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lovespandp · 03-05-2012, 06:47 PM

Man that was the best!!

jp4m2 · 03-05-2012, 06:53 PM

LOL.....I'm glad some of you loved the joke...but then I see it wasn't a joke for some...

I have to say I laughed the first time I read that...I still can't get half way through it before I bust out laughing all over again!

lovespandp · 03-05-2012, 06:56 PM

LOL Life is for jokes like that, and laughing!! If you have anymore I would love to hear!

Susan78 · 03-05-2012, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by dawn27

WHERE DID YOU BUY HIM & WHERE CAN I GET ME ONE OF THEM ?

If I win the lottery I'll have to buy a husband like that.

Susan78 · 03-05-2012, 07:13 PM

Now I just finished reading the posts I am in tears from laughing so much. They are so.........funny.

jp4m2 · 03-05-2012, 07:20 PM

I don't know if this is allowed, but here goes.....

You don't know Jack Schitt...
The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt," but now you can handle this situation with confidence!

Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it...

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

Susan78 · 03-05-2012, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jp4m2

I don't know if this is allowed, but here goes.....

You don't know Jack Schitt...
The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt," but now you can handle this situation with confidence!

Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it...

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

This is awesome I am dying of laughter! I haven't heard a good one like this for a long time and my husband is laughing too. If Kinder wasn't sleeping maybe she would be barking in laughter. Thanks for the good one.

enchilila · 03-05-2012, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by gemy

Well men are from Mars, or aliens, or something. So on Wednesday I get a facial, today I get my hair cut; has he noticed anything? Nope, I thought he'd at least notice the haircut. But there is time yet. He might notice it sometime today.

I think he has decided that anything that goes wrong with the house, it's my responsibility to tell him, and if he doesn't do it, to follow up with him, and then to give up and call a handyman in, to do stuff.

somedays! urgha

I got a haircut today in what I thought was a completely different style. I asked my dh if he liked it (because he didn't notice it

) and he said it looks the same as it always does. UGH!

Wylie's Mom · 03-06-2012, 07:10 AM

Jpm - LMBO!

In addition, I'd add...how about the post-shower naked dance men are prone to, where they shake what their Momma gave them? I really don't need to see it. As if I'm going to be like "oh honey, that's so hot; let's totally have a quickie" -- NOT.

jp4m2 · 03-06-2012, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Wylie's Mom

Jpm - LMBO!

In addition, I'd add...how about the post-shower naked dance men are prone to, where they shake what their Momma gave them? I really don't need to see it. As if I'm going to be like "oh honey, that's so hot; let's totally have a quickie" -- NOT.

LOL....Nude dancing??!! Eewww, not a pretty picture......If they only knew all they had to do is run the vacuum and we'd be turned on.....

gemy · 03-06-2012, 11:10 AM

GAls I've not laughed so hard in a long long time

I would like to "point" out in "small type", unless it is long enough to do the hula hoop, I'm just not interested in after showering dancing parts.

On the subject of open doors, well let's face it gals, we all have dogs ( the four legged kind), and I don't know about y'all, but if I try to close the bathroom door, I have 4x4 four leggers whingeing, whining, scratching, meowing, low barking, huffing, n chirping to get in Depends on the day and personal strife going on with my crew. You gotta know it is easier to leave the door open a notch; then of course 4 legged one comes in, kisses me, leaves, four legged 2 comes in kisses me n leaves, etc, etc, until I am done.
I am eternally thankful that when we have company, the pups are so enthralled with the company, I could fall through the toilet bowl and no-one would notice

Have a great day all - you gotta love this thread And BTW hubby still hasn't noticed the hair cut!

jp4m2 · 03-06-2012, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wylie's Mom

Jpm - LMBO!

In addition, I'd add...how about the post-shower naked dance men are prone to, where they shake what their Momma gave them? I really don't need to see it. As if I'm going to be like "oh honey, that's so hot; let's totally have a quickie" -- NOT.

Thanks Ann, I can't get the image of naked people out of my head, and it ain't pretty! The rule is, if your dancing nude and you can hear the sound of skin slapping you need to put clothes on.....

DvlshAngel985 · 03-07-2012, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jp4m2

Thanks Ann, I can't get the image of naked people out of my head, and it ain't pretty! The rule is, if your dancing nude and you can hear the sound of skin slapping you need to put clothes on.....

everyone is asleep. It's so hard to keep from laughing!!!!

citygirl123 · 03-07-2012, 09:34 PM

I guess I should be thankful. My husband is not gross. I feel bad for some of you.

Wylie's Mom · 03-08-2012, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jp4m2

Thanks Ann, I can't get the image of naked people out of my head, and it ain't pretty! The rule is, if your dancing nude and you can hear the sound of skin slapping you need to put clothes on.....

LOL

!!!! And I totally agree.

03-05-2012, 06:47 PM	#46
lovespandp ♥Momma's Bambino♥ Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Ca Posts: 10,026	Man that was the best!! __________________ "People with nothing to hide don't usually feel the need to say so."

03-05-2012, 06:53 PM	#47
jp4m2 Love my Boys Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: w/ my boys Posts: 5,056	LOL.....I'm glad some of you loved the joke...but then I see it wasn't a joke for some... I have to say I laughed the first time I read that...I still can't get half way through it before I bust out laughing all over again! __________________ B.J.mom to : Jake J.J. Jack & Joey, momma misses you..... The joy found in the companionship of a pet is a blessing not given to everyone. The two most powerful words when we’re in struggle: me too..

03-05-2012, 06:56 PM	#48
lovespandp ♥Momma's Bambino♥ Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Ca Posts: 10,026	LOL Life is for jokes like that, and laughing!! If you have anymore I would love to hear! __________________ "People with nothing to hide don't usually feel the need to say so."

03-05-2012, 07:20 PM	#51
jp4m2 Love my Boys Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: w/ my boys Posts: 5,056	I don't know if this is allowed, but here goes..... You don't know Jack Schitt... The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt," but now you can handle this situation with confidence! Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N.Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dump Schitt, a high school drop-out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Scherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. They created a bumper sticker and made millions. You've probably seen it... The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt. So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them. __________________ B.J.mom to : Jake J.J. Jack & Joey, momma misses you..... The joy found in the companionship of a pet is a blessing not given to everyone. The two most powerful words when we’re in struggle: me too..

03-06-2012, 07:10 AM	#54
Wylie's Mom Furbutts = LOVE Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 35,889 Blog Entries: 2	Jpm - LMBO! In addition, I'd add...how about the post-shower naked dance men are prone to, where they shake what their Momma gave them? I really don't need to see it. As if I'm going to be like "oh honey, that's so hot; let's totally have a quickie" -- NOT. __________________ ~ A friend told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn. ~ °¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨° Ann \| Pfeiffer \| Marcel Verdel Purcell \| Wylie \| Artie °¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨°

03-05-2012, 07:13 PM	#50
Susan78 YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Hibbing Minnesota Posts: 1,107	Now I just finished reading the posts I am in tears from laughing so much. They are so.........funny.

03-06-2012, 11:10 AM	#56
gemy YT 2000 Club Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Huntsville,Ont,Canaada Posts: 12,340 Blog Entries: 2	Oml roflmao GAls I've not laughed so hard in a long long time I would like to "point" out in "small type", unless it is long enough to do the hula hoop, I'm just not interested in after showering dancing parts. On the subject of open doors, well let's face it gals, we all have dogs ( the four legged kind), and I don't know about y'all, but if I try to close the bathroom door, I have 4x4 four leggers whingeing, whining, scratching, meowing, low barking, huffing, n chirping to get in Depends on the day and personal strife going on with my crew. You gotta know it is easier to leave the door open a notch; then of course 4 legged one comes in, kisses me, leaves, four legged 2 comes in kisses me n leaves, etc, etc, until I am done. I am eternally thankful that when we have company, the pups are so enthralled with the company, I could fall through the toilet bowl and no-one would notice Have a great day all - you gotta love this thread And BTW hubby still hasn't noticed the hair cut! __________________ Razzle and Dara. Our clan. RIP Karma Dec 24th 2004-July 14 2013 RIP Zoey Jun9 th 2008-May 12 2012. RIP Magic,Mar 26 2006July 1st 2018

03-07-2012, 09:34 PM	#59
citygirl123 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,233	I guess I should be thankful. My husband is not gross. I feel bad for some of you. __________________ Lynn and Copper