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alaskayorkie · 12-05-2005, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by d4nimal

What I like to do is to put Yoshi in a stroller sleeping next to a purring kitten who is playing with a baby that is wearing a panda suit. Then the chick magnet's pull is so strong that it creates a monstrous vortex.

The vortex is so strong that you have to be careful putting together the combination of a puppy, a kitten, and a baby, because the cuteness vortex has the capability to form a gravitational pull so strong for women that it can bend time and space. That is where black holes come from.

Please be careful and stay safe

You are wise beyond you years, Grasshopper. Or are we grasshoppers? I never liked that show. Not enough hot chicks. Cain needed a Yorkie.

fasteddie · 12-05-2005, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sherry Lynn

Dare I scan the infamous Yorkie Playboy pictures???

Can't say WHERE or anything (but all the Guys Club members should know by now...

), but it's already been posted on YorkieTalk. A fully YorkieTalk-family-friendly version, of course, of course!

StewiesMom · 12-05-2005, 08:19 PM

What's all this about vortexes? What is a vortex? What is a grasshopper (not an insect)?

oh, and Sherryl Lynn, don't egg them on!

alaskayorkie · 12-06-2005, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by StewiesMom

What's all this about vortexes? What is a vortex? What is a grasshopper (not an insect)?

oh, and Sherryl Lynn, don't egg them on!

vortex: A spiral motion of fluid within a limited area, especially a whirling mass of water or air that sucks everything near it toward its center.

Grasshopper: Kwai Chang Cain's nickname while training to be a Shaolin priest.

And leave Sherry Lynn alone. She brings intriguing possibilities, not questions, to the man thread.

waistfull · 12-06-2005, 04:04 AM

I know this is the "guys thread" so why have I not seen the words duct tape?

d4nimal · 12-06-2005, 05:33 AM

has anyone seen my duct tape

Sabrina · 12-06-2005, 06:43 AM

Here in the south I have the 2 perfect components to create a male vortex.
A) boobs
B) big truck

I just wanted to add they are both real and both mine.

StewiesMom · 12-06-2005, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

vortex: A spiral motion of fluid within a limited area, especially a whirling mass of water or air that sucks everything near it toward its center.

Grasshopper: Kwai Chang Cain's nickname while training to be a Shaolin priest.

And leave Sherry Lynn alone. She brings intriguing possibilities, not questions, to the man thread.

and who is Kwai Chang Cain? The only thing I know about Shaolin is that they play some good soccer there.

I am leaving the man thread. You guys are L-A-M-E

artierae · 12-06-2005, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by d4nimal

has anyone seen my duct tape

I think my son-in-law has it!

PeaceKeepr · 12-06-2005, 07:17 PM

Guys Hurry. Turn your tvs to your CBS channel. Victoria Secret's Christmas Special is on!!

fasteddie · 12-06-2005, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PeaceKeepr

Guys Hurry. Turn your tvs to your CBS channel. Victoria Secret's Christmas Special is on!!

Now, THAT'S what the Guys Club thread is for!

I can't believe it's STILL not in high definition... *SIGH* (well, that's what CBS.com says, as it's not on for another three hours or so...)

PeaceKeepr · 12-06-2005, 07:27 PM

sux for you hahahahahaha

didn't think about the time....there are some perks to the east coast!!!

fasteddie · 12-06-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by PeaceKeepr

sux for you hahahahahaha

didn't think about the time....there are some perks to the east coast!!!

Indeed there is. I'm without satellite dish right now, but... an East coast friend told me it IS in hi-def.... la la la... Have a great night, I know I will! Ha... (I'm getting in SOOOOO much trouble, err, if this wasn't the official GUY THREAD, right?)

La_Man · 12-06-2005, 07:33 PM

NICE>....its a good thing i was checking out email.

THANKS DUDE....WE'll recap for you.

La_Man · 12-06-2005, 07:34 PM

recapping for you since its commericals right now.

4 butt shots from the runway. Its kind of small but who complaining.

opps its back...laterz

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PeaceKeepr Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Moultrie, GA Posts: 76	sux for you hahahahahaha didn't think about the time....there are some perks to the east coast!!! __________________ One of the few Males on here, And Proud of It!

12-06-2005, 04:04 AM	#185
waistfull Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,861	I know this is the "guys thread" so why have I not seen the words duct tape?

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La_Man Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 251	NICE>....its a good thing i was checking out email. THANKS DUDE....WE'll recap for you.

12-06-2005, 07:34 PM	#195
La_Man Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 251	recapping for you since its commericals right now. 4 butt shots from the runway. Its kind of small but who complaining. opps its back...laterz