The Official YT Guys Club Thread - Page 11 - YorkieTalk.com Forums

suz · 12-02-2005, 10:09 AM

Keep dreaming!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by fasteddie

One day, yes, ONE DAY, we'll have plenty of guys around here, enough so that guys will outnumber the ladies that post in the GUYS CLUB thread.... Hahahah, who am I kidding? At least a man can dream, right?

(This was a subtle bump for AY, who needs this thread right about now...)

d4nimal · 12-02-2005, 10:33 AM

AY, thats what you get for opening your mouth. I took a statistics class when I was a young lad (i'm 22 now, so I'm old and wise) and this is what I got out of it:

As a man (and you are married so I'm sure you know this), for every 20 sentences you say you will offend one female in your vicinity accidentally with one or more of said sentences. So that is 1/20 probability of saying something that will get you in trouble with a female every sentence that you say.

That is 1/20 in the vicinity of ONE woman. Here at YorkieTalk I would say your average post would see about 300 views, and with a female percentage of what must be more that 99% you have a very large chance of getting castrated.

You can't argue with it. It's just science really.

This post is manly because it is about math and science, which, as we all know, only men can do.

just kidding just kidding

alaskayorkie · 12-02-2005, 10:46 AM

Cool! So I'm not a sexist? I'm just part of the solution to a complex mathematical question? AWESOME! I owe you, man. Don't worry, no butt slaps.

kewtee · 12-02-2005, 01:21 PM

You are so funny AY

I enjoy being the fly on the wall in the man thread

alaskayorkie · 12-02-2005, 04:08 PM

Thank you, Mette. I was feeling like a fly on something else for a while.
That got you an honorary membership. See head cheerleader SimonandHallie for your uniform.

kewtee · 12-02-2005, 11:43 PM

I want the uniform with the dark red skirt that shows my legs up to the hips! That's what cheerleading is about right?

alaskayorkie · 12-03-2005, 03:42 AM

Yes, I believe that is the standard man thread uniform. I like the way you think.

d4nimal · 12-03-2005, 06:52 AM

someone marry that woman. marry her right now or i will take her

kewtee · 12-04-2005, 04:21 AM

Thank you for the offer, but I have one very happy husband sitting next to me

PeaceKeepr · 12-04-2005, 08:20 AM

*insert random guy stuff here*

so, where's the chicken and beer?

Go Dawgs! SEC Champions Again!!! On the the - Sugar Bowl, i think.

Well, I gotta go do somemore work in the yard.

Peace Out.

kewtee · 12-04-2005, 09:08 AM

Gimme a Y...gimme a T....gimme YT men! Goooooooooooooooooo YT YT YT YT MEN!

La_Man · 12-04-2005, 09:12 AM

kewtee i'm very bad i imagining things....this male head of mine...i'm sure you can understand.

Soooooo Please post PICS so i know what outfit you are talking about.

alaska....here's your butt smack. *smacK*

oh yeah...nymapa made me post again. I'm more of a lurker then a poster but she making me post to help you guys out.

suz · 12-04-2005, 11:33 AM

Nothing to say, I just wanted to bump it up on the list. I love reading all this stuff....from a man's view

Suz

PeaceKeepr · 12-04-2005, 11:49 AM

woot 3 new males!
http://www.yorkietalk.com/gallery/sh...ry.php?cat=668

fasteddie · 12-04-2005, 10:08 PM

So back to the MAN talk and all... Last night with some new buddies, I had some Flaming Dr. Peppers and a few Chernobyls (Red Bull with vodka and a shot of Jaegermeister dropped in). Oh, and the ladies quite like guys chugging Flaming Dr. Peppers...

Flaming Dr. Pepper:
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink13.html

12-02-2005, 10:46 AM	#153
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	Cool! So I'm not a sexist? I'm just part of the solution to a complex mathematical question? AWESOME! I owe you, man. Don't worry, no butt slaps. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

12-02-2005, 01:21 PM	#154
kewtee Donating YT Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Skagen, Denmark Posts: 769	You are so funny AY I enjoy being the fly on the wall in the man thread __________________ Mette - proud mother of Kali - 6 lbs, born on March 18th 2004 Mare - 4 lbs, born on January 28th 2005

12-02-2005, 04:08 PM	#155
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	Thank you, Mette. I was feeling like a fly on something else for a while. That got you an honorary membership. See head cheerleader SimonandHallie for your uniform. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

12-02-2005, 11:43 PM	#156
kewtee Donating YT Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Skagen, Denmark Posts: 769	I want the uniform with the dark red skirt that shows my legs up to the hips! That's what cheerleading is about right? __________________ Mette - proud mother of Kali - 6 lbs, born on March 18th 2004 Mare - 4 lbs, born on January 28th 2005

12-03-2005, 03:42 AM	#157
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	Yes, I believe that is the standard man thread uniform. I like the way you think. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

12-02-2005, 10:33 AM	#152
d4nimal Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Gainesville Posts: 224	AY, thats what you get for opening your mouth. I took a statistics class when I was a young lad (i'm 22 now, so I'm old and wise) and this is what I got out of it: As a man (and you are married so I'm sure you know this), for every 20 sentences you say you will offend one female in your vicinity accidentally with one or more of said sentences. So that is 1/20 probability of saying something that will get you in trouble with a female every sentence that you say. That is 1/20 in the vicinity of ONE woman. Here at YorkieTalk I would say your average post would see about 300 views, and with a female percentage of what must be more that 99% you have a very large chance of getting castrated. You can't argue with it. It's just science really. This post is manly because it is about math and science, which, as we all know, only men can do. just kidding just kidding

12-03-2005, 06:52 AM	#158
d4nimal Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Gainesville Posts: 224	someone marry that woman. marry her right now or i will take her __________________ Yoshi Wants To Be Your Dog's Friend. He Told Me So. Then He Pooped. Join Yoshi's List of Friends On Dogster!

12-04-2005, 04:21 AM	#159
kewtee Donating YT Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Skagen, Denmark Posts: 769	Thank you for the offer, but I have one very happy husband sitting next to me __________________ Mette - proud mother of Kali - 6 lbs, born on March 18th 2004 Mare - 4 lbs, born on January 28th 2005

12-04-2005, 08:20 AM	#160
PeaceKeepr Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Moultrie, GA Posts: 76	insert random guy stuff here so, where's the chicken and beer? Go Dawgs! SEC Champions Again!!! On the the - Sugar Bowl, i think. Well, I gotta go do somemore work in the yard. Peace Out. __________________ One of the few Males on here, And Proud of It!

12-04-2005, 09:12 AM	#162
La_Man Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 251	kewtee i'm very bad i imagining things....this male head of mine...i'm sure you can understand. Soooooo Please post PICS so i know what outfit you are talking about. alaska....here's your butt smack. smacK oh yeah...nymapa made me post again. I'm more of a lurker then a poster but she making me post to help you guys out.

12-04-2005, 11:33 AM	#163
suz Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hesperia, CA Posts: 741	Nothing to say, I just wanted to bump it up on the list. I love reading all this stuff....from a man's view Suz __________________ Suz The more people I meet... The more I love my dogs!!!

12-04-2005, 11:49 AM	#164
PeaceKeepr Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Moultrie, GA Posts: 76	woot 3 new males! http://www.yorkietalk.com/gallery/sh...ry.php?cat=668 __________________ One of the few Males on here, And Proud of It!

12-04-2005, 10:08 PM	#165
fasteddie *YT 6000 Club Member* Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 6,238	So back to the MAN talk and all... Last night with some new buddies, I had some Flaming Dr. Peppers and a few Chernobyls (Red Bull with vodka and a shot of Jaegermeister dropped in). Oh, and the ladies quite like guys chugging Flaming Dr. Peppers... Flaming Dr. Pepper: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink13.html __________________ YODA & WINKY R ::: RIP Winky ::: RIP Yoda!