The Official YT Guys Club Thread - Page 12 - YorkieTalk.com Forums

alaskayorkie · 12-04-2005, 10:11 PM

Leave it to Fast Eddie to return the focus to what really matters: Booze and chicks. The man thread has been rescued.

fasteddie · 12-04-2005, 10:14 PM

Oh yes, forgot the most important part here... the pictures (well, not of last night, I don't think I was physically able to at that moment...)

reneernc · 12-04-2005, 10:25 PM

There was a guy buying a yorkie when I got mine, he said he didn't need a big dog to prove his manhood....hum??

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Originally Posted by fasteddie

JUST what I was afraid of!

Okay, okay, you ladies can post in this thread and stuff, but we're still gonna talk about MACHO, TOUGH GUY stuff here. Yeah, that's it!

alaskayorkie · 12-04-2005, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by reneernc

There was a guy buying a yorkie when I got mine, he said he didn't need a big dog to prove his manhood....hum??

First of all, great picture Fast Eddie. It warms my heart to see a man's drink featured on the man thread. I think I'm gonna toss some gas on my Alaskan Amber and light it right now.

As for you, reneernc, we guys had it wrong for years and years. We thought we needed big dogs to lure hot women. Little did we know that Yorkies were the secret. I wonder if we were wrong about other large things?

reneernc · 12-04-2005, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by StewiesMom

I'm a Yankee and I'm going to hell -- that's what I meant

I didn'dn't realize they "the yankees" new!

reneernc · 12-04-2005, 10:50 PM

Guess you should put that up for a vote!

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

First of all, great picture Fast Eddie. It warms my heart to see a man's drink featured on the man thread. I think I'm gonna toss some gas on my Alaskan Amber and light it right now.

As for you, reneernc, we guys had it wrong for years and years. We thought we needed big dogs to lure hot women. Little did we know that Yorkies were the secret. I wonder if we were wrong about other large things?

kewtee · 12-04-2005, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

As for you, reneernc, we guys had it wrong for years and years. We thought we needed big dogs to lure hot women. Little did we know that Yorkies were the secret.

My husband says he was very shy with girls when he was 18 and he regrets not having a yorkie, since that would have made his life a whole lot easier - they are....hmmm...can I say this on an american forum....pussymagnets....if it is offensive to anyone I am sorry...(In Denmark no words are offensive, it is the attitude that does it)

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

I wonder if we were wrong about other large things?

You know, this may come as a shock to you guys, but women like different things! Some like big "things" - I know you mean cars, muscles and wallets - and some women don't care about any of those things, but only wants a big personality.
I am sorry to burst your idea that all women like the same - it would be much easier if life was like that but hey, there's also a fun challenge in it, isn't there?

La_Man · 12-05-2005, 06:39 AM

its true...yorkies are like the ultimate chick magnets. I think they are better then babies.

Ladies of all ages flock to me when i'm carrying the yorkies...but without them....the ladies avoid me like i got the plague.

d4nimal · 12-05-2005, 06:56 AM

What I like to do is to put Yoshi in a stroller sleeping next to a purring kitten who is playing with a baby that is wearing a panda suit. Then the chick magnet's pull is so strong that it creates a monstrous vortex.

The vortex is so strong that you have to be careful putting together the combination of a puppy, a kitten, and a baby, because the cuteness vortex has the capability to form a gravitational pull so strong for women that it can bend time and space. That is where black holes come from.

Please be careful and stay safe

La_Man · 12-05-2005, 07:27 AM

whoa!!!!

d4nimal you mad scientist!!!! you know not what you create there man!!!!

that is the mothership right there. 3 successful powerful elements combine to form a force that mother nature and mankind has not seen since the creation of the a-bomb. its so strong that its banned in most states and country.

d4nimal i think its a secret that should NOT be shared on a public forum.

Ultimate power brings ulimate responsibility. And it should be kept under wraps because the other sex will get a hold of it and untrustworthy males will abuse this power.

NewYorkieMa&Pa · 12-05-2005, 07:36 AM

OMG! What in the hell are you 2 talking about??? LMAO!

I mean it is true and all that when women see fur kids, babies, and ANYTHING that shows a man's "pink" side... It does have us take a 2nd or 3rd look at your sexy selves!

Why we fall for this is unknown to any of us...

Men run media that shows you all killing and fighting one another

...so you can sucker us into wanting you the moment you show a pink side...

HEY! I smell a consiparcy!!!

Ladies???

kewtee · 12-05-2005, 08:07 AM

It is no different for men - take a woman, dress her in garders and push up bra, put her on a motor cycle and give her a glass of JD in her hand and you've got your male vortex

PeaceKeepr · 12-05-2005, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by kewtee

It is no different for men - take a woman, dress her in garders and push up bra, put her on a motor cycle and give her a glass of JD in her hand and you've got your male vortex

or a she/male vortex...gotta watch those biker chicks...

La_Man · 12-05-2005, 08:18 AM

For all the ladies that insist on knowing what it takes to create a male vortex....

All i have to say is

PICS!!!!

Sherry Lynn · 12-05-2005, 03:45 PM

Dare I scan the infamous Yorkie Playboy pictures???

12-04-2005, 10:11 PM	#166
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12-05-2005, 06:56 AM	#174
d4nimal Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Gainesville Posts: 224	What I like to do is to put Yoshi in a stroller sleeping next to a purring kitten who is playing with a baby that is wearing a panda suit. Then the chick magnet's pull is so strong that it creates a monstrous vortex. The vortex is so strong that you have to be careful putting together the combination of a puppy, a kitten, and a baby, because the cuteness vortex has the capability to form a gravitational pull so strong for women that it can bend time and space. That is where black holes come from. Please be careful and stay safe __________________ Yoshi Wants To Be Your Dog's Friend. He Told Me So. Then He Pooped. Join Yoshi's List of Friends On Dogster!

12-05-2005, 07:36 AM	#176
NewYorkieMa&Pa Donating YT Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 682	You are too funny... OMG! What in the hell are you 2 talking about??? LMAO! I mean it is true and all that when women see fur kids, babies, and ANYTHING that shows a man's "pink" side... It does have us take a 2nd or 3rd look at your sexy selves! Why we fall for this is unknown to any of us... Men run media that shows you all killing and fighting one another ...so you can sucker us into wanting you the moment you show a pink side... HEY! I smell a consiparcy!!! Ladies??? __________________ Life is like a box of Godiva chocolates, it won't last forever... so savor every moment!

12-05-2005, 08:07 AM	#177
kewtee Donating YT Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Skagen, Denmark Posts: 769	It is no different for men - take a woman, dress her in garders and push up bra, put her on a motor cycle and give her a glass of JD in her hand and you've got your male vortex __________________ Mette - proud mother of Kali - 6 lbs, born on March 18th 2004 Mare - 4 lbs, born on January 28th 2005

12-05-2005, 03:45 PM	#180
Sherry Lynn Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,437	Dare I scan the infamous Yorkie Playboy pictures??? __________________ Sherry Lynn Dublin and Widget

12-05-2005, 06:39 AM	#173
La_Man Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 251	its true...yorkies are like the ultimate chick magnets. I think they are better then babies. Ladies of all ages flock to me when i'm carrying the yorkies...but without them....the ladies avoid me like i got the plague.

12-05-2005, 07:27 AM	#175
La_Man Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 251	whoa!!!! d4nimal you mad scientist!!!! you know not what you create there man!!!! that is the mothership right there. 3 successful powerful elements combine to form a force that mother nature and mankind has not seen since the creation of the a-bomb. its so strong that its banned in most states and country. d4nimal i think its a secret that should NOT be shared on a public forum. Ultimate power brings ulimate responsibility. And it should be kept under wraps because the other sex will get a hold of it and untrustworthy males will abuse this power.

12-05-2005, 08:18 AM	#179
La_Man Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 251	For all the ladies that insist on knowing what it takes to create a male vortex.... All i have to say is PICS!!!!