Winter Classes for Men (LOL!!!!!!!!)

[Wylie's Mom]

Winter Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, January 30th, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours..

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other..
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours..

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours..

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques..
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

[kay6688]

I love it! Thanks for sharing!!! Hugs-Kay & Jaxon

[ltret0294]

Can I sign DW up for classes 1,2,4,5,6,13 and14.

[YorkichonBella]

That's too Funny! and while we're on the subject, can I just ask if any other males that you know of Forget to close cabinet doors?? It's really strange, but both my DH & Dad do this. My Mom & I often Laugh over this & trade stories You can always tell when they've been in the kitchen.....there it is......an open cabinet door....or 2!!
signed: just wondering??

[ltret0294]

I must be the exception. I'm the one who closes cabinet/closet doors, does not use the last sheet of tp and not replace the roll (cleans the seat/floor), puts the remote back, does the dishes, laundry (whites, bed, towels), change the oil (linens) on the bed, put fresh linen on bed, does most of the cooking, dishes, calls and sees if they have plans before agreeing to shift changes, calls if going to be late, calls just to say hi, does remember the day we met.
Could go on. Realize I'm outnumbered around 20 to 1. Should not have bothered me but just struck a nerve.

[YorkichonBella]

Originally Posted by ltret0294

I must be the exception. I'm the one who closes cabinet/closet doors, does not use the last sheet of tp and not replace the roll (cleans the seat/floor), puts the remote back, does the dishes, laundry (whites, bed, towels), change the oil (linens) on the bed, put fresh linen on bed, does most of the cooking, dishes, calls and sees if they have plans before agreeing to shift changes, calls if going to be late, calls just to say hi, does remember the day we met.
Could go on. Realize I'm outnumbered around 20 to 1. Should not have bothered me but just struck a nerve.

Well, for me personally....this was suppose to be just all in Fun!! My DH does Alot of nice things that's listed on there. He could also turn it around on me for Females. If we can't have humor, it's hard to live with "anyone".

[C101Yorkie]

LOL! That's too funny.

[chloesMama]

That is to funny I have a pretty good dh though , the only one we really have trouble with is #3 and #4 but hey , he's learning Here are my solutions....

#1 get an auto ice-maker
#2 keep a decorative basket with lots of extra rolls nearby to avoid being "stranded"
#3 I have yet to figure out a solution for this one...unless dh is willing to potty like a girl
#4 if the clothes don't make it to the hamper they don't make it to the wash...I mean seriously , how long does he want to wear those clothes?
#5 Serve his breakfast on the same dirty dish that didn't make it to the sink the night before and he will soon see the error of his ways...or get sick , it's a 50/50 shot
#6 Lots of T.V.'s in different rooms
#7 Just ask me to start with , because chances are I put it away where it BELONGS !
#8 Every time he brings you flowers ...give him some good lovin' ...he will remember flowers much more often
#9 GPS
#10 who am I kidding , I can't parallel park
#11 Hopefully this one he knows or therapy may be in order
#12 find a bench and bring an ipod.
#13 see # 8
#14 Take out menus

Ok , I'm off to sign dh up for some classes

[crystalsmom]

Thanks for the laugh, that was terrific.

[jencar98]

Originally Posted by chloesMama

That is to funny I have a pretty good dh though , the only one we really have trouble with is #3 and #4 but hey , he's learning Here are my solutions....

#1 get an auto ice-maker
#2 keep a decorative basket with lots of extra rolls nearby to avoid being "stranded"
#3 I have yet to figure out a solution for this one...unless dh is willing to potty like a girl
#4 if the clothes don't make it to the hamper they don't make it to the wash...I mean seriously , how long does he want to wear those clothes?
#5 Serve his breakfast on the same dirty dish that didn't make it to the sink the night before and he will soon see the error of his ways...or get sick , it's a 50/50 shot
#6 Lots of T.V.'s in different rooms
#7 Just ask me to start with , because chances are I put it away where it BELONGS !
#8 Every time he brings you flowers ...give him some good lovin' ...he will remember flowers much more often
#9 GPS
#10 who am I kidding , I can't parallel park
#11 Hopefully this one he knows or therapy may be in order
#12 find a bench and bring an ipod.
#13 see # 8
#14 Take out menus

Ok , I'm off to sign dh up for some classes

LOLOL....I laughed at your solutions as much as I laughed about the classes!

[chachi]

LOL My Husband needs this class

[Maxi]

That is so funny! Thanks for sharing!

[jfalz73]

OMG...that's too funny!! Thanks for the morning laugh!!

[Gypsy & Me]

LOL... too funny.

Originally Posted by ltret0294

I must be the exception. I'm the one who closes cabinet/closet doors, does not use the last sheet of tp and not replace the roll (cleans the seat/floor), puts the remote back, does the dishes, laundry (whites, bed, towels), change the oil (linens) on the bed, put fresh linen on bed, does most of the cooking, dishes, calls and sees if they have plans before agreeing to shift changes, calls if going to be late, calls just to say hi, does remember the day we met.
Could go on. Realize I'm outnumbered around 20 to 1. Should not have bothered me but just struck a nerve.

You're the exception though... it takes a special man to do ALL that AND post with us women on a Yorkie forum.