That is to funny
I have a pretty good dh though , the only one we really have trouble with is #3 and #4 but hey , he's learning
Here are my solutions....
#1 get an auto ice-maker
#2 keep a decorative basket with lots of extra rolls nearby to avoid being "stranded"
#3 I have yet to figure out a solution for this one...unless dh is willing to potty like a girl
#4 if the clothes don't make it to the hamper they don't make it to the wash...I mean seriously , how long does he want to wear those clothes?
#5 Serve his breakfast on the same dirty dish that didn't make it to the sink the night before and he will soon see the error of his ways...or get sick , it's a 50/50 shot
#6 Lots of T.V.'s in different rooms
#7 Just ask me to start with , because chances are I put it away where it BELONGS !
#8 Every time he brings you flowers ...give him some good lovin' ...he will remember flowers much more often
#9 GPS
#10 who am I kidding , I can't parallel park
#11 Hopefully this one he knows or therapy may be in order
#12 find a bench and bring an ipod.
#13 see # 8
#14 Take out menus
Ok , I'm off to sign dh up for some classes