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07-12-2005, 06:17 PM | #1 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Effingham, Illinois
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| George Carlin.....funny! Cows, Constitution, and Carlin COWS...Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. CONSTITUTION...They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it any more. TEN COMMANDMENTS...The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment! And Last but not least..... George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart.. "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook ,clean, and work in the yard, and haul her off to jail."
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07-12-2005, 06:23 PM | #2 |
BANNED! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Janesville WI
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| I LOVE George Carlin. I think he is hilarious.... Thanks for sharing. |
07-12-2005, 07:00 PM | #3 |
I love my Monster! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Elkhart, IN
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| Yeah that was very funny! Thanks for posting this! |
07-12-2005, 07:53 PM | #4 |
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| I like that Martha Stewart part! Maybe we should just make it against the law for women to work inside the house - or out. We could just take the paycheck and go shopping!
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07-12-2005, 08:54 PM | #5 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | that was funny - I didn't know George Carlin was still around - shows how up on stuff that I am |
07-12-2005, 10:27 PM | #6 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: south suburbs of illinois
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| Omg that was good.Whats even funnier is Everything he said is no joke its the abosolute truth!!! |
07-12-2005, 10:33 PM | #7 |
Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: California
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| And the cherry on the top: George Carlin had a Yorkie!! Miles - Yorkshire terrier on the sitcom THE GEORGE CARLIN SHOW/FOX/1994-95. Miles was the family pet of George O'Grady (George Carlin), a opinionated New York City cabbie. The dog (won from Neal, a plastic surgeon in the first episode) was named after Miles Davis, the jazz musician. * http://www.tvacres.com/dogs_terriers.htm |
07-12-2005, 11:27 PM | #8 |
Boppin' Bo! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Indiana
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| How funny! And Junebug, you're a wealth of information, lol!!!
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07-12-2005, 11:43 PM | #9 |
Mom loves Gucci Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New York City
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| I love George Carlin, he is hilarious. My husband loves him too. |
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