George Carlin.....funny!
 

Cows, Constitution, and Carlin



COWS...Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our

government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,

right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they

tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million

illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a

cow.



CONSTITUTION...They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for

Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really

smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it any

more.

TEN COMMANDMENTS...The real reason that we can't have the Ten

Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"

Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of

lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!



And Last but not least.....



George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart.. "Boy, I feel a

lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still

walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in

America willing to cook ,clean, and work in the yard, and haul her off to

jail."

I LOVE George Carlin. I think he is hilarious.... Thanks for sharing.

Yeah that was very funny! Thanks for posting this!

I like that Martha Stewart part! Maybe we should just make it against the law for women to work inside the house - or out. We could just take the paycheck and go shopping! :thumbup:

that was funny - I didn't know George Carlin was still around - shows how up on stuff that I am :D

Omg that was good.Whats even funnier is Everything he said is no joke its the abosolute truth!!! :)

And the cherry on the top: George Carlin had a Yorkie!!

Miles - Yorkshire terrier on the sitcom THE GEORGE CARLIN SHOW/FOX/1994-95. Miles was the family pet of George O'Grady (George Carlin), a opinionated New York City cabbie. The dog (won from Neal, a plastic surgeon in the first episode) was named after Miles Davis, the jazz musician. *

http://www.tvacres.com/dogs_terriers.htm

How funny! And Junebug, you're a wealth of information, lol!!!

:D I love George Carlin, he is hilarious. My husband loves him too.