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eensor · 07-12-2005, 06:17 PM

Cows, Constitution, and Carlin

COWS...Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our

government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,

right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they

tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million

illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a

cow.

CONSTITUTION...They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for

Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really

smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it any

more.

TEN COMMANDMENTS...The real reason that we can't have the Ten

Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"

Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of

lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

And Last but not least.....

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart.. "Boy, I feel a

lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still

walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in

America willing to cook ,clean, and work in the yard, and haul her off to

jail."

07-12-2005, 06:17 PM	#1
eensor YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Effingham, Illinois Posts: 2,535	George Carlin.....funny! Cows, Constitution, and Carlin COWS...Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. CONSTITUTION...They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it any more. TEN COMMANDMENTS...The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment! And Last but not least..... George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart.. "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook ,clean, and work in the yard, and haul her off to jail." __________________ I'd rather be in Mexico!