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10-28-2007, 06:51 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ohio
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| For Owners of Male Yorkies Hum to WinterWonderland Walkin in a Doggie Wonderland Dog tags ring, are you listenin'? In the lane, snow is glistenin'. It's yellow, NOT white I've been there tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland. Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. It's a sign for wandering vagrants; "Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty! Marked up as my winter wonderland." In the meadow dad will build a snowman, following the classical design. Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man, So all the world will know that it's mine-mine-mine! Straight from me to the fence post, flows my natural incense boast; "Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth, I marked it as my winter wonderland." Unknown
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10-28-2007, 07:06 PM | #2 |
All Dogs Go To Heaven Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: By The Lake
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| OK, now I'll be humming that tune all night!! That's fun, thanks. I did this as our Christmas Card 2 years ago: Twas the night before Christmas, the TV was all static. Not a creature was stirring except for the raccoon in the attic. The yorkies were snuggled all under the covers. With visions of squirrel babies running with their mothers. With momma over-medicated and me full of tumms we went fast asleep like a couple of warm chums. When up on the roof there arose such a clatter. Led me to believe That raccoon was on the ladder! The dogs were all barking & momma was yelling I didn't want to tell her that one of the dogs was really yucky smelling. I sprang from my bed grabbed my new pellet gun. from the look on my face I was going to have some fun. The moon on the breast of the newly fallen snow gave just enough light to let that pellet go. That raccoon let out a yelp as it sprang for the tree. The pellet hit the window; Not getting that fixed for free! But I heard him exclaim as he ran laughing for the trees "Hey Chuckie, next time put on your robe, please!" Merry Christmas to all.
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10-28-2007, 07:15 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ohio
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| thank you for the wonderful addition. I am doubling up here in laughter
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10-28-2007, 09:16 PM | #5 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hanceville, AL
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| That's cute....I'm sure glad Cocoa doesn't feel the urge to mark his territory. I got him neutered before he ever went into that "stage". Thank goodness! |
10-29-2007, 05:13 AM | #6 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ohio
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| I've only owned one male dog in my life and he didn't mark but thinking back I think I had him neutered at six months. Of course he did outside and my female does outside too......she leaves pee mails to all her little dog friends.
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10-29-2007, 05:33 AM | #7 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New Hampshire
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| OMG... thats sooooooooo FUNNY!!! I LOVE IT!!! Thanks!!! I have 2 boys! and that sooo IS what they do... mark up EVERYTHING haha
__________________ “Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.” ― Dean Koontz |
10-29-2007, 05:48 AM | #9 |
Gizzy & Kandi spoil me Donating Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Waco, Texas
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| Very cute! Thanks for the laugh today.
__________________ The fullness of our heart is expressed in our eyes, in our touch, in what we write, in what we say, in the way we walk, the way we receive, the way we need. -Mother Teresa ( RIP Gizmo 3/9/07-8/18/12) |
10-29-2007, 05:57 AM | #10 |
Lil' Divas mom Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Miami, FL
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| I only have girls but I still LOVE it!!
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10-29-2007, 06:45 AM | #11 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Palatka, Florida
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| That's funny!!! I'll have that stuck in my head all day! got anymore? lol |
10-29-2007, 08:03 AM | #12 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ohio
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| Thanks guys, glad you enjoyed. Don't have anymore at the moment, maybe Jeanie does.
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10-29-2007, 09:56 AM | #13 |
I Love My Monkeys! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV
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| HAHA that is too funny |
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