For Owners of Male Yorkies Hum to WinterWonderland:note2: Walkin in a Doggie Wonderland Dog tags ring, are you listenin'? In the lane, snow is glistenin'. It's yellow, NOT white I've been there tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland. Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. It's a sign for wandering vagrants; "Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty! Marked up as my winter wonderland." In the meadow dad will build a snowman, following the classical design. Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man, So all the world will know that it's mine-mine-mine! Straight from me to the fence post, flows my natural incense boast; "Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth, I marked it as my winter wonderland." Unknown |
OK, now I'll be humming that tune all night!! That's fun, thanks. I did this as our Christmas Card 2 years ago: Twas the night before Christmas, the TV was all static. Not a creature was stirring except for the raccoon in the attic. The yorkies were snuggled all under the covers. With visions of squirrel babies running with their mothers. With momma over-medicated and me full of tumms we went fast asleep like a couple of warm chums. When up on the roof there arose such a clatter. Led me to believe That raccoon was on the ladder! The dogs were all barking & momma was yelling I didn't want to tell her that one of the dogs was really yucky smelling. I sprang from my bed grabbed my new pellet gun. from the look on my face I was going to have some fun. The moon on the breast of the newly fallen snow gave just enough light to let that pellet go. That raccoon let out a yelp as it sprang for the tree. The pellet hit the window; Not getting that fixed for free! But I heard him exclaim as he ran laughing for the trees "Hey Chuckie, next time put on your robe, please!" Merry Christmas to all. |
thank you for the wonderful addition. I am doubling up here in laughter:D |
How incredibly funny! My hubby and I both thoroughly enjoyed this!! :thumbup: |
That's cute....I'm sure glad Cocoa doesn't feel the urge to mark his territory. I got him neutered before he ever went into that "stage". Thank goodness! |
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OMG... thats sooooooooo FUNNY!!! I LOVE IT!!! Thanks!!! I have 2 boys! and that sooo IS what they do... mark up EVERYTHING :) haha |
How funny.....and how true.... :) |
Very cute! Thanks for the laugh today. :) |
I only have girls but I still LOVE it!! :D |
That's funny!!! I'll have that stuck in my head all day! got anymore? lol |
Thanks guys, glad you enjoyed. Don't have anymore at the moment, maybe Jeanie does. |
HAHA that is too funny :) |
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