OK, now I'll be humming that tune all night!! That's fun, thanks.
I did this as our Christmas Card 2 years ago:
Twas the night before Christmas, the TV was all static.
Not a creature was stirring
except for the raccoon in the attic.
The yorkies were snuggled all under the covers.
With visions of squirrel babies running with their mothers.
With momma over-medicated and me full of tumms
we went fast asleep like a couple of warm chums.
When up on the roof there arose such a clatter.
Led me to believe
That raccoon was on the ladder!
The dogs were all barking & momma was yelling
I didn't want to tell her that one of the dogs
was really yucky smelling.
I sprang from my bed grabbed my new pellet gun.
from the look on my face I was going to have some fun.
The moon on the breast of the newly fallen snow
gave just enough light to let that pellet go.
That raccoon let out a yelp as it sprang for the tree.
The pellet hit the window; Not getting that fixed for free!
But I heard him exclaim as he ran laughing for the trees
"Hey Chuckie, next time put on your robe, please!"
Merry Christmas to all.