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megan_kat22 · 05-25-2006, 12:03 PM

both my boys are fixed, and i agree with everyone, it really does make them happier and healthier. if they arent fixed and arent allowed to breed they are like penned up stallions (NOT happy campers) and that second picture is SO cute, he looks embarassed

Bizzymammabee · 05-25-2006, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by fasteddie

There are always Neuticles as an option, which are testicular prosthetic implants for neutered pets. And no, it's not a joke, they really do sell this.

http://www.neuticles.com

I've seen plenty of Yorkie boys that were neutered that still have a fun, active life! Baxter will bounce back and be normal in no time!

Jesus they can make anything. Personally I don't find them to be a necessary thing...lol. I can just imagine buying these things.

teri88 · 05-25-2006, 12:24 PM

[QUOTE=alaskayorkie]Don't feel bad, Mikey. You did a good thing for you and your pup. He'll be healthier, happier and won't pee all over your house for the next 16 years. And he'll be no less of a man because of it.

Here's a neutered boy who's all man.[/QUOTE]
There you go: the voice of experience!

ps: Tucker was neutered at 6 months, still pees everywhere. Now he wears that MANLY belly band!

alaskayorkie · 05-25-2006, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearhugs

I was doing a search and found this thread...I have a question here...my Bailey was neautered about two/three months ago and is doing great. (He has not in the least lost his manhood ;o) However, my question is this, when he gets very excited, he gets hard and I SWEAR he has testicles!!! You can only tell when he is excited....does anyone know what these are if not his testicles (which should be history!!) Thanks!!

Did he recently break up with a girlfriend? That could explain the return.

Bearhugs · 05-25-2006, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Did he recently break up with a girlfriend? That could explain the return.

Not that I am aware of

he still has his way with his 'humpy toy'....there is still love in paradise!!

artierae · 05-25-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by txshopper73

WOW! Now, I've seen everything!

Just what I was thinking when I read that! You are never to old to learn something new, or hear of something new!!!!

vainchick5 · 05-25-2006, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearhugs

Not that I am aware of

he still has his way with his 'humpy toy'....there is still love in paradise!!

Winston's Mom · 05-26-2006, 10:07 AM

Only on this forum that this conversation seems normal....

Rae Rae · 05-26-2006, 04:34 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm gonna get a set of the fake balls for my boxer. We always tease him cuz he has no balls lol

Dougal&Little · 05-27-2006, 04:01 AM

When I got Dougal neutered my DH made me ask the vet about neuticles, when I found out the price I said no way in heck! Then after the surgery my DH was lovin the dougal up, making sure he was comfortable and so on and so forth. (Normally DH is all about the Evil Wee and not too fussed about Dougal.)

But it's quite good that he got them removed - Evil Wee would bite them if Dougal was bugging her, or even if he just seemed like he was enjoying life too much. Hence her nickname!!

Breeze · 05-27-2006, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Bearhugs

I was doing a search and found this thread...I have a question here...my Bailey was neautered about two/three months ago and is doing great. (He has not in the least lost his manhood ;o) However, my question is this, when he gets very excited, he gets hard and I SWEAR he has testicles!!! You can only tell when he is excited....does anyone know what these are if not his testicles (which should be history!!) Thanks!!

That bulge that feels and looks like testicles when your dog has an erection is called I think the bulbis glandis. Here is a site that shows it (***GRAPHIC***) I think its purpose it to keep the penis inside the female until matting is over and the penis goes down.

http://www.debbiejensen.com

Look on the left hand side for the link "The stud"

txshopper73 · 05-27-2006, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Breeze

That bulge that feels and looks like testicles when your dog has an erection is called I think the bulbis glandis. Here is a site that shows it (***GRAPHIC***) I think its purpose it to keep the penis inside the female until matting is over and the penis goes down.

http://www.debbiejensen.com

Look on the left hand side for the link "The stud"

HOLY MOSES! Those picts would put some grown men to shame!

chelbuddy · 05-27-2006, 08:00 PM

YIKES. I don't think I wanted to look at that... EESH

Buddy got neutered today - I am keeping him in his nice soft crate and carrying him around with me. With my luck he'll get infected otherwise. He looks so cute in his cone!!

chattiesmom · 06-03-2006, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by bchgirl

Well, he wasn't getting a vasectomy, ya know. Kinda makes ya cringe doesn't it? LOL. You'll be glad you did and he'll never miss them.

I just saw the vasectomy comment. Long ago I had an Irish Setter male who was cryptoid. Hubby (boyfriend at the time) just couldn't bear the idea of Joshua losing his "boyballs"

so...... Our vet did remove the testical that was retained, AND..... did a vasectomy on the other one so he couldn't reporduce..... LOL As far we know, Joshua was the ONLY canine Vasectomy that Dr. ever did! LOL

Dan & Corinne · 06-03-2006, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Baileys_Momma

mg AY.....I just spit coffee all over my screen. You just won the screen cleaner award for the day.....Teri gave me that award some time ago so I am passing it on to you LMAO!!!

Me too! Can you imagine? Actually how about Basset Sized? Theirs drags on the ground!

When I saw the title of the thread I thought this thread was about the tennis type not the manly type! Oops!

05-25-2006, 12:03 PM	#31
megan_kat22 I love my boys! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Houston Posts: 1,913	both my boys are fixed, and i agree with everyone, it really does make them happier and healthier. if they arent fixed and arent allowed to breed they are like penned up stallions (NOT happy campers) and that second picture is SO cute, he looks embarassed __________________ -Megan, Tucker & Tripp "My little dogs- heartbeats at my feet" www.dropshots.com/megan_kat22

05-25-2006, 12:24 PM	#33
teri88 Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 4,021	[QUOTE=alaskayorkie]Don't feel bad, Mikey. You did a good thing for you and your pup. He'll be healthier, happier and won't pee all over your house for the next 16 years. And he'll be no less of a man because of it. Here's a neutered boy who's all man.[/QUOTE] There you go: the voice of experience! ps: Tucker was neutered at 6 months, still pees everywhere. Now he wears that MANLY belly band! __________________ Teri Owned by and completely devoted to Tucker... Maddie, we will always love you *Bandit, you are always in my heart* Proud Member SSLS

05-26-2006, 10:07 AM	#38
Winston's Mom Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Columbia, SC Posts: 910	Only on this forum that this conversation seems normal.... __________________ Nid , Winston , Maggie and Maemi (our new ten thousand blessings and beauty)

05-27-2006, 04:01 AM	#40
Dougal&Little Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 944	When I got Dougal neutered my DH made me ask the vet about neuticles, when I found out the price I said no way in heck! Then after the surgery my DH was lovin the dougal up, making sure he was comfortable and so on and so forth. (Normally DH is all about the Evil Wee and not too fussed about Dougal.) But it's quite good that he got them removed - Evil Wee would bite them if Dougal was bugging her, or even if he just seemed like he was enjoying life too much. Hence her nickname!! __________________ Dougal (card carrying member of the Teapot Club) & Dixie (aka Evil Wee) Dougal's Facebook Dixie's Facebook

05-26-2006, 04:34 PM	#39
Rae Rae YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Illinois Posts: 4,823	HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm gonna get a set of the fake balls for my boxer. We always tease him cuz he has no balls lol

05-27-2006, 08:00 PM	#43
chelbuddy Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 267	YIKES. I don't think I wanted to look at that... EESH Buddy got neutered today - I am keeping him in his nice soft crate and carrying him around with me. With my luck he'll get infected otherwise. He looks so cute in his cone!!