Eddie REFUSES to get rid of his toys - Page 4 - YorkieTalk.com Forums

DvlshAngel985 · 10-14-2008, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Ahhh, FINALLY, the voice of reason. A plan that would work!

I can't BELIEVE all the Eddie sympathizers in this group. Yes, there were some good suggestions by the one or two OBJECTIVE people on YT, but the vast majority of you took a 10-pound dog's side in this debate.

Have you never watched the Dog Whisperer? They are MY toys!

Do you perhaps remember that this is the same dog that BIT ME on the NOSE

a few weeks ago because he mistook me for his brother trying to steal his toy?

I should have taken ALL of his toys away then. Instead, I did what men do best. I came up with a plan and executed it.

And it failed miserably!

Next time, I suppose I'll have to take the advice of the sneaky women on this forum: Do it when his back is turned!

Thanks for sharing in my canine tribulations.

I wouldn't say that they aren't reasonable or objective, it's just that some of us give in easier to a cute little furry face. I think I would

Ashley V · 10-15-2008, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Ahhh, FINALLY, the voice of reason. A plan that would work!

I can't BELIEVE all the Eddie sympathizers in this group. Yes, there were some good suggestions by the one or two OBJECTIVE people on YT, but the vast majority of you took a 10-pound dog's side in this debate.

Have you never watched the Dog Whisperer? They are MY toys!

Do you perhaps remember that this is the same dog that BIT ME on the NOSE

a few weeks ago because he mistook me for his brother trying to steal his toy?

I should have taken ALL of his toys away then. Instead, I did what men do best. I came up with a plan and executed it.

And it failed miserably!

Next time, I suppose I'll have to take the advice of the sneaky women on this forum: Do it when his back is turned!

Thanks for sharing in my canine tribulations.

So Eddie got to keep all his toys?!?!

GO EDDIE WOOHOO!!!!

alaskayorkie · 10-15-2008, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Ashley V

So Eddie got to keep all his toys?!?!

GO EDDIE WOOHOO!!!!

Not exactly. We're still on hold. He has one toy box that is overflowing with stuff I've agreed to keep. There's one bag I want to throw away. And there's one bag I want to take the the shelter. But my WIFE has to go through them first. So, in other words, yes, Eddie probably does get to keep his toys.

scoobymom · 10-15-2008, 05:37 AM

Mike,
I would love to see you write a book for kids. And small and mighty seems like a great topic. My son is 13 and weighs in at only 50 lbs(heart condition). It causes a great deal of self-confidence issues for him. Especially when people pat him on the head and tell him he is soo cute or ask him if he is 8 or 9. He gets so mad but remains so polite.

teri88 · 10-15-2008, 05:56 AM

People, people! this is MIKE we are talking about.....writing a book for innocent little children? Filling their minds with ideas? No, Mike, I think you need to write a book for grown-ups...one about how a little 10 pound dog can make mush out of a grown man....now that one I would buy! (It worked for Marley & Me....maybe you could retire)

Ashley V · 10-15-2008, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by teri88

People, people! this is MIKE we are talking about.....writing a book for innocent little children? Filling their minds with ideas? No, Mike, I think you need to write a book for grown-ups...one about how a little 10 pound dog can make mush out of a grown man....now that one I would buy! (It worked for Marley & Me....maybe you could retire)

melanie daley · 10-15-2008, 03:22 PM

Thats too funny! There are toys Roxi hasn't touched in ages, but as soon as Rocco takes any interest all of a sudden she LOVES them again!! No... you can't win!!

SANDYSAND · 10-15-2008, 03:28 PM

Very Clever!

He is a typical guy....Hurry, dont let daddy get rid of your toys!

MeganS · 10-15-2008, 04:25 PM

Poor Eddie.

celstu1 · 10-16-2008, 06:43 AM

OH that is way too funny!!! Him walking away with a toy from the bag!!! LOL

alaskayorkie · 10-16-2008, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by scoobymom

Mike,
I would love to see you write a book for kids. And small and mighty seems like a great topic. My son is 13 and weighs in at only 50 lbs(heart condition). It causes a great deal of self-confidence issues for him. Especially when people pat him on the head and tell him he is soo cute or ask him if he is 8 or 9. He gets so mad but remains so polite.

That's very sweet. I PM'd ya!

alaskayorkie · 10-16-2008, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by teri88

People, people! this is MIKE we are talking about.....writing a book for innocent little children? Filling their minds with ideas? No, Mike, I think you need to write a book for grown-ups...one about how a little 10 pound dog can make mush out of a grown man....now that one I would buy! (It worked for Marley & Me....maybe you could retire)

LOL, leave it to T88 to burst my bubble! I was just about to call a contractor to get him to widen the doors in the house so my head can fit through!

I've thought of a book before. It was gonna be about a handsome guy with a harem of adoring females. I never thought to include a Yorkie. Terrific idea. What a great way to meet chicks.

LDandPasquale · 10-16-2008, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

I've thought of a book before. It was gonna be about a handsome guy with a harem of adoring females. I never thought to include a Yorkie. Terrific idea. What a great way to meet chicks.

That would definitely fall under the FICTION section of the book store, right?

alaskayorkie · 10-16-2008, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by LDandPasquale

That would definitely fall under the FICTION section of the book store, right?

LOL. Fantasy, yes.

peanut · 10-16-2008, 01:55 PM

Poor Eddie,Jack & Rusty, I think we should start a collection to send those poor babies more toys, I can't believe you would try to take away all of their toys, mean old man

Its not like they have too many or anything, 3 tubs is nothing, tell the boys to let me know if you are really bad and do it, and I will send them a bunch of new ones

I might even start a thread to get everyone on here to send them some

Leave the boys toys alone, you should know boys can't have to many toys.

10-15-2008, 05:37 AM	#49
scoobymom Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Deer Park, TX, USA Posts: 158	Mike, I would love to see you write a book for kids. And small and mighty seems like a great topic. My son is 13 and weighs in at only 50 lbs(heart condition). It causes a great deal of self-confidence issues for him. Especially when people pat him on the head and tell him he is soo cute or ask him if he is 8 or 9. He gets so mad but remains so polite. __________________ Danielle Mommy to Scooby and Bella

10-15-2008, 05:56 AM	#50
teri88 Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 4,021	People, people! this is MIKE we are talking about.....writing a book for innocent little children? Filling their minds with ideas? No, Mike, I think you need to write a book for grown-ups...one about how a little 10 pound dog can make mush out of a grown man....now that one I would buy! (It worked for Marley & Me....maybe you could retire) __________________ Teri Owned by and completely devoted to Tucker... Maddie, we will always love you *Bandit, you are always in my heart* Proud Member SSLS

10-15-2008, 03:22 PM	#52
melanie daley Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Belmont Shore SoCal Posts: 852	Thats too funny! There are toys Roxi hasn't touched in ages, but as soon as Rocco takes any interest all of a sudden she LOVES them again!! No... you can't win!! __________________ Melanie Roxi & Rocco

10-15-2008, 03:28 PM	#53
SANDYSAND Mommy Loves Koda & Kacy! Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Home of the NY Yankees Posts: 6,500	Very Clever! He is a typical guy....Hurry, dont let daddy get rid of your toys! __________________ http://www.onetruemedia.com/shared?p=3a2e8eedc3dc6290fbd72e&skin_id=1603&utm_s ource=otm&utm_medium=text_url Mommy Loves:Koda & Kacy. Smile Life is a GIFT First Lady of the SRC~ Koda Benji

10-15-2008, 04:25 PM	#54
MeganS Donating YT 7000 Club Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,016 Blog Entries: 1	Poor Eddie. __________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All

10-16-2008, 06:43 AM	#55
celstu1 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 10,534	OH that is way too funny!!! Him walking away with a toy from the bag!!! LOL __________________ “Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.” ― Dean Koontz

10-16-2008, 01:55 PM	#60
peanut Dogs Rule Cats Drool! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tennessee Posts: 7,895	Poor Eddie,Jack & Rusty, I think we should start a collection to send those poor babies more toys, I can't believe you would try to take away all of their toys, mean old man Its not like they have too many or anything, 3 tubs is nothing, tell the boys to let me know if you are really bad and do it, and I will send them a bunch of new ones I might even start a thread to get everyone on here to send them some Leave the boys toys alone, you should know boys can't have to many toys. __________________ KIM