John the "Whack Job" Club!

[Tiger's Mom]

oh this is FUN . . .

I feed them organic/all natural whereas I eat all FATTY FRIED foods
I buy a phone car with enough minutes so my mom can call me overseas and have me baby talk to them EVERY DAY
I pay 5 times more on their groomer than my hairdresser
I don't get upset when they poo on my carpet
My daughter was off limits to my living room/dining room when she was growing up - and my babies are all over the place especially on these 2 rooms . . that is where they HANG out

am sure there are MORE . . .

oh and Jodie, would love to make a club shirt

[Tiger's Mom]

Originally Posted by LuvMySissy

OMG - I just realized my typo in the thread title. Obviously, I meant JOIN the Whack Job Club. That title could have been interpreted many ways !!!

oh yeah, I sure got confused and wondered what's John's connection to the club

[Tiger's Mom]

Originally Posted by AngelWorks

Okay, I'll just list the most whack-job thing I do since it the most embarassing of all.

I, Dawn, feed Milo by hand, all of his meals.



For some reason---- I think a collar charm banging against the dish at some point-----------------------he thinks food dishes are evil beings out to get him.

I have tried several dishes, plastic, ceramic, steel, as well as all the people dishes in the house.

Oy.

***PS---who's John? (JK)***

Admiting my disfunction is the first step to recovery, right?

Wrong Dawn . . .just letting everyone know you are indeed dysfunctional

Milo sure is super pampered

[Tiger's Mom]

Originally Posted by red98vett

LOL THESE ARE GREAT !

I need to add one

I mow my backyard every FOUR Days in 100 degree heat so 'The Queens' don't get their little hoo-hoo's tickled by the grass

Villette, you are just way too hilarious

[luv_my_yorkies]

Originally Posted by Graleyne

Awww how sweet of you to protect the queens hoo hoos!

heheh...so funny!

In addition to having many of the fine "whack job" qualities you all possess I also:
1. Booked my wedding venue because they pampered pets with doggie room service and offered in-room pet massages and allowed Tino to be a guest at the reception...with his own specially cooked filet mignon.
2. Cleared out a section of my walk-in closet so that my babies could have plenty of room to hang their clothes.
3. Make my husband "take the puppies out for a drive" if it is too wet and muddy for them to go for a walk.
4. And my personal favorite....light candles, put on meditation music and give them puppy massages.

[Tiger's Mom]

Originally Posted by Dina_Nichole

This is toooooooooo funny!!! I'm definately joining the wacko club and I'm very proud of it!!!!


Let, see.......

1. My babies have their own bedroom with numerous pet beds and their very own futon. However, they sleep with us at night.

2. We had to buy a king size bed because we worried they didn't have enough room to be comfortable.

3. There's a small pet bed between Mikey and I's pillows that sits on our bed just for Pia. She prefers to be inside this pet bed and I also feel more safe having her in there. She usually never comes out unless she crawls onto my pillow to give me a kiss.

4. At night my arms and legs have Snoot and Trixie sleeping on them and even if I'm not comfortable, I won't move them.

5. I seem to have a thing of nutri-cal in every purse I own.

6. My furbabies have more clothes then me and I had to learn how to sew just because of them. Before them I'm lucky if I could sew on a button.

7. I buy cheaper shampoo for myself but they've tried everything from the best to worse.

8. We definately have a stroller....... How dare they have to walk too much.

9. I don't leave them alone ever unless I absolutely have too.

10. I only trust my mother with them and I still make a hundred calls checking on them.

11. I had to buy a new hard drive for the computer just to save their pictures.

12. I haven't been to the doctor since who knows when, but they go if they even look odd to me.

13. I had to buy a dresser just for their clothes and now I need another.

14. When I take Snoot out to potty in the rain I hold the umbrella over him while I'm getting soaked.


Ok, if you need any more proof, I could keep going............

OMG Dina . . . I can only imagine what we all do with our babies and you sure are doing such a wonderful whack job at it

[Winston's Mom]

I love you guys!!!! I feel normal now.

- Winston and Maggie has more clothes than most kids I know.
- I talked the California Closet into making their first Dog Closet (yes with a tiny rod for hanging clothes)
- I cook all their food with only organic and making sure that all the ingredients are the best.
- The both get sniffed after a total wipe down every night. If it does smell right, I go to the Vet.
- On their birthdays, I make a Vet appointment for a checkup. That totally confused the people at the Vet's Office... "and what's wrong with Winston....oh he's okay and you want to come in?"
- I am not a morning person at all but will wake up at 6pm to feed my little piggy Maggie.
- They both get more kisses (on the lips) than my husband.
- They have about 12 carriers.
- I've learnt to make dog clothes and dog bows.
- Have not gone anywhere without them yet... well except the time in the hospital.
- We got a Yorkie mobile just for the kids... along with a car seat.

the list goes on... I'm in the club for sure.

[Tiger's Mom]

oops, gotta add more to my list:

I spend more on their hair products than me
I smell their butts to make sure it is smelling good, otherwise I wash it down
I'd rather spend time with them than do housechores
My laundry smells like pee but it sure does not bother me
they are better dressed than me
I spend more time kissing and hugging them than my hubby

[ARCHIE]

Your all "Whacked Out" for sure and so am I,
here I come:

1. I wipe his paws and tooch area each and every time he goes out.
2. I buy him clothes he does not wear but have to have just in case.
3. I brush his teeth each morning and give him a doggy breath mint after.
4. I brush his coat each morning to make sure it's flowing
5. I cook fresh veggies and boiled chicken for him each day to add to his
kibble so he thinks he's eating human food.
6. I put vasoline on his paws at least 2x weekly to keep them soft.
7. I sleep cramped at times so not to move and disturb him.
8. I kiss and tell him I love him 100x a day.
9. I have more shampoo for him than I ever thought of buying for myself.
10.I paid $50.00 for a raincoat for him that he won't wear.
11. I am constantly picking through him to make sure he has no critters on him.
Some of you are way worse than I am but how lucky are all these pups.

[Sawyers mommy]

I was afraid I was abnormal, not afraid enough to change however.
1. sawyer gets the first drink of every bottle of water I open, after his little tongue won't reach the water anymore, he is done.
2. I am a chocolaholic that no longer eats chocolate because sawyer has to have some of everything I am eating.
3. If he isn't welcome somewhere, I don't go
4. He gets something new everytime I go anywhere.
5. My husband and I went out to dinner the other night, and we stopped at McDonalds to get Sawyer his cheeseburger beforw we went home
And when we were on vacation this year, I bought a tshirt that says, We had to get rid of the kids, the Dog was allergic!!

[maggiesmom_2007]

So who's gonna make the T- shirts?

[Tink's Mom]

Oh my goodness you guys! I'm not the only Whack Job after all! My co-workers roll their eyes at me.

1) Tink has her own closet instead of my having a coat closet
2) Tink's hair products cost more than mine.
3) Tink's hair trims cost more than mine and get's her hair trimmed more often than I do.
5) The UPS man knows Tink by name and calls me Mom!
6) I carried Tink to the park across the street when the complex sprayed for weeds so she could pee on "good" grass.
7) Tink has her own personalized towels, mine are sale cast offs
8) I spent more on vet bills for Tink this month than on all my Dr. bills put together the last several years!

Ho hum. I love her lots, yes indeedy!

[PuppyLovinNurse]

I'm not the only one who spoon feeds??? There's actually a few of us by the looks of it!

Yesssssssss! I can now prove to my DF that I haven't totally lost my mind!!! Sweet!

Unless we've ALL lost our minds lol

[PuppyLovinNurse]

Originally Posted by Sawyers mommy

1. sawyer gets the first drink of every bottle of water I open, after his little tongue won't reach the water anymore, he is done.

LOL I do this, too! Except when Chloe can't reach it anymore she stands there with her head down whining until I squish the bottle for her so the water goes up to where she can reach it again. Then I have to keep doing that until SHE chooses she's done lol But when she walks away & I try to take a sip she RUNS back jumps on me & tries to stick her tongue back in the bottle...while I'm drinking. Funny sight, I'm sure!

Originally Posted by Sawyers mommy

And when we were on vacation this year, I bought a tshirt that says, We had to get rid of the kids, the Dog was allergic!!

I saw a little plaque like that at the dollar store!! So cute!

[PuppyLovinNurse]

Originally Posted by luv_my_yorkies

heheh...so funny!

In addition to having many of the fine "whack job" qualities you all possess I also:
1. Booked my wedding venue because they pampered pets with doggie room service and offered in-room pet massages and allowed Tino to be a guest at the reception...with his own specially cooked filet mignon.
2. Cleared out a section of my walk-in closet so that my babies could have plenty of room to hang their clothes.
3. Make my husband "take the puppies out for a drive" if it is too wet and muddy for them to go for a walk.
4. And my personal favorite....light candles, put on meditation music and give them puppy massages.

Where is that??? I'd LOVE if Chloe could get all that at Mommy & Daddy's wedding!!