Your all "Whacked Out" for sure and so am I,
here I come:
1. I wipe his paws and tooch area each and every time he goes out.
2. I buy him clothes he does not wear but have to have just in case.
3. I brush his teeth each morning and give him a doggy breath mint after.
4. I brush his coat each morning to make sure it's flowing
5. I cook fresh veggies and boiled chicken for him each day to add to his
kibble so he thinks he's eating human food.
6. I put vasoline on his paws at least 2x weekly to keep them soft.
7. I sleep cramped at times so not to move and disturb him.
8. I kiss and tell him I love him 100x a day.
9. I have more shampoo for him than I ever thought of buying for myself.
10.I paid $50.00 for a raincoat for him that he won't wear.
11. I am constantly picking through him to make sure he has no critters on him.
Some of you are way worse than I am but how lucky are all these pups.
