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Vinnie's Mom · 07-16-2007, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by red98vett

LOL THESE ARE GREAT !

I need to add one

I mow my backyard every FOUR Days in 100 degree heat so 'The Queens' don't get their little hoo-hoo's tickled by the grass

I don't think i've ever laughed so hard in my life! I'm at work and really needed that!!!

Sir Max · 07-16-2007, 10:14 AM

I want to join-I what to join!!!!!!

Lets see:

We dont have any hoo hoos here only a hinney, .LOLOL They are sometimes called "Cookies" here in N.M. We are looking for a hoo hoo though.

Max has his own Motorhome so we can travel.
He has more toys than Toys R Us
He doesnt have many clothes but if dad wears it Max wll. (Levi vests, cycle jacket, coveralls)
He has his own day of the week to do anything he wants. Riding, shopping, running in the river.
I have to get into tub with him so he is not scared in the bath.
He gets home cooked meals.
When I bought a new car it was a van so he had room to play.
Six doggie doors so he can go out every side of the house which was re-fenced just for him.
One special yard from shade to his own tree to water and wont get his feet wet in the rain.
The list goes on&ON&ON&ON&ON.
Do I qualify to be a wacko?-OOOHHH that was a loaded question!!

Hey where is John?LOLOLOL
I could not imagine what the
John-the Whack Job Club was.

myriamha · 07-16-2007, 10:39 AM

Royce eats only homemade food and treats .
1 He drinks bottled water only, most of the time Evian ( from the french alps )
2 He gets a new gift from his mommy every week .
3 He goes to beautiful Westmount Park everyday and meets with his other posh dog friends ( Sophie the Maltese, Dundee the Silkie Terrier, Harry the Yorkie, Coco Chanel the Yorkie ...
4 He has a beautiful collection of clothes ( especially winter coats )
5- He has a playdate everynight with my neighbor's cat simba
6- He goes with me everywhere even to the grocery store
7-if I cant take him with me on vacation I simply dont go
8-when his grandma and his auntie ( my sister ) call I put the speaker on sothat they cant speak to him ( we live in different countries )
9- His grandma was crying at the airport gate when we were leaving Tunisia last year after 3 weeks of vacation it broke my heart .
10- Grandma came to visit in december because she missed Roycy
11- he hs an endless collection of toys ...
12 - We are going to visit grandma and stay at our beach house in a couple of weeks ( yaaayyy....)
...and the list goes on and on...

LoveMyJake · 07-16-2007, 10:46 AM

I'm a whack job and proud of it!!!

Jake has 3 beds and his own chair.
He has at least 75 toys or more.
I hate shopping, but I LOVE to shop for him.
I homecook all this meals and am more into planning his meals than my own.
I rock him to sleep.
The majority of my time is spent playing with him.
I miss him terribly when I'm at work.
I would rather stay home with him than go anywhere.
I spend more time on his hair than my own, and if he wasn't a boy I would probably braid his top knot!
I can't go to the store without buying something for him.
I spoil him ROTTEN and love doing it!
I have gotten behind in housework and laundry (and I'm a clean freak) just to play with him.
I only give him distilled water, and I refrigerate it because he likes it cold. I probably change his water about 6-7 times a day.
When he wants to cuddle, I stop everything I'm doing and cuddle him.
I brush his teeth and wash his face before bed every night.
I wash his pee pee off a couple times a day.
I spend more time with Jake than my hubby.
I have gotten myself into some pretty weird positions to get his picture.
I won't go on vacation unless it's somewhere we can take him.
He is rarely left alone, and when he is, I spend the whole time worrying.

LuvMySissy · 07-16-2007, 10:56 AM

OMG - I just realized my typo in the thread title. Obviously, I meant JOIN the Whack Job Club. That title could have been interpreted many ways !!!

daisy mae06 · 07-16-2007, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by LuvMySissy

OMG - I just realized my typo in the thread title. Obviously, I meant JOIN the Whack Job Club. That title could have been interpreted many ways !!!

no see I would have never noticed but now.................
hmmmmmmm I can't stop Laughing

Breny · 07-16-2007, 11:05 AM

~ I've spent more $$$ then I could imagine in a home remodel just so my babies could have their own room, fully decorated with furniture and beds

~I spoon or fork feed all my babies their can food and will hand feed them their hard.

~I freak out at everylittle twitch that could be wrong with them and race them to the Vets, yet I never go myself.

~They have as many clothes as me! (I won't say more as I have quite a few!)

~They get WHATEVER they want ANYTIME they want it.

~ I tend to put them 1st before I put people.

~ I talk to them all the time and make sure I don't miss one so no one will get their feelings hurt.

~ They have way more hair accessories than I have.

~ I buy them more hair shampoos then I buy myself!

~ I kiss them STRAIGHT ON THE LIPS all the time!!!

~ I've picked up (hard) poo with my bare hands before

~ I can clean up after their body functions (potty accidents , vomit, etc..) and I wouldn't DARE clean up a humans !!! Thats just GROSS!

~ They have way more toys than they need or play with!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I could go on and on!!!!!

Janie616 · 07-16-2007, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by LuvMySissy

OMG - I just realized my typo in the thread title. Obviously, I meant JOIN the Whack Job Club. That title could have been interpreted many ways !!!

hahahaha, did not even notice the typo ... now that is really funny ....

Sookie · 07-16-2007, 12:40 PM

Too many things to list. But the most unusual one (people who know me personally would really appreciate this) is I now get up at 6AM just to play with the puppy!!

pinkfashionista · 07-16-2007, 12:43 PM

1. My babies have leashes and collars that were a wee bit expensive.

2. They have more clothes than my boyfriend does!
3. They drink Fiji bottled water. With ice.
4. I get babysitters for them when I go out so they are caged as little as possible.
5. They have a SPECIFIC schedule, and they freak if its not followed exactly to a tee.

There's more that I'm sure I'll think of later!

sassypup · 07-16-2007, 01:10 PM

Girl...we're in! We have every single criteria minus the stroller...can we still join the club? When we on vacation in Maui, we both looked at her photo on our cell many, many times a day because we missed her so much AND when we went to Las Vegas, we snuck her in our hotel and almost got kicked out for it at 2am! Is that not love or what?

Shelby&Seymour · 07-16-2007, 01:10 PM

OK.... I'm in...... where's the membership application????

-use stroller
-bicycle trailer
-motorhome so they can travel with us
-6 beds in the house - they sleep in ours
-a shelving unit that is organized with their stuff (with bins labeled with who's items and what they are)
-blankets always cover familyroom furniture.. of course they are always allowed on the furniture!!!
- a hamper full of toys that we rotate to a small basket, so they always have something different to play with.
-4 carriers
-3 portable crates
-1 hard crate
-carseat

.......... I think that I will stop there.

(embarrassed)

pinkfashionista · 07-16-2007, 01:42 PM

Remembered more!
-Use a stroller for long walks
-Have a carseat for all car rides
-Bought them children's movies because they like the singing and cartoons.
-Keep the TV in the family room on Noggin all day so they can watch cartoons when they want to.

camly · 07-16-2007, 10:01 PM

Kikko and I think we are a must for the whacko club! but we don't have a stroller, read our list before you say no!

1. its so hot and humid in taiwan, that when i'm at work he's in a room with A/C on all the time, and a fan right next to his x-pen to keep him cool
2. i hate and hardly EVER leave him alone, i miss him and worry about him all the time.
3. i go home everyday at lunch just to play with him, i don't even eat lunch b/c i wouldn't have time.
4. i buy dog food from the States, and CARRY it back with me since good dog food isn't available in taiwan. i make sure he only eats really good food and treats .. but me, i don't really care. haha
5. the second something seems wrong, off to the vet we go
6. he has TONS of clothes and toys
7. talk about him constantly, have his pic on my desk and on my keys
8. sneak him with me to work when my boss is gone
9. just like Breny, i kiss him right on the lips all the time.
10. i wipe his peepee, butt, and paws with baby wipes
11. i sleep in awkward positions just so that he's comfy
12. in the morning i hate waking him up bc he looks so content so i'll stay in bed until he does. making me late for work .. oh well
13. this is prolly the craziest one .. i postponed a trip back home (and i haven't been home for 6months at this point) b/c he was sick and didn't trust my friend to give him his meds correctly. the bf was VERY mad, but kikko comes first!

oh boy the list goes on and on .... can we join now????

maggiesmom_2007 · 07-20-2007, 11:21 AM

okay after reading the posts and laughing so hard I nearly peed my pants. I am pretty sure I should be a member too.

She has 4 beds upstairs in the same room so she never gets bored with one and she uses them all. One actually looks like a mini persons bed.

She has the A/C on in the summer and the heater in the winter.

She has had numerous food bowls because I think she needs variety.

I am constantly buying different doggie treat to see if she may like them and if she doesn't I give them to my neighbor for their dogs.

She has better looking clothes than I do. She can't ever have too many dresses.

Whenever we go somewhere she gets the passenger seat even if someone else goes with us. They just have to sit in the back seat.

Not only do I buy her clothes I make some too.

I sent her photo to 2 different paint by number places just to make sure I got the best pic of her and now have to find suitable frames.

I don't have a stroller yet but that will change soon.

She has her own blog.

She gets more stuff in the mail than anyone in the house.

If I do buy anything for myself it has to have a yorkie on it somewhere.

99.3% time spent with Maggie
.2 spent with hubby
.5 spent sleeping or eating
If you need more convincing I am sure I could give you more.

07-16-2007, 10:14 AM	#47
Sir Max Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: N.M. Posts: 159	I want to join-I what to join!!!!!! Lets see: We dont have any hoo hoos here only a hinney, .LOLOL They are sometimes called "Cookies" here in N.M. We are looking for a hoo hoo though. Max has his own Motorhome so we can travel. He has more toys than Toys R Us He doesnt have many clothes but if dad wears it Max wll. (Levi vests, cycle jacket, coveralls) He has his own day of the week to do anything he wants. Riding, shopping, running in the river. I have to get into tub with him so he is not scared in the bath. He gets home cooked meals. When I bought a new car it was a van so he had room to play. Six doggie doors so he can go out every side of the house which was re-fenced just for him. One special yard from shade to his own tree to water and wont get his feet wet in the rain. The list goes on&ON&ON&ON&ON. Do I qualify to be a wacko?-OOOHHH that was a loaded question!! Hey where is John?LOLOLOL I could not imagine what the John-the Whack Job Club was. __________________ Syl- & Max

07-16-2007, 10:39 AM	#48
myriamha YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 852	Royce eats only homemade food and treats . 1 He drinks bottled water only, most of the time Evian ( from the french alps ) 2 He gets a new gift from his mommy every week . 3 He goes to beautiful Westmount Park everyday and meets with his other posh dog friends ( Sophie the Maltese, Dundee the Silkie Terrier, Harry the Yorkie, Coco Chanel the Yorkie ... 4 He has a beautiful collection of clothes ( especially winter coats ) 5- He has a playdate everynight with my neighbor's cat simba 6- He goes with me everywhere even to the grocery store 7-if I cant take him with me on vacation I simply dont go 8-when his grandma and his auntie ( my sister ) call I put the speaker on sothat they cant speak to him ( we live in different countries ) 9- His grandma was crying at the airport gate when we were leaving Tunisia last year after 3 weeks of vacation it broke my heart . 10- Grandma came to visit in december because she missed Roycy 11- he hs an endless collection of toys ... 12 - We are going to visit grandma and stay at our beach house in a couple of weeks ( yaaayyy....) ...and the list goes on and on... __________________ Royce's Mum http://www.dogster.com/?270929

07-16-2007, 10:56 AM	#50
LuvMySissy Luv my Angel, too! Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA Posts: 9,333	OMG - I just realized my typo in the thread title. Obviously, I meant JOIN the Whack Job Club. That title could have been interpreted many ways !!! __________________ Sissy & Angel

07-16-2007, 11:05 AM	#52
Breny My Tiny Treasures Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: . Posts: 11,790 Blog Entries: 3	Oh I could be president of the Whack Job Club!!!! ~ I've spent more $$$ then I could imagine in a home remodel just so my babies could have their own room, fully decorated with furniture and beds ~I spoon or fork feed all my babies their can food and will hand feed them their hard. ~I freak out at everylittle twitch that could be wrong with them and race them to the Vets, yet I never go myself. ~They have as many clothes as me! (I won't say more as I have quite a few!) ~They get WHATEVER they want ANYTIME they want it. ~ I tend to put them 1st before I put people. ~ I talk to them all the time and make sure I don't miss one so no one will get their feelings hurt. ~ They have way more hair accessories than I have. ~ I buy them more hair shampoos then I buy myself! ~ I kiss them STRAIGHT ON THE LIPS all the time!!! ~ I've picked up (hard) poo with my bare hands before ~ I can clean up after their body functions (potty accidents , vomit, etc..) and I wouldn't DARE clean up a humans !!! Thats just GROSS! ~ They have way more toys than they need or play with! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I could go on and on!!!!! __________________ http://Brenysbabies.com Last edited by Breny; 07-16-2007 at 11:07 AM.

07-16-2007, 12:40 PM	#54
Sookie My Four Sweet Babies Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Jersey near Philadelphia Posts: 5,452	Too many things to list. But the most unusual one (people who know me personally would really appreciate this) is I now get up at 6AM just to play with the puppy!! __________________ I LOVE MY BABIES

07-16-2007, 10:46 AM	#49
LoveMyJake I love Jackson too! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,905	I'm a whack job and proud of it!!! Jake has 3 beds and his own chair. He has at least 75 toys or more. I hate shopping, but I LOVE to shop for him. I homecook all this meals and am more into planning his meals than my own. I rock him to sleep. The majority of my time is spent playing with him. I miss him terribly when I'm at work. I would rather stay home with him than go anywhere. I spend more time on his hair than my own, and if he wasn't a boy I would probably braid his top knot! I can't go to the store without buying something for him. I spoil him ROTTEN and love doing it! I have gotten behind in housework and laundry (and I'm a clean freak) just to play with him. I only give him distilled water, and I refrigerate it because he likes it cold. I probably change his water about 6-7 times a day. When he wants to cuddle, I stop everything I'm doing and cuddle him. I brush his teeth and wash his face before bed every night. I wash his pee pee off a couple times a day. I spend more time with Jake than my hubby. I have gotten myself into some pretty weird positions to get his picture. I won't go on vacation unless it's somewhere we can take him. He is rarely left alone, and when he is, I spend the whole time worrying.

07-16-2007, 12:43 PM	#55
pinkfashionista Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Michigan! Posts: 76	1. My babies have leashes and collars that were a wee bit expensive. 2. They have more clothes than my boyfriend does! 3. They drink Fiji bottled water. With ice. 4. I get babysitters for them when I go out so they are caged as little as possible. 5. They have a SPECIFIC schedule, and they freak if its not followed exactly to a tee. There's more that I'm sure I'll think of later! __________________ xox lauren

07-16-2007, 01:10 PM	#56
sassypup Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: S. Ca Posts: 1,905	Girl...we're in! We have every single criteria minus the stroller...can we still join the club? When we on vacation in Maui, we both looked at her photo on our cell many, many times a day because we missed her so much AND when we went to Las Vegas, we snuck her in our hotel and almost got kicked out for it at 2am! Is that not love or what?

07-16-2007, 01:10 PM	#57
Shelby&Seymour "& Seeger, too" Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Central Kentucky Posts: 5,169	OK.... I'm in...... where's the membership application???? -use stroller -bicycle trailer -motorhome so they can travel with us -6 beds in the house - they sleep in ours -a shelving unit that is organized with their stuff (with bins labeled with who's items and what they are) -blankets always cover familyroom furniture.. of course they are always allowed on the furniture!!! - a hamper full of toys that we rotate to a small basket, so they always have something different to play with. -4 carriers -3 portable crates -1 hard crate -carseat .......... I think that I will stop there. (embarrassed) __________________ Happy Fall Y'all! 🎃

07-16-2007, 01:42 PM	#58
pinkfashionista Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Michigan! Posts: 76	Remembered more! -Use a stroller for long walks -Have a carseat for all car rides -Bought them children's movies because they like the singing and cartoons. -Keep the TV in the family room on Noggin all day so they can watch cartoons when they want to. __________________ xox lauren

07-16-2007, 10:01 PM	#59
camly Mommy to Kikko-man Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: California/taiwan Posts: 1,562	putting in my application right now! Kikko and I think we are a must for the whacko club! but we don't have a stroller, read our list before you say no! 1. its so hot and humid in taiwan, that when i'm at work he's in a room with A/C on all the time, and a fan right next to his x-pen to keep him cool 2. i hate and hardly EVER leave him alone, i miss him and worry about him all the time. 3. i go home everyday at lunch just to play with him, i don't even eat lunch b/c i wouldn't have time. 4. i buy dog food from the States, and CARRY it back with me since good dog food isn't available in taiwan. i make sure he only eats really good food and treats .. but me, i don't really care. haha 5. the second something seems wrong, off to the vet we go 6. he has TONS of clothes and toys 7. talk about him constantly, have his pic on my desk and on my keys 8. sneak him with me to work when my boss is gone 9. just like Breny, i kiss him right on the lips all the time. 10. i wipe his peepee, butt, and paws with baby wipes 11. i sleep in awkward positions just so that he's comfy 12. in the morning i hate waking him up bc he looks so content so i'll stay in bed until he does. making me late for work .. oh well 13. this is prolly the craziest one .. i postponed a trip back home (and i haven't been home for 6months at this point) b/c he was sick and didn't trust my friend to give him his meds correctly. the bf was VERY mad, but kikko comes first! oh boy the list goes on and on .... can we join now???? __________________ Camly Kikko

07-20-2007, 11:21 AM	#60
maggiesmom_2007 YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,991 Blog Entries: 13	okay after reading the posts and laughing so hard I nearly peed my pants. I am pretty sure I should be a member too. She has 4 beds upstairs in the same room so she never gets bored with one and she uses them all. One actually looks like a mini persons bed. She has the A/C on in the summer and the heater in the winter. She has had numerous food bowls because I think she needs variety. I am constantly buying different doggie treat to see if she may like them and if she doesn't I give them to my neighbor for their dogs. She has better looking clothes than I do. She can't ever have too many dresses. Whenever we go somewhere she gets the passenger seat even if someone else goes with us. They just have to sit in the back seat. Not only do I buy her clothes I make some too. I sent her photo to 2 different paint by number places just to make sure I got the best pic of her and now have to find suitable frames. I don't have a stroller yet but that will change soon. She has her own blog. She gets more stuff in the mail than anyone in the house. If I do buy anything for myself it has to have a yorkie on it somewhere. 99.3% time spent with Maggie .2 spent with hubby .5 spent sleeping or eating If you need more convincing I am sure I could give you more.