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07-31-2013, 05:50 AM | #1 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker | Crystals Diary, Bath Time! Cripes. take a look, what was this all about, I ask you? There I was busily turning over the waste bin in the old boy's room when boink! I was grabbed and taken to the little room where the thing with a handle on the side lives, that dad uses a lot! Then I was dumped into a monstrosity with walls as big as the Hoover dam. Well I can tell you girls this structure is a real nightmare. It's made of super shiny slippery stuff a real bummer to keep upright if you've got your heels on. Then they opened the sluice gates. The old girl started chortling away, with all this 'Zere's a good girl etc'. Now we all know thats a 'Red Alert', as they come at you, with brushes, combs, scissors, sprays, eyewash and all the other items that live in the Torture Chamber cupboard. This time I got smucked with a thing called shampoo, yuk, even tasted awful. They'd had a right old barney about where this stuff was too, as its special for me apparently, I think the old boy had used it on himself by mistake when they eventually retrieved it. They then both blamed each for losing it etc. Top Tip: I love these times as you can always pick em off afterwards! Usually they both try to grab you and get a 'big kiss', if you get my drift? The old boy was saying, 'Nothing to do with me Crystal' he only uses my Sunday name when he wants to side with me and she's saying 'You vill smell weddy nice leetle girl da' - as she half drowns me! I believe the old man, cos he never uses the Hoover dam fully, but stands under the big spray bitsa that buggered me up good time today! Anyway, I digress, just when I think it's time for an SOS and the coastguard, he turns up with the photoshop again. This was the last straw girls, we all hate being seen with wet hair and not made up, but in camera - snapping away at my thin patch too, for Christ's sakes, where's my agent when I need him! I fought all the way - but honestly you might as well let em get on with it, fill their boots and move on - its quicker! However the final stage of this humiliation was just too much! That loud blowy bit of kit, she's always using, no way! They gave up when I went into one of my '300 rpm flying forward, one-and-a-half somersaults, with pike corkscrew and half turns manoeuvres' - oh yes! They can be so persistent at times though! He fetches a huge cloth and rubbed me, whilst she cooing and billing in Ural speak, assaulted my lugs with a smaller version. Top tip: Don't let em get away with it unmarked girls. I headed straight for the wardrobe mirrors and shook every last drop all over em - well I'm only a dog after all! |
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07-31-2013, 06:01 AM | #2 |
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| Haha! Too cute!
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07-31-2013, 08:45 AM | #4 |
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| hehe!! Love your stories!! Mandie completely relates to this episode.
__________________ Terri, proud mom to Mandie & Shelby-Dale |
07-31-2013, 09:08 AM | #5 |
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| Crystal - Harry told me to tell you not to take any notice of those naughty humans.... Harry says he recognises a damsel in distress, and is on his way to Frinton-on-Sea post haste!! Oh, and he also told me to tell you to go and piddle on the air-conditioning unit....that'll keep them out of your hair ( ) for a few days while they get it fixed....Sally + Harry x |
07-31-2013, 09:37 AM | #6 |
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| Crystal, Tibbe says to tell you this shampoo-and-water session obsession is a human foible that dogs just must learn to endure since they visit it upon you with great regularity, whether you need it or not! He says learn to grin and bear it and let them have their jollies as you doggies always wind up finding ways to get more than even. He says just learn to act calm for the duration and use your energies to plan your revenge. (P. S. Crystal, as Tibbe's mum, I for one can attest to the getting even part!)
__________________ Jeanie and Tibbe One must do the best one can. You may get some marks for a very imperfect answer: you will certainly get none for leaving the question alone. C. S. Lewis |
07-31-2013, 09:46 AM | #7 |
YT 2000 Club Donating Member | Crystal, all I can say is a dog well be-loved has just got ta do, what a dog must, to please their pack. And ya know after all that stuff you do feel so good and clean don't ya? My boys love to scamper around for a bit, and Moms lets that happen. Now you tell Daddy, that the conditioner should stay in for 5-10 minutes, while you get wrapped up in a heated towel, and cuddled on Dad's lap, until Mom's says it time for the rinse. And also you should get treats! Never forget the treats. Also you get wrapped up in another heated towel until the noisey blow dryer goes. But the bestest thing is Moms' is massaging you and talking all sorts of silly talk to you. And you are getting warm and dry. And then gloriously free, to enjoy the day/night, shake your booty, stand on your head, do the sidestroke on the carpets, and basically get everything nice and mussed on your beautifull bod.
__________________ Razzle and Dara. Our clan. RIP Karma Dec 24th 2004-July 14 2013 RIP Zoey Jun9 th 2008-May 12 2012. RIP Magic,Mar 26 2006July 1st 2018 |
07-31-2013, 09:53 AM | #8 |
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| How funny is this! Thanks so much it's a joy to read and funny to see the look on your pup's face. TeeHee! They all get there on occasion.
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| Oh Crystal, I hope you have been showered with treats, praise and kisses to help you get over the frightening experience. Now relax, and notice how much the humans enjoy cuddling you and petting you and kissing you, in your freshened new state. It's a good thing Sweetie, so enjoy it.
__________________ SANDY, MOM TO TIKI , KAYLA , KARLEE , R.I.P. MEIKA |
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