[gemy]

Crystal, all I can say is a dog well be-loved has just got ta do, what a dog must, to please their pack.

And ya know after all that stuff you do feel so good and clean don't ya? My boys love to scamper around for a bit, and Moms lets that happen.

Now you tell Daddy, that the conditioner should stay in for 5-10 minutes, while you get wrapped up in a heated towel, and cuddled on Dad's lap, until Mom's says it time for the rinse. And also you should get treats! Never forget the treats. Also you get wrapped up in another heated towel until the noisey blow dryer goes.
But the bestest thing is Moms' is massaging you and talking all sorts of silly talk to you. And you are getting warm and dry.

And then gloriously free, to enjoy the day/night, shake your booty, stand on your head, do the sidestroke on the carpets, and basically get everything nice and mussed on your beautifull bod.