**Ask Abi**

[Sweet Girls]

Originally Posted by abbie's mom

Hewo YT yorkies ~ Dis Tulsa. I wesenly came to wiv wiff my new fo'eber fambly, when my first mawmmy(ryorkies) went to heben . I iz happy hew; but a few ajustments.

My sissie, Abi, wites dis colum; but, I needz sum help today, an' I don' fink she is de one to ask. So, I sneekd in to get the 'puter befo' she finz me.

Eeneywayz...I wikz to pway "FETCH!" wiff my daddy person, an' Abi twiz to horn in! Onee, she doz not pway rite! She onee pwaz "Keepz-Away!" an' wunz wiff de' toy! Now, how is dat "FETCH!" if she doz not bwing it back to de' daddy person?!

Also, Abi twide to engage me in pway de' oder day, an' I jus' gwowled mean at her. I don' noz why...

Pweez help.

Yo' Fwen,
Tulsa

Hi Tulsa,

Iz is not the xpurt wit the advice likz Abbi, but Iz can twi to help. Nowz when you twiz to pway fetch, maybe you could azk yurr Daddy to throw 2 toyz...onz for yuz and onz for Abbi...then maybe yuz would have a chance to show Abbi howz yuz likz to pway. Nowz I knowz it can be difthcult to findz yurr pwace wit a newz famwy...I had to be patient wiz my swister when I came herez to wib...I had anodder home bfor...she didn't wantz to share wit meez...But mommy hewlped when she took me for special time...then she took my swister for special time...tyme apart made tyme together easier for both of uz.

Hope dis helpz,
Your fwiend,
Charlee

[abbie's mom]

Originally Posted by Sweet Girls

Hi Tulsa,

Iz is not the xpurt wit the advice likz Abbi, but Iz can twi to help. Nowz when you twiz to pway fetch, maybe you could azk yurr Daddy to throw 2 toyz...onz for yuz and onz for Abbi...then maybe yuz would have a chance to show Abbi howz yuz likz to pway. Nowz I knowz it can be difthcult to findz yurr pwace wit a newz famwy...I had to be patient wiz my swister when I came herez to wib...I had anodder home bfor...she didn't wantz to share wit meez...But mommy hewlped when she took me for special time...then she took my swister for special time...tyme apart made tyme together easier for both of uz.

Hope dis helpz,
Your fwiend,
Charlee

Deaw Charlee ~ Fank ewe fo' ewe responz! Dis is berry gud adbise, an' I will ask my daddy person to hab one toy fo' Abi, an' one fo' me! See how dat werx.

I am sowwy ewe first fambly did not want ewe. Dat makz me so sad . Ewe iz rite about speshial tyme. My mawmmy an' daddy personz do dis fo' me, too. Dat iz what FETCH! iz spozt to be wiff de' daddy person; but Abi gets jellous. I gess I don' bwame her. She had dem all to herselfs until I camed. I camed fwum a pack of five!

Ooooops...gotta wun! Sissie is comin' to wead her mail!

Fank ewe fo' de helpful adbise.

Yo' Fwen alwayz,
Tulsa

[JERSEY BOY]

Dear Abi,
I have a question about my brother Jersey. Everyday he runs to the back gate waiting for the neighbors to come out with treats. He loves those neighbors they would let him run in their yard and house. The only problem is that that neighbors moved 1 1/2 years ago. Should Mommy out a big bucket of treats by the gate?
Your friend
Brielle

[abbie's mom]

Originally Posted by southernbelle04

Tee hee! My Mommy sayz dis is a funny thwead and weally helpful!

Dear Abi,
I's gots a question too. Hows can I 'splain to Mommy that the mailmans iz really a scary guy?! I bark at hims and try to let Mommy know that a stranger is at our doors. But Mommy always sayz 'Katie Scarlett, calm down!' 'It's just the mailman!' Shes just doesn't understwand. I am trying to pwotect our domain! But I must say dat I scare off that sneaky old mailmans weally good! Tee hee!

Your fwiend,
Katie Scarlett

Deaw Katie Scarlett ~ Fank ewe fo' witin' in!

Ohhhhh...de mailperson dilemma! I may not be much helpz on dis wun, as I hab dis same pwobwem wiff my mawmmie person! Ebeyday, she sayz: "Abi, it's the mailperson! She can come here! She comes every day! Get over it!" I caint helpz it eiver. I barkz an' barkz an' she finawee weevz. I meen, what if she bwot sumtin' BAD to my house? I gess we do sumtin' rite, coz dey do weeve!

*licks'N'wags*
Yo' Fwen,
Abigail

[abbie's mom]

Originally Posted by JERSEY BOY

Dear Abi,
I have a question about my brother Jersey. Everyday he runs to the back gate waiting for the neighbors to come out with treats. He loves those neighbors they would let him run in their yard and house. The only problem is that that neighbors moved 1 1/2 years ago. Should Mommy out a big bucket of treats by the gate?
Your friend
Brielle

Deaw Brielle ~ Fank ewe fo' witin' in!

aawwwee...dis makes me sad fo' ewe Jersey . He missez hiz fwenz sumthin' awful! If dey hab ben gone fo' dat long; I'm not shur eben a bucket of tweets will bwing dem back, I am sowwy to say. I am shur ewe hab twide tawking to him about sumtimz peeplz move away an' don' come back...?

*licks'N'wags* to you an' Jersey Boy
Yo' Fwen,
Abigail

This one tugged at my heartstrings. Isn't it amazing how long our little ones remember people? One can only imagine what they go through when abandoned by a family...

[JERSEY BOY]

Originally Posted by abbie's mom

Deaw Brielle ~ Fank ewe fo' witin' in!

aawwwee...dis makes me sad fo' ewe Jersey . He missez hiz fwenz sumthin' awful! If dey hab ben gone fo' dat long; I'm not shur eben a bucket of tweets will bwing dem back, I am sowwy to say. I am shur ewe hab twide tawking to him about sumtimz peeplz move away an' don' come back...?

*licks'N'wags* to you an' Jersey Boy
Yo' Fwen,
Abigail

This one tugged at my heartstrings. Isn't it amazing how long our little ones remember people? One can only imagine what they go through when abandoned by a family...

(It really is sad to think of the little ones that are abandoned)

Thanks for answering Abi, I will just give Jersey more hugs and kisses and tellyMommy he needs more treats.
Your friend Brielle

PS Mommy is home sick from work (we love her being home sick) and this thread makes her happy, thank you XXOO

[sugarmamma]

Dear Abbie,

My Mommy just bought one of those dribble tools to give me a pawdicure. I was a very very very big girl and didn't even move (Maybe I even slept a little )

What I am confused about is the name. I thought I was gonna get a drink when I git on Mommy's lap with the dribble tool. Or do I have it all wrong? Human's sure do talk funny (Maybe she called it a caramel tool? A Fennel?) Told you I was confused

Sincerely, Sugar Baby

[abbie's mom]

Originally Posted by JERSEY BOY

(It really is sad to think of the little ones that are abandoned)

Thanks for answering Abi, I will just give Jersey more hugs and kisses and tellyMommy he needs more treats.
Your friend Brielle

PS Mommy is home sick from work (we love her being home sick) and this thread makes her happy, thank you XXOO

Deaw Brielle ~ Gud to heaw frum ewe agin! Yes, dat's a wunnerful thing to give ewe Jersey more luv . Ewe is a Xellent sissie!

We are sowwy ewe mammy was not feeling well, an' hope she is all better, back to her rooteen. I am SO glad my little columb makes her happy!

*licks'N'wags* to you an' Jersey
Yo' Fwen',
Abi

[abbie's mom]

Originally Posted by sugarmamma

Dear Abbie,

My Mommy just bought one of those dribble tools to give me a pawdicure. I was a very very very big girl and didn't even move (Maybe I even slept a little )

What I am confused about is the name. I thought I was gonna get a drink when I git on Mommy's lap with the dribble tool. Or do I have it all wrong? Human's sure do talk funny (Maybe she called it a caramel tool? A Fennel?) Told you I was confused

Sincerely, Sugar Baby

Deaw Sugar Baby ~ Fank ewe fo' witin' in!

Ewe so funny, gerlfwen'! I fink ewe tawkin' 'bout a Dremel tool fo' our tozeez. But! It doz soun' likz a Dribble tool - yes, our hoomans do tawk funny . Eneywaz I gibz ewe two PAWS UP fo' bein' such a twooper about it all. Persnaly, I HATE it, and I will NOT SIT STILL. It skeerz me !

*licks'N'wags*
Yo' Fwen'
Abi

[sugarmamma]

Originally Posted by abbie's mom

Deaw Sugar Baby ~ Fank ewe fo' witin' in!

Ewe so funny, gerlfwen'! I fink ewe tawkin' 'bout a Dremel tool fo' our tozeez. But! It doz soun' likz a Dribble tool - yes, our hoomans do tawk funny . Eneywaz I gibz ewe two PAWS UP fo' bein' such a twooper about it all. Persnaly, I HATE it, and I will NOT SIT STILL. It skeerz me !

*licks'N'wags*
Yo' Fwen'
Abi

Abbie, you is scared????

Should I tuck tail too?????

I thought it was all harmless mom babble .......was I wrong?????

[abbie's mom]

Originally Posted by sugarmamma

Abbie, you is scared????

Should I tuck tail too?????

I thought it was all harmless mom babble .......was I wrong?????

Nooooo! Do not tuck tail, Miss Sugar! If dat ol' Demble doz not skeer ewe, dat is a GUD thing. I jus' don' likz it, myselfs.

Maabee we shud takz a poll: How meny reeders likz de Dremble fo' tozees, an' how meny do NOT?

Yo' Fwen',
Abi

[sugarmamma]

Originally Posted by abbie's mom

Nooooo! Do not tuck tail, Miss Sugar! If dat ol' Demble doz not skeer ewe, dat is a GUD thing. I jus' don' likz it, myselfs.

Maabee we shud takz a poll: How meny reeders likz de Dremble fo' tozees, an' how meny do NOT?

Yo' Fwen',
Abi

good Idea, Abbie.....Maybe I am in the minority ??

[sugarmamma]

Dear Abi

Today I had a "Spa Day". I was washed and conditioned and brushed and blow dried and dremeled and sonicared. I had my topknot done and a bow in and even wore a pretty dress on our trip to Walgreens.

Is it too much to ask to be served my dinner (warm, not hot) 30 minutes early? I know it's only 4:28 (I tell time quite well ) but all the excitement made my metabolism run faster than a lizard on a hot tin roof!

Why is Mommy SHHUSSHHing me when I B A R K my dinner demand?
Am I being unreasonable?

Sincerely, Sugar Baby

[abbie's mom]

Originally Posted by sugarmamma

Dear Abi

Today I had a "Spa Day". I was washed and conditioned and brushed and blow dried and dremeled and sonicared. I had my topknot done and a bow in and even wore a pretty dress on our trip to Walgreens.

Is it too much to ask to be served my dinner (warm, not hot) 30 minutes early? I know it's only 4:28 (I tell time quite well ) but all the excitement made my metabolism run faster than a lizard on a hot tin roof!

Why is Mommy SHHUSSHHing me when I B A R K my dinner demand?
Am I being unreasonable?

Sincerely, Sugar Baby

Dear Sugar Baby ~ So nice to hear from you again. In deference to your mommy's aversion to baby talk, I will answer in my most grown-up verbiage.

NO, you are most certainly not being unreasonable. Your schedule was thrown off, and now your system is all discombobulated. How can a girl bask in the afterglow of Spa, when she's S T A R V I N G?

Hope this helps, and mommy has given you dinner by now.
*licks'N'wags*
Your friend,
Abi :

[sugarmamma]

Originally Posted by abbie's mom

Dear Sugar Baby ~ So nice to hear from you again. In deference to your mommy's aversion to baby talk, I will answer in my most grown-up verbiage.

NO, you are most certainly not being unreasonable. Your schedule was thrown off, and now your system is all discombobulated. How can a girl bask in the afterglow of Spa, when she's S T A R V I N G?

Hope this helps, and mommy has given you dinner by now.
*licks'N'wags*
Your friend,
Abi :

Why thank you, Abigail . Mother most certainly did cave in to fulfill my caloric needs. Now I am B A R King for dessert

Yours forever,
The no longer discombobulated Sugar Baby