Dear Abi
Today I had a "Spa Day". I was washed and conditioned and brushed and blow dried and dremeled and sonicared. I had my topknot done and a bow in and even wore a pretty dress on our trip to Walgreens.
Is it too much to ask to be served my dinner (warm, not hot) 30 minutes early? I
know it's only 4:28 (I tell time quite well
) but all the excitement made my metabolism run faster than a lizard on a hot tin roof!
Why is Mommy SHHUSSHHing me when I
B A R K my dinner demand?
Am I being unreasonable?
Sincerely, Sugar Baby