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dawn27 · 04-01-2011, 06:47 PM

What was your Best April fools Joke ever ?

I have so many...

1. My all time favorite is the "Honey I'm pregnant" joke... He fell for that twice.
2. Than the I cut my finger off using the table saw.... My son fell for that one.
3. And than (another favorite) "the new puppy went poo poo in my sons room" joke... (he about lost it when I picked it up and ate it).....

Really ! I took tootsie rolls and shaped them like little pieces of poo an left them in his room on the floor. You could not tell that they were fake....

Nancy1999 · 04-01-2011, 06:52 PM

Lol, I'll bet your family loves you! Very funny stuff, I love the Tootsie Roll idea!

Onni · 04-01-2011, 06:59 PM

I am going to have to try the tootsie roll one. That is tooooo funny!

Kelseysmom · 04-01-2011, 07:15 PM

Number 3 is hilarious or should we call it number 2

Lil Sis · 04-01-2011, 07:18 PM

my daughters put fake dog poo on my bed one year. I thought it was bailey and almost cried (all I could think of was I would have to change my sheets before I went to be) ... not funny!

LDandPasquale · 04-01-2011, 07:35 PM

When i was younger...i used scotch tape to tape down the sprayer on the sink..so when my mom turned on the water..it sprayed her

Britster · 04-01-2011, 07:42 PM

Lol, me and my best friend got all into one year. But our best was I sent my friend to the door of my grandpa-like figure and she had a pizza. We had ordered a pizza and put it in his name so his name was on the receipt. Well, she goes to the door and he's like "I didn't order a pizza!" and they carried on for like 5 minutes, he was about to get pissed, LOL.. then I popped out of the bushes and screamed April Fools!!!!

capt_noonie · 04-01-2011, 09:41 PM

BF did a bad one today! It wasn't on me though. There's a group of kids that always comes by the shop. Unfortunately, one night they came by and one of the kids left his bike outside. Well it got jacked.

So today two of the kids from that group came in today. One had his bike inside that I was working on, they other left his outside. Bf took Uni outside to pee.

The one kid who left his bike outside, went out to get it, and it was gone! He started freaking out, and I about had a heart attack, another kid got jacked and this time it's daylight! Bf didn't see anything? He's outside right there with Uni! I looked at the grass spot she usually goes in and they aren't there. I look to the left and there he is on the kids bike holding Uni. I started yelling at him that's not cool, and the kids looked SO relieved! Bf told him he did it to teach him a lesson, which I guess is true, bc their friend's bike got stolen, and he still left it outside. The funniest thing was the one kid said to the other one, "Good thing, cuz your dad would have slaughtered you" LOL!!!

boopster · 04-01-2011, 09:57 PM

I have two favorites, both at work. One time I snuck memos and a box of trash bags into our afternoon mail. The memo was from "Telecommunications " saying that the phone company would be cleaning out the phone lines by forcing compressed air through the system, and recommending that phones be tightly sealed in trash bags to contain dust. About half the staff fell for that one.

The other time I posted memos from our maintenance department announcing that they would be closed for a week for emergency repairs. I even included a map showing the nearest available bathrooms which were on the opposite end of campus. My boss, who spent a lot of time in the bathroom, went ballistic and called their service center. He screamed at them for at least five minutes before they convinced him that they hadn't posted the notices. Then he came roaring out of his office announcing that if he found out who did it, they were fired! Twenty years later, I don't think anyone ever figured out I did both pranks.

capt_noonie · 04-01-2011, 10:06 PM

Boopster, I bow to you. Those are awesome!

Princess10 · 04-01-2011, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by boopster

I have two favorites, both at work. One time I snuck memos and a box of trash bags into our afternoon mail. The memo was from "Telecommunications " saying that the phone company would be cleaning out the phone lines by forcing compressed air through the system, and recommending that phones be tightly sealed in trash bags to contain dust. About half the staff fell for that one.

The other time I posted memos from our maintenance department announcing that they would be closed for a week for emergency repairs. I even included a map showing the nearest available bathrooms which were on the opposite end of campus. My boss, who spent a lot of time in the bathroom, went ballistic and called their service center. He screamed at them for at least five minutes before they convinced him that they hadn't posted the notices. Then he came roaring out of his office announcing that if he found out who did it, they were fired! Twenty years later, I don't think anyone ever figured out I did both pranks.

OMGsh! that is hilarious!!! especially the first one, i would've died!

dawn27 · 04-02-2011, 07:53 AM

It's good to see that I am not alone in my foolery (it that's even a word)

I couldn't resist...about 11:30 it finally came to me. Hubby had just got home from work. My teenage daughter was brushing her teeth and I saw my moment to make the announcement:

Um... Honey you better talk to your daughter about the Huge Dent she put in my new car" They went at each other for about 15 min. Than tried to tun it around on me (Uh-Uh / Not Me). NO its maroon / same color as Sam's car. So they went at it again. I just sat and listened.

Than about 11:58 after I had my fun I came clean ...."April Fools.... Got ya!"

tjdmom · 04-02-2011, 02:17 PM

Last year, 3 of us in the office were in on it and got the others. We changed my ringtone to a quacking duck then hid my phone up on the shelf. We took turns calling it and just letting it quack once or twice. Then when they would say did you hear that? We'd do different things. Like sometimes I would actually be calling it so they thought I was on the phone. Or we'd go to the ladies room and call and we wouldn't even be in the room. Then another time we'd say, hear what? Then we'd say it sounds like a duck or something. The trick was having it hidden not to close to their desks so with one or two quacks, they could never zero in on it. We finally had to tell cause on of the girls was getting up on the file cabinets and starting to take the ceiling tiles down!

jennzy · 04-02-2011, 05:24 PM

my favourite april fool's joke was this year's.
And I bet every teacher does this :P
I teach ESL at a public elementary school in Korea.
On that day I had grade 5. It is their first year having the foreigner teacher. With the help of my coteacher, we told them that they have a surprise test worth 30% of their final mark. But the best part. I didn't stop there. I told the kids that they had 5 seconds to go get their English notebook and turn to the last page.
question 1: Happy
2: April
3: Fool's
4: day!

watching my students freaking out over what and how to spell April & Fool's cracked me up! *they don't learn months of the year until grade 6 unless they've learned it privately*

i love my job!

misslissa · 04-02-2011, 05:30 PM

My only April fools joke was mean.
My best friend canceled plans to go out to a play with me (we wear maybe 13 or 14)
so she could go to a indoor amusement park with another friend (who i did not like)
well i was so mad that when a girl a had just become friends with started calling her friends to prank them I decided to add Tammy to the list and called and told her I had been in a accident ( i will leave the details out) well she felt so bad she canceled on me and i had been hurt she never even spoke to the other girl again
I tried to tell her the truth but she was then convinced I was lying to make her feel better about it
9 years later and i still feel like crying every time i think about it I will never play a prank again

04-01-2011, 06:47 PM	#1
dawn27 2+2=4 X the Love ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Bean Town Ohio Posts: 9,456 Blog Entries: 1	What was your Best April fools Joke ever ? What was your Best April fools Joke ever ? I have so many... 1. My all time favorite is the "Honey I'm pregnant" joke... He fell for that twice. 2. Than the I cut my finger off using the table saw.... My son fell for that one. 3. And than (another favorite) "the new puppy went poo poo in my sons room" joke... (he about lost it when I picked it up and ate it)..... Really ! I took tootsie rolls and shaped them like little pieces of poo an left them in his room on the floor. You could not tell that they were fake.... __________________ Mommy to: Quincy, & Ruby Bella / Miah & Brandi Gone but Never Forgotten Visit: Bella Dawns for all of your Custom Pet Wear needs.

04-01-2011, 06:52 PM	#2
Nancy1999 I ♥ Joey & Ralphie! Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Arizona Posts: 25,396 Blog Entries: 2	Lol, I'll bet your family loves you! Very funny stuff, I love the Tootsie Roll idea! __________________ NancyJoey Proud members of the CrAzYcLuB and YAP! ** Just Say No to Puppymills – Join YAP! Yorkshire Terrier Club of America – Breeder Referrals

04-01-2011, 06:59 PM	#3
Onni YT Addict Join Date: May 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 433	I am going to have to try the tootsie roll one. That is tooooo funny! __________________ Tracye - Onni's, Bonnie Blue, and Bella's MoM Got Food? - http://www.gano.shelfreliance.com

04-01-2011, 07:15 PM	#4
Kelseysmom Donating YT Addict Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Maryland, USA Posts: 303	Number 3 is hilarious or should we call it number 2 __________________ Mama to Kelsey Lyn and Kami Louisa

04-01-2011, 07:18 PM	#5
Lil Sis Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: South Florida Posts: 8,008	my daughters put fake dog poo on my bed one year. I thought it was bailey and almost cried (all I could think of was I would have to change my sheets before I went to be) ... not funny! __________________ Shinja mom to Remy lil Sis to Bailey and Sammy

04-01-2011, 07:35 PM	#6
LDandPasquale YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Massachusetts/Florida Posts: 2,614	When i was younger...i used scotch tape to tape down the sprayer on the sink..so when my mom turned on the water..it sprayed her __________________ LD that's me and Pasquale "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you!"

04-01-2011, 07:42 PM	#7
Britster Action Jackson ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Maryland Posts: 17,814	Lol, me and my best friend got all into one year. But our best was I sent my friend to the door of my grandpa-like figure and she had a pizza. We had ordered a pizza and put it in his name so his name was on the receipt. Well, she goes to the door and he's like "I didn't order a pizza!" and they carried on for like 5 minutes, he was about to get pissed, LOL.. then I popped out of the bushes and screamed April Fools!!!! __________________ ~ Brit & Lights! Camera! Jackson! CGC ETD TKP ~ Follow Jackson on Instagram: https://instagram.com/jacksontheterrier

04-01-2011, 09:41 PM	#8
capt_noonie www.yorkierescue.com Donating Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Las Vegas & Orange County Posts: 17,408	BF did a bad one today! It wasn't on me though. There's a group of kids that always comes by the shop. Unfortunately, one night they came by and one of the kids left his bike outside. Well it got jacked. So today two of the kids from that group came in today. One had his bike inside that I was working on, they other left his outside. Bf took Uni outside to pee. The one kid who left his bike outside, went out to get it, and it was gone! He started freaking out, and I about had a heart attack, another kid got jacked and this time it's daylight! Bf didn't see anything? He's outside right there with Uni! I looked at the grass spot she usually goes in and they aren't there. I look to the left and there he is on the kids bike holding Uni. I started yelling at him that's not cool, and the kids looked SO relieved! Bf told him he did it to teach him a lesson, which I guess is true, bc their friend's bike got stolen, and he still left it outside. The funniest thing was the one kid said to the other one, "Good thing, cuz your dad would have slaughtered you" LOL!!! __________________ The T.U.B. Pack! Toto, Uni, & Bindi RIP Lord Scrappington Montgomery McLimpybottom aka El Lenguo the Handicapped Ninja 10-12-12

04-01-2011, 09:57 PM	#9
boopster Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Southern California, USA Posts: 1,643 Blog Entries: 1	I have two favorites, both at work. One time I snuck memos and a box of trash bags into our afternoon mail. The memo was from "Telecommunications " saying that the phone company would be cleaning out the phone lines by forcing compressed air through the system, and recommending that phones be tightly sealed in trash bags to contain dust. About half the staff fell for that one. The other time I posted memos from our maintenance department announcing that they would be closed for a week for emergency repairs. I even included a map showing the nearest available bathrooms which were on the opposite end of campus. My boss, who spent a lot of time in the bathroom, went ballistic and called their service center. He screamed at them for at least five minutes before they convinced him that they hadn't posted the notices. Then he came roaring out of his office announcing that if he found out who did it, they were fired! Twenty years later, I don't think anyone ever figured out I did both pranks.

04-01-2011, 10:06 PM	#10
capt_noonie www.yorkierescue.com Donating Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Las Vegas & Orange County Posts: 17,408	Boopster, I bow to you. Those are awesome! __________________ The T.U.B. Pack! Toto, Uni, & Bindi RIP Lord Scrappington Montgomery McLimpybottom aka El Lenguo the Handicapped Ninja 10-12-12

04-02-2011, 07:53 AM	#12
dawn27 2+2=4 X the Love ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Bean Town Ohio Posts: 9,456 Blog Entries: 1	It's good to see that I am not alone in my foolery (it that's even a word) I couldn't resist...about 11:30 it finally came to me. Hubby had just got home from work. My teenage daughter was brushing her teeth and I saw my moment to make the announcement: Um... Honey you better talk to your daughter about the Huge Dent she put in my new car" They went at each other for about 15 min. Than tried to tun it around on me (Uh-Uh / Not Me). NO its maroon / same color as Sam's car. So they went at it again. I just sat and listened. Than about 11:58 after I had my fun I came clean ...."April Fools.... Got ya!" __________________ Mommy to: Quincy, & Ruby Bella / Miah & Brandi Gone but Never Forgotten Visit: Bella Dawns for all of your Custom Pet Wear needs.

04-02-2011, 02:17 PM	#13
tjdmom Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: upstate ny Posts: 5,847	Last year, 3 of us in the office were in on it and got the others. We changed my ringtone to a quacking duck then hid my phone up on the shelf. We took turns calling it and just letting it quack once or twice. Then when they would say did you hear that? We'd do different things. Like sometimes I would actually be calling it so they thought I was on the phone. Or we'd go to the ladies room and call and we wouldn't even be in the room. Then another time we'd say, hear what? Then we'd say it sounds like a duck or something. The trick was having it hidden not to close to their desks so with one or two quacks, they could never zero in on it. We finally had to tell cause on of the girls was getting up on the file cabinets and starting to take the ceiling tiles down!

04-02-2011, 05:24 PM	#14
jennzy YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: TOronto, Canada Posts: 804	my favourite april fool's joke was this year's. And I bet every teacher does this :P I teach ESL at a public elementary school in Korea. On that day I had grade 5. It is their first year having the foreigner teacher. With the help of my coteacher, we told them that they have a surprise test worth 30% of their final mark. But the best part. I didn't stop there. I told the kids that they had 5 seconds to go get their English notebook and turn to the last page. question 1: Happy 2: April 3: Fool's 4: day! watching my students freaking out over what and how to spell April & Fool's cracked me up! they don't learn months of the year until grade 6 unless they've learned it privately i love my job! __________________ <Mickey & Coco>

04-02-2011, 05:30 PM	#15
misslissa YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: canton ohio us Posts: 1,574	My only April fools joke was mean. My best friend canceled plans to go out to a play with me (we wear maybe 13 or 14) so she could go to a indoor amusement park with another friend (who i did not like) well i was so mad that when a girl a had just become friends with started calling her friends to prank them I decided to add Tammy to the list and called and told her I had been in a accident ( i will leave the details out) well she felt so bad she canceled on me and i had been hurt she never even spoke to the other girl again I tried to tell her the truth but she was then convinced I was lying to make her feel better about it 9 years later and i still feel like crying every time i think about it I will never play a prank again __________________ Don't say I love you unless you mean it, but if you do say it a lot. People forget.