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AmyChristine · 11-13-2009, 03:26 PM

Ha Ha how funny. She knows what she likes and doesn't let anything stand in her way(not even morals

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RoxyLuv · 11-13-2009, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by JERSEY BOY

That is toooo funny!!!!!

Are you going to turn her in? LOL

Yes, I'm going to turn her in. I might as well as I'll end up telling them about it anyway. I won't be able to not tell them. Today I've been working on her Confession. It's turning out pretty cute so far. Using those pics above for her mug shots.

She's talking to the judge in it trying to explain herself. I'll post it when I'm done. Have a few days to play with it before she goes to day care again. It's been fun working on it, but I really had some work I needed to do today. Well... there's always tomorrow, huh?

Sookie · 11-13-2009, 05:46 PM

You try to raise them the right way and look what happens! The shame of it all!

Truthfully, I love when they do little things that bring out the terrier in them.

RoxyLuv · 11-17-2009, 10:12 AM

So here's what I've come up with. Plan to take her to daycare Thu.
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Confession
Suspect: Roxy Date of Crime: 11-10-09
Crime: Shoplifting
Location of Crime:
Item Stolen: Dog Bone

Mug Shots - (inserted above photos)

"Well ya see Mr Judge… I rully tried to resist. I rully rully did! But there it was right by my face looking so very chewilicious, and I just swear I saw my name on it. It just sorta jumped right into my mouth before I even knew what happened. It fit my mouth just perfect, so it must have been mine, don’t ya think? On the way home Mommy was so shocked to discover what I had done. She has been sobbing for days bout living with a criminal! How do I keep Mommy from being ashamed of me, Mr Judge?

I just don’t know what to do now ‘cept confess the crime I didn’t know I did. I try soooo hard to be a good girl! I swear I didn’t know it was wrong. I rully didn’t! I promise to never do anything like this again. Mommy said she will pay for the bone. Do you think that owner lady will forgive me? I rully need to keep going there so I can have fun with my friends. Mr Judge, pleeze have mercy on me. Pleeze don’t put me in jail!!! I am sooo SORRY!!!"

Signature: (her paw print)
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Her confession is in a font that looked like a kid's printing.

cynsir · 11-17-2009, 10:20 AM

That was so good. I'm sure the judge will give her probation.

ritzydaisy · 11-17-2009, 02:30 PM

That's so funny! You know, they say stuff tastes so much better if you steal it! (They have always said that about watermelons, anyway.)

mycutieduncan · 11-17-2009, 03:49 PM

I want a pic of her hiding the bone in her mouth!!!!

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Originally Posted by RoxyLuv

OH NOOOO!!! Couple days ago I picked Roxy up from day care. It was dark out. Got her fastened in her seat, started the car & noticed she had her head down kinda funny & barely moving. Thought she was just tired out. When we got to the stop light, I noticed something kinda round in her car seat. I turned the light on & there was a bone... shaped like a very imperfect ball. The day care has baskets of that kind of stuff down low & stacked up in cubicles. Without my seeing it, she grabbed that bone out of one of the baskets. After I picked it up & looked at it, she grabbed it from me & protected it the whole rest of the evening. It is a perfect size for her mouth with nothing protruding out & easy for her to hide if she keeps her head down. I don't even give her bones, but she was lovin' it. She goes around looking for it now.

I couldn't believe what she had done. I'm living with a CRIMINAL!!!

She's likely to have to sign a confession when she goes next time.

It cracked me up & I probably will have to tell on her.

spiritwings1202 · 11-17-2009, 04:15 PM

Oh my gosh I am laughing so hard. Lil Roxie must know my Daisy!! lol
My Daisy goes to my nieces and steals the cat toys. I live in a two family with my Niece downstairs ane Daisy loves to go down to visit her cat and every now and then I notice that Daisy has a new toy and I know just where she got it!
I Have to say the day care thing was too funny, Clever dog u want something u go out and get it!!!! lmao

11-13-2009, 03:26 PM	#31
AmyChristine YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington Posts: 1,184	Ha Ha how funny. She knows what she likes and doesn't let anything stand in her way(not even morals) __________________ My belongs to Copper and Maddie Mae RIP Sweet Rocky Mommy misses you

11-13-2009, 05:46 PM	#33
Sookie My Four Sweet Babies Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Jersey near Philadelphia Posts: 5,452	You try to raise them the right way and look what happens! The shame of it all! Truthfully, I love when they do little things that bring out the terrier in them. __________________ I LOVE MY BABIES

11-17-2009, 10:12 AM	#34
RoxyLuv Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 982 Blog Entries: 1	Roxy's Confession So here's what I've come up with. Plan to take her to daycare Thu. -------------------------- Confession Suspect: Roxy Date of Crime: 11-10-09 Crime: Shoplifting Location of Crime: Item Stolen: Dog Bone Mug Shots - (inserted above photos) "Well ya see Mr Judge… I rully tried to resist. I rully rully did! But there it was right by my face looking so very chewilicious, and I just swear I saw my name on it. It just sorta jumped right into my mouth before I even knew what happened. It fit my mouth just perfect, so it must have been mine, don’t ya think? On the way home Mommy was so shocked to discover what I had done. She has been sobbing for days bout living with a criminal! How do I keep Mommy from being ashamed of me, Mr Judge? I just don’t know what to do now ‘cept confess the crime I didn’t know I did. I try soooo hard to be a good girl! I swear I didn’t know it was wrong. I rully didn’t! I promise to never do anything like this again. Mommy said she will pay for the bone. Do you think that owner lady will forgive me? I rully need to keep going there so I can have fun with my friends. Mr Judge, pleeze have mercy on me. Pleeze don’t put me in jail!!! I am sooo SORRY!!!" Signature: (her paw print) ----------------------------------- Her confession is in a font that looked like a kid's printing. __________________ June ~ Roxy LUV LUV

11-17-2009, 10:20 AM	#35
cynsir The 3 Musketeers Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cloquet, MN Posts: 738 Blog Entries: 1	That was so good. I'm sure the judge will give her probation. __________________ Cindy and Misty and Mazie and Cassie Max (3/31/08 - 6/1/09)

11-17-2009, 02:30 PM	#36
ritzydaisy Crazy Miss Daisy Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Eastern Washington Posts: 1,904	That's so funny! You know, they say stuff tastes so much better if you steal it! (They have always said that about watermelons, anyway.) __________________ Yorkie Talkin' with Paula & Daisy!

11-17-2009, 04:15 PM	#38
spiritwings1202 Pixie and Daisy Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: CT USA Posts: 2,680	Oh my gosh I am laughing so hard. Lil Roxie must know my Daisy!! lol My Daisy goes to my nieces and steals the cat toys. I live in a two family with my Niece downstairs ane Daisy loves to go down to visit her cat and every now and then I notice that Daisy has a new toy and I know just where she got it! I Have to say the day care thing was too funny, Clever dog u want something u go out and get it!!!! lmao __________________ Proud Mom of Daisy and Pixie