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Old 11-17-2009, 10:12 AM   #34
RoxyLuv
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Cry Roxy's Confession

So here's what I've come up with. Plan to take her to daycare Thu.
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Confession
Suspect: Roxy Date of Crime: 11-10-09
Crime: Shoplifting
Location of Crime:
Item Stolen: Dog Bone

Mug Shots - (inserted above photos)

"Well ya see Mr Judge… I rully tried to resist. I rully rully did! But there it was right by my face looking so very chewilicious, and I just swear I saw my name on it. It just sorta jumped right into my mouth before I even knew what happened. It fit my mouth just perfect, so it must have been mine, don’t ya think? On the way home Mommy was so shocked to discover what I had done. She has been sobbing for days bout living with a criminal! How do I keep Mommy from being ashamed of me, Mr Judge? I just don’t know what to do now ‘cept confess the crime I didn’t know I did. I try soooo hard to be a good girl! I swear I didn’t know it was wrong. I rully didn’t! I promise to never do anything like this again. Mommy said she will pay for the bone. Do you think that owner lady will forgive me? I rully need to keep going there so I can have fun with my friends. Mr Judge, pleeze have mercy on me. Pleeze don’t put me in jail!!! I am sooo SORRY!!!"

Signature: (her paw print)
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Her confession is in a font that looked like a kid's printing.
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