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celstu1 · 04-04-2008, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by sugamamee

(I added this as an after thought in my last thread but i was curious if anyone else has had these laughs with their yorkies.)

I just washed Chewie's furry butt... This might be gross... but.... does anybody else's yorkie run around with poo hanging from their butt once in awhile? LOL... one time i think it scared him cuz he didnt know wut it was and he started running away... from his own butt!!!

And another funny thing... when he does that awful butt drag along the carpet... he sits and drags himself with his front paws... lol... ugh... it's so gross, but kinda funny and cute at the same time.

Oh yeah, the booty scoot! One of my boys does it all the time! Luckily he never has dingleberries or anything so I dont get streaks on the carpet... phew! So I think its cute! LOL

celstu1 · 04-04-2008, 11:47 AM

Ok, well my Dex has an 'erection' problem EVERYDAY! Im not kidding! EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has been to my house has seen his lipstick fully extended and he sits there in front of everyone and licks it for 20 mins straight! Then when hes done.... he comes over to kiss or cuddle with one of my guests! He is all wet cuz he licks his front leg while trying to lick himself back 'in' and so his butt, belly and one front leg are soaked with his spit from licking himself for 20 mins and he wants to be cuddled!!! My friends and family are usually pretty good about it though thank goodness!

Did I win?? LOL

If that was not bad enough, they eat bugs.. all bugs, any bugs. I have to watch them bc I dont want them to eat certain things, like spiders! One day I was actually gagging! They both saw about 50 beetles that landed on a chair under a light outside, cuz they were attracted to the light. I was reading and looked up, saw them on the chair, didn't think much of it, looked up about a min later and EVERY SINGLE beetle was GONE! EATEN!!! I was gagging after that! soooooo gross!

They roll on anything dead. luckily they dont roll on poop, but dead fish, birds, frogs.... you name it, they find it and roll on it!

God they are gross little boys!

KathyinCali · 04-04-2008, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by celstu1

Ok, well my Dex has an 'erection' problem EVERYDAY! Im not kidding! EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has been to my house has seen his lipstick fully extended and he sits there in front of everyone and licks it for 20 mins straight! Then when hes done.... he comes over to kiss or cuddle with one of my guests! He is all wet cuz he licks his front leg while trying to lick himself back 'in' and so his butt, belly and one front leg are soaked with his spit from licking himself for 20 mins and he wants to be cuddled!!! My friends and family are usually pretty good about it though thank goodness!

Did I win?? LOL

You post had me rolling...lol

Yorkie Mom2 · 04-04-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by yellowmellie

I regretted opening this thread while I was still eating my snack...remember next time, if the title says gross...wait until I'm not eating.

We are finally over the gross habit of eating her poop and/or the cat's poop thank god but she loves my underwear and I actually had a friend over who noticed two pair under my coffee table and thought we were being freaky in the living room!! It was horribly embarrassing!!

That is so funny!!!

Yorkie Mom2 · 04-04-2008, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by celstu1

Ok, well my Dex has an 'erection' problem EVERYDAY! Im not kidding! EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has been to my house has seen his lipstick fully extended and he sits there in front of everyone and licks it for 20 mins straight! Then when hes done.... he comes over to kiss or cuddle with one of my guests! He is all wet cuz he licks his front leg while trying to lick himself back 'in' and so his butt, belly and one front leg are soaked with his spit from licking himself for 20 mins and he wants to be cuddled!!! My friends and family are usually pretty good about it though thank goodness!

Did I win?? LOL

If that was not bad enough, they eat bugs.. all bugs, any bugs. I have to watch them bc I dont want them to eat certain things, like spiders! One day I was actually gagging! They both saw about 50 beetles that landed on a chair under a light outside, cuz they were attracted to the light. I was reading and looked up, saw them on the chair, didn't think much of it, looked up about a min later and EVERY SINGLE beetle was GONE! EATEN!!! I was gagging after that! soooooo gross!

They roll on anything dead. luckily they dont roll on poop, but dead fish, birds, frogs.... you name it, they find it and roll on it!

God they are gross little boys!

I think you win so far!!! That is really funny!!!!lol

Carsons Mommy · 05-18-2008, 06:29 AM

About once a week Carson will flip out running throughout the house and I have to yell to the boyfriend 'DINGLE!!'. He has to catch him and I have to get some toilet paper and get the poo off his bum. I swear he is just like a HUMAN BABY!! SO funny.

lovenmyyorkie · 05-18-2008, 07:04 AM

Sydney does the poo on her butt thing too! It is funny!!

She also has this nasty habit of rolling in bird poo. It doesn't matter where it's at ..on the deck ...on the concrete sidewalk.....it looks like it would hurt!!

piptickle · 05-18-2008, 07:13 AM

TEEHEE!!!

Mika is too young to have picked up any gross habits yet, but this thread is sooo funny, I just wanna say thanks for sharing!!!

drbalkcom · 05-18-2008, 08:07 AM

Rigger is such a baby he doesn't really do anything gross, but he is afraid of bugs and will run from them and yelp as if he is hurt if they move in his direction!!
He also will pass gas and it sometimes makes a squeaky noise..he then turns around to look for it!! LOL
He has gotten poo on himself once and he went to Alan with the most humiliated expression as if to say "Dad, I messed myself"
We laugh at him all the time!

morningsting · 05-18-2008, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Potter

I have one story to share...I saw my yorkie picked up a dead bug from the floor and of course as usual he wouldn't give it to me so I chased him down and had to dig his mouth to get the bug out. When I got it out, it was so dead it broke in to a million pieces..it looks long like a centipede or something. Gross.

Oh wow! We have LOTS of centipedes here&I hate them. They're poisonous&they can kill dogs, cats&small children! I always bust out the Raid everytime I see one, lol. Haven't seen one in awhile though ... so I guess it's about time for another one to pop out of nowhere, hahaa.

-Amy

Southernlocs · 05-18-2008, 12:58 PM

Phoenix does the butt scoot also
After hes done eating he cleans his face on my carpets
He burps loudly in my face
He tries to play with his poop
And the strangest thing is him sleeping on his potty pads!!

Why would u sleep on pee? lol So i have to change it frequently

Oh and he likes the cat litter off the bathroom floor when the cats are done!! His little face will have litter all over his mouth, ewwww

thebrushnpalett · 05-18-2008, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Archie's Mom

Here's just the opposite on the butt thing: When mine has a "Kling-on" on his little behind, he runs right to me, sticks his little butt up in the air toward me and looks pleadingly over his shoulder at me as if to say, "Mama, please clean my bum-bum!" And that's just what I do! I actually appreciate this behavior, because he doesn't drag his butt on the carpet or get up on the furniture with poopy on his butt!

My little Kaysi does the same thing. She knows I'll take care of her. It's so cute!

04-04-2008, 11:47 AM	#32
celstu1 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 10,534	Ok, well my Dex has an 'erection' problem EVERYDAY! Im not kidding! EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has been to my house has seen his lipstick fully extended and he sits there in front of everyone and licks it for 20 mins straight! Then when hes done.... he comes over to kiss or cuddle with one of my guests! He is all wet cuz he licks his front leg while trying to lick himself back 'in' and so his butt, belly and one front leg are soaked with his spit from licking himself for 20 mins and he wants to be cuddled!!! My friends and family are usually pretty good about it though thank goodness! Did I win?? LOL If that was not bad enough, they eat bugs.. all bugs, any bugs. I have to watch them bc I dont want them to eat certain things, like spiders! One day I was actually gagging! They both saw about 50 beetles that landed on a chair under a light outside, cuz they were attracted to the light. I was reading and looked up, saw them on the chair, didn't think much of it, looked up about a min later and EVERY SINGLE beetle was GONE! EATEN!!! I was gagging after that! soooooo gross! They roll on anything dead. luckily they dont roll on poop, but dead fish, birds, frogs.... you name it, they find it and roll on it! God they are gross little boys! __________________ “Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.” ― Dean Koontz

05-18-2008, 06:29 AM	#36
Carsons Mommy Mom 2 Carson & Bailey Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Ft. Mitchell, KY Posts: 1,122	About once a week Carson will flip out running throughout the house and I have to yell to the boyfriend 'DINGLE!!'. He has to catch him and I have to get some toilet paper and get the poo off his bum. I swear he is just like a HUMAN BABY!! SO funny. __________________ Rachael, Carson and Bailey

05-18-2008, 07:04 AM	#37
lovenmyyorkie Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 89	Sydney does the poo on her butt thing too! It is funny!! She also has this nasty habit of rolling in bird poo. It doesn't matter where it's at ..on the deck ...on the concrete sidewalk.....it looks like it would hurt!! __________________ Stephanie Mom to 3 skinkids: Jordan, Kyndall, Payton and 1 furkid: Sydney

05-18-2008, 07:13 AM	#38
piptickle Love my Mika!!! Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Cheshire UK Posts: 2,430	TEEHEE!!! Mika is too young to have picked up any gross habits yet, but this thread is sooo funny, I just wanna say thanks for sharing!!! __________________ YORKIE MUM TO MIKA 12 MONTHS OLD!!! MIKA & FLETCHER D.O.B. 03/17/08

05-18-2008, 08:07 AM	#39
drbalkcom Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 59	Rigger is such a baby he doesn't really do anything gross, but he is afraid of bugs and will run from them and yelp as if he is hurt if they move in his direction!! He also will pass gas and it sometimes makes a squeaky noise..he then turns around to look for it!! LOL He has gotten poo on himself once and he went to Alan with the most humiliated expression as if to say "Dad, I messed myself" We laugh at him all the time!

05-18-2008, 12:58 PM	#41
Southernlocs Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 92	Phoenix does the butt scoot also After hes done eating he cleans his face on my carpets He burps loudly in my face He tries to play with his poop And the strangest thing is him sleeping on his potty pads!! Why would u sleep on pee? lol So i have to change it frequently Oh and he likes the cat litter off the bathroom floor when the cats are done!! His little face will have litter all over his mouth, ewwww