Ok, well my Dex has an 'erection' problem EVERYDAY! Im not kidding! EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has been to my house has seen his lipstick fully extended and he sits there in front of everyone and licks it for 20 mins straight! Then when hes done.... he comes over to kiss or cuddle with one of my guests! He is all wet cuz he licks his front leg while trying to lick himself back 'in' and so his butt, belly and one front leg are soaked with his spit from licking himself for 20 mins and he wants to be cuddled!!! My friends and family are usually pretty good about it though thank goodness!
Did I win?? LOL
If that was not bad enough, they eat bugs.. all bugs, any bugs. I have to watch them bc I dont want them to eat certain things, like spiders! One day I was actually gagging! They both saw about 50 beetles that landed on a chair under a light outside, cuz they were attracted to the light. I was reading and looked up, saw them on the chair, didn't think much of it, looked up about a min later and EVERY SINGLE beetle was GONE! EATEN!!! I was gagging after that! soooooo gross!
They roll on anything dead. luckily they dont roll on poop, but dead fish, birds, frogs.... you name it, they find it and roll on it!
God they are gross little boys!
