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Originally Posted by celstu1  Ok, well my Dex has an 'erection' problem EVERYDAY! Im not kidding! EVERY SINGLE PERSON who has been to my house has seen his lipstick fully extended and he sits there in front of everyone and licks it for 20 mins straight! Then when hes done.... he comes over to kiss or cuddle with one of my guests! He is all wet cuz he licks his front leg while trying to lick himself back 'in' and so his butt, belly and one front leg are soaked with his spit from licking himself for 20 mins and he wants to be cuddled!!! My friends and family are usually pretty good about it though thank goodness!
Did I win?? LOL  |
You post had me rolling...lol