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No, no, no..you guys got it all wong. You gotta wait for the wight 'pportunity and use this for your avantage! Jes' wait for your Poopa to be soun' 'sleep, and when you gotta sprinkle...fin' a nice warm spot nexxa him to do it. Or...roll in some ewwy gooey stuff that you fin' unner the deck 'hind a rock. Maybe e'en go in the bafoom twash and pull out sompin and shred it in teensy pieces. Better yet...fin' a ol' tootsie roll and run 'roun the house wid it like a Cuban Seegarrrr....then kiss Poopa on the wips..hehehehehehe.
He's a baaad, baaaad man. I think he should go wick an ice cube....
Your Fwiend,
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