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03-12-2008, 03:01 PM | #1 |
I heart Sugar Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida
Posts: 7,373
| You know you're a Floridian if... My grandma just sent this to me. So funny but almost all of them are true! > You know you're a Floridian if... > > > § Socks are only for bowling. > > § You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in > five minutes. > > § A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, > but everything to do with shade. > > § Your winter coat is made of denim. > > § You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites. > > § You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65. > > § Anything under 70 is chilly. > > § You've driven through Yeehaw Junction. > > § You could swim before you could read. > > § You have to drive north to get to The South. > > § You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix. > > § Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005. > > § You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before > it got dark. > > § You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up > for. > > § You dread love bug season. > > § You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't > Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances but Charley, Frances , Ivan and > Jeanne. > > § You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave. > > § You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average. > > § You were twelve before you ever saw snow, or you still haven't. > > § 'Down South' means Key West. > > § You think New Jersey driver's licenses should only be valid in New > Jersey. > > § Flip-flops are everyday wear. > > § Shoes are for business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip > flops to church before. > > § Sweet tea can be served at any meal. > > § An alligator once walked through your neighborhood. > > § You smirk when a game show's 'Grand Prize' is a trip or cruise to > Florida. > > § You measure distance in minutes. > > § You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt. > > § You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls. > > § A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level. > > § You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent. > > § You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love bug > season, tourist season, and summer. > > § It's not soda, cola, or pop. it's coke, regardless of brand or flavor, > 'What kinda coke you want?' > > § Anything under 95 is just warm. > > § You've hosted a hurricane party. > > § You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the > best rides. (Space Mountain during the Electric Light Parade!) > > § You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches. > > § You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Ichnatucknee ,Withlacoochee > and Micanopy. > > § You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have > a boat yourself. > > § Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish, > NRA, NASCAR, Go Gators, and a Confederate flag. > > § You were 5 before you realized they made houses without pools. > > § You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim. > > § You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas. > > § You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba.' > > § You will not only forward this, but you actually understand it!!
__________________ "If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." — St. Francis of Assisi, 1181-1226 |
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03-12-2008, 03:05 PM | #2 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Florida
Posts: 1,375
| Here's another: You know you're from Florida if "road-kill" is alligator! |
03-13-2008, 09:02 AM | #3 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida
Posts: 3,436
| Thats too funny Nikki....I found myself agreeing with all of them - guess I really am a Floridian!! LOL!!
__________________ Caren, mommy to Murphy and Mia Murphy WUVS his girlfriend Trixie |
03-13-2008, 09:37 AM | #4 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Florida
Posts: 54
| How true.....I will send it to everyone I know. Thanks for sharing. |
03-13-2008, 11:23 AM | #5 |
I heart Sugar Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida
Posts: 7,373
| Oh we have a new FL member! Welcome to YT!
__________________ "If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." — St. Francis of Assisi, 1181-1226 |
03-13-2008, 11:46 AM | #6 | |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida
Posts: 3,436
| Quote:
Where in Florida are you?
__________________ Caren, mommy to Murphy and Mia Murphy WUVS his girlfriend Trixie | |
03-13-2008, 02:01 PM | #7 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Florida
Posts: 54
| Thank you for welcoming me. I know that I will enjoy being here, making new friends and learning more about Yorkies. I live in Crystal Springs. Near Zephyrhills. |
03-13-2008, 02:53 PM | #8 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Florida
Posts: 1,375
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03-14-2008, 12:35 PM | #9 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Celebration, FL
Posts: 185
| Too funny, I have been here so long I might as well be a Floridian
__________________ Veronica and Reesee |
03-15-2008, 02:13 PM | #10 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Boston, MA and Danvers, MA
Posts: 223
| I can relate to most of them...but not all of them. I have been in Florida for almost 5 years now. So i have not completely transfered from Bostonian to Floridian!
__________________ Jacoby is with his Daddy in West Palm Beach* Mommy misses you! **New arrival, Preston is with Mommy in Boston!** |
04-11-2008, 06:30 AM | #11 |
Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Palm Bay, Florida
Posts: 11
| lol! This is so funny! *** I STILL haven't seen snow! and I'M 27! LOL ***
__________________ Jenny Mark Bailey |
04-14-2008, 03:54 PM | #12 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Brunswick, Georgia. On the beach!
Posts: 1,016
| Count 1 southeast Georgia coast girl in on that one! Brunswick, Georgia girl that spends many leisure hours at Amelia Island! |
04-14-2008, 04:23 PM | #13 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: South Florida
Posts: 8,577
| socks Soooo true...a friend wanted to go bowling..it took me 30 mins to find a pair of socks..LOL |
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