My grandma just sent this to me. So funny but almost all of them are true!
> You know you're a Floridian if...
>
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> § Socks are only for bowling.
>
> § You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in
> five minutes.
>
> § A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store,
> but everything to do with shade.
>
> § Your winter coat is made of denim.
>
> § You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
>
> § You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.
>
> § Anything under 70 is chilly.
>
> § You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.
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> § You could swim before you could read.
>
> § You have to drive north to get to The South.
>
> § You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
>
> § Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.
>
> § You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before
> it got dark.
>
> § You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up
> for.
>
> § You dread love bug season.
>
> § You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't
> Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances but Charley, Frances , Ivan and
> Jeanne.
>
> § You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.
>
> § You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.
>
> § You were twelve before you ever saw snow, or you still haven't.
>
> § 'Down South' means Key West.
>
> § You think New Jersey driver's licenses should only be valid in New
> Jersey.
>
> § Flip-flops are everyday wear.
>
> § Shoes are for business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip
> flops to church before.
>
> § Sweet tea can be served at any meal.
>
> § An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.
>
> § You smirk when a game show's 'Grand Prize' is a trip or cruise to
> Florida.
>
> § You measure distance in minutes.
>
> § You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
>
> § You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
>
> § A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
>
> § You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent.
>
> § You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love bug
> season, tourist season, and summer.
>
> § It's not soda, cola, or pop. it's coke, regardless of brand or flavor,
> 'What kinda coke you want?'
>
> § Anything under 95 is just warm.
>
> § You've hosted a hurricane party.
>
> § You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the
> best rides. (Space Mountain during the Electric Light Parade!)
>
> § You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.
>
> § You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Ichnatucknee ,Withlacoochee
> and Micanopy.
>
> § You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have
> a boat yourself.
>
> § Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish,
> NRA, NASCAR, Go Gators, and a Confederate flag.
>
> § You were 5 before you realized they made houses without pools.
>
> § You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.
>
> § You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.
>
> § You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba.'
>
> § You will not only forward this, but you actually understand it!!