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Roccosmommy · 01-09-2012, 09:17 AM

**********Match.com - 'Newbie' ************

My name is Thor, and I am looking for my furever girl. I am shy at first, but I don't pee submissively. I live with my mom, who can be a bit overprotective, but she has taken precautions so that I will not love on you inappropriately. She will not allow me on a date outside of the yard, and will need to meet your mom before we can socialize (a little embarassing). What you see is what you get - I am a hopeless romantic at heart and would love to spend afternoons romping in my enclosed yard and sharing kibble and kisses with the right girl. If you love bully sticks and watching old movies, contact my mom at quicksilver@yorkietalk.com .

Roccosmommy · 01-09-2012, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

This week's CrimeStopper's photo comes from the San Francisco Police Department. It was left at a crime scene as a slap in the face to the SWAT team that thought they were closing in on him.

WANTED: The SFPD is offering a $5,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the nation's first "dog burglar." This seemingly innocent Yorkshire terrier is suspected of stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars in jewerly from rich Northern Californians.

Detectives say they believe the dog is working in tandem with its owner, but they are quick to point out that they think the dog is the brains of the outfit. "Look at that taunting grin on that dog's face! Those whimsical eyes! He's obviously running the show!"

Although thefts have declined in recent months, detectives are working a connection with similar burglaries in New York.

If you've seen this dog, perhaps accompanied by a dull-looking owner, call 1-800-Quicksilver. Oh, wait, that number's taken by an escort service! Call 1-800-AlaskaBound.

peachbongi · 01-09-2012, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

This week's CrimeStopper's photo comes from the San Francisco Police Department. It was left at a crime scene as a slap in the face to the SWAT team that thought they were closing in on him.

WANTED: The SFPD is offering a $5,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the nation's first "dog burglar." This seemingly innocent Yorkshire terrier is suspected of stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars in jewerly from rich Northern Californians.

Detectives say they believe the dog is working in tandem with its owner, but they are quick to point out that they think the dog is the brains of the outfit. "Look at that taunting grin on that dog's face! Those whimsical eyes! He's obviously running the show!"

Although thefts have declined in recent months, detectives are working a connection with similar burglaries in New York.

If you've seen this dog, perhaps accompanied by a dull-looking owner, call 1-800-Quicksilver. Oh, wait, that number's taken by an escort service! Call 1-800-AlaskaBound.

peachbongi · 01-09-2012, 10:26 AM

Thor to himself: "Shh! Don't move! Be very very still...there's chocolate behind me. Mommy said Chocolate can kill a dog if he's not careful."

QuickSilver · 01-09-2012, 10:37 AM

These are all hilarious!!

Please be warned: anyone who states, implies, or laughs at comments that I am "slow" or a lady of disrepute will be DISQUALIFIED.

Bitsy · 01-09-2012, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by peachbongi

Thor to himself: "Shh! Don't move! Be very very still...there's chocolate behind me. Mommy said Chocolate can kill a dog if he's not careful."

That's a great one!!

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Originally Posted by QuickSilver

These are all hilarious!!

Please be warned: anyone who states, implies, or laughs at comments that I am "slow" or a lady of disrepute will be DISQUALIFIED.

Uh-oh....please disregard my previous post!! However, I did say I was MAD

at him for MAKING me laugh!

alaskayorkie · 01-09-2012, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by QuickSilver

These are all hilarious!!

Please be warned: anyone who states, implies, or laughs at comments that I am "slow" or a lady of disrepute will be DISQUALIFIED.

Threats aren't allowed on the caption thread!

concretegurl · 01-09-2012, 12:56 PM

Thor:

"Dearest Chloe,
I have seen both your movies. I am a loyal fan! I had my mommy buy you a necklace and some doggy friendly treats in a heart shaped box. I know you just had a litter with Papi...but since you are such a high class Beverly Hills Chihuahua, a Yorkie guy is way more in your league. In order to claim your gifts you will need to come to The Bay and meet me and my mommy for a day at one of our wonderful dog parks, and we've already made dog friendly in your league accommodations to stay @ Harbor Court Hotel. Please ignore any online slander you read about it from a crazy Alaska who has a roughneck timber-wolf scaring, moose-chasing girl named Jillie (Jillie scare the willie out of everyone) so unlike you my delicate Chloe.

Your loving fan, Thor"
"P.S. I enclosed a head shot of myself and your gifts"

Okay that's what I've got in the 5 minutes baby gave me-I'm loving this thread getting such a laugh out of everyone's replies (even the rude slanderous ones...lies and slander...but oh so funny!!!)

dawn27 · 01-09-2012, 01:31 PM

Yorkei Tails . . . Headline reads as follows:

Most Eligible Sire arrives in style

Front page news. . . After arriving in a stretch limo, Thor who is one of the most eligible and admired sires in San Francisco CA. was seen here in his tux at this years annual Most Eligible Sire, Valentines Day auction. The auction is well know among Yorkie Talks elite and is known to generates a frenzy among the dams. Thor is highly recognized for being a ladies man and todays bids are expected to bring in hundreds of dollars that will go to various cheritys around San Francisco.

When asked if he would ever consider settling down? Thor answered: " to do so would be to take away from the charities that are near and dear to my heart and of course the ladies would be un consolable if I were to limit myself to just one special dam."

dawn27 · 01-09-2012, 01:50 PM

Single male Yorkie looking for single female Yorkie to spend Valentines day with. Must be flea free, have own leash and love a hairy mate/date. The night will be full of tricks, treats, a good deal of sniffing and several awkward moments.

Any takers?

Bitsy · 01-09-2012, 02:16 PM

ABC goes to the dogs...literally! The next Bachelor has been announced: Thor!

QuickSilver · 01-09-2012, 02:39 PM

I can't believe how many great captions there are. And it's only Monday afternoon.

alaskayorkie · 01-09-2012, 05:15 PM

Thor's owner was shocked to find that he'd secretly been selling his doggie toys to afford an expensive pearl necklace for Jillie, his snow princess and the love of his life.

Cha Cha · 01-10-2012, 07:34 AM

New guy in town. Jus lookin for love. Lots to offer. Call/text. Will be descrete.

---

Good dog in prison wants pen pal. Got goods to share. See pic. No police dogs or specialized sniffers.

disclaimer: Got a kick out of the "good guy in prison" on craigslist. Had to share....

QuickSilver · 01-11-2012, 11:14 PM

I feel greedy asking for more captions when so many terrific ones have been submitted... but I want MORE! MORE FUNNIES! MORE, MORE, MORE!

01-09-2012, 09:17 AM	#16
Roccosmommy Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 1,293	**********Match.com - 'Newbie' ********** My name is Thor, and I am looking for my furever girl. I am shy at first, but I don't pee submissively. I live with my mom, who can be a bit overprotective, but she has taken precautions so that I will not love on you inappropriately. She will not allow me on a date outside of the yard, and will need to meet your mom before we can socialize (a little embarassing). What you see is what you get - I am a hopeless romantic at heart and would love to spend afternoons romping in my enclosed yard and sharing kibble and kisses with the right girl. If you love bully sticks and watching old movies, contact my mom at quicksilver@yorkietalk.com . __________________ "The little furry buggers are just deep, deep wells you throw all your emotions into." ~ Bruce Schimmel**

01-09-2012, 10:26 AM	#19
peachbongi Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 1,926	Thor to himself: "Shh! Don't move! Be very very still...there's chocolate behind me. Mommy said Chocolate can kill a dog if he's not careful." __________________ Handmade Sweaters The Princess Paw on FB Fergie & Tink

01-09-2012, 10:37 AM	#20
QuickSilver Thor's Human Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 5,929 Blog Entries: 31	These are all hilarious!! Please be warned: anyone who states, implies, or laughs at comments that I am "slow" or a lady of disrepute will be DISQUALIFIED. __________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger.

01-09-2012, 12:56 PM	#23
concretegurl Between♥Suspensions Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Vaissades Posts: 7,979	Thor: "Dearest Chloe, I have seen both your movies. I am a loyal fan! I had my mommy buy you a necklace and some doggy friendly treats in a heart shaped box. I know you just had a litter with Papi...but since you are such a high class Beverly Hills Chihuahua, a Yorkie guy is way more in your league. In order to claim your gifts you will need to come to The Bay and meet me and my mommy for a day at one of our wonderful dog parks, and we've already made dog friendly in your league accommodations to stay @ Harbor Court Hotel. Please ignore any online slander you read about it from a crazy Alaska who has a roughneck timber-wolf scaring, moose-chasing girl named Jillie (Jillie scare the willie out of everyone) so unlike you my delicate Chloe. Your loving fan, Thor" "P.S. I enclosed a head shot of myself and your gifts" Okay that's what I've got in the 5 minutes baby gave me-I'm loving this thread getting such a laugh out of everyone's replies (even the rude slanderous ones...lies and slander...but oh so funny!!!) __________________ Shan & 8 kids now! Last edited by concretegurl; 01-09-2012 at 12:58 PM.

01-09-2012, 01:31 PM	#24
dawn27 2+2=4 X the Love ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Bean Town Ohio Posts: 9,456 Blog Entries: 1	Yorkei Tails . . . Headline reads as follows: Most Eligible Sire arrives in style Front page news. . . After arriving in a stretch limo, Thor who is one of the most eligible and admired sires in San Francisco CA. was seen here in his tux at this years annual Most Eligible Sire, Valentines Day auction. The auction is well know among Yorkie Talks elite and is known to generates a frenzy among the dams. Thor is highly recognized for being a ladies man and todays bids are expected to bring in hundreds of dollars that will go to various cheritys around San Francisco. When asked if he would ever consider settling down? Thor answered: " to do so would be to take away from the charities that are near and dear to my heart and of course the ladies would be un consolable if I were to limit myself to just one special dam." __________________ Mommy to: Quincy, & Ruby Bella / Miah & Brandi Gone but Never Forgotten Visit: Bella Dawns for all of your Custom Pet Wear needs. Last edited by dawn27; 01-09-2012 at 01:33 PM.

01-09-2012, 01:50 PM	#25
dawn27 2+2=4 X the Love ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Bean Town Ohio Posts: 9,456 Blog Entries: 1	Single male Yorkie looking for single female Yorkie to spend Valentines day with. Must be flea free, have own leash and love a hairy mate/date. The night will be full of tricks, treats, a good deal of sniffing and several awkward moments. Any takers? __________________ Mommy to: Quincy, & Ruby Bella / Miah & Brandi Gone but Never Forgotten Visit: Bella Dawns for all of your Custom Pet Wear needs.

01-09-2012, 02:16 PM	#26
Bitsy Ultimate Banner! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: US Posts: 6,122	ABC goes to the dogs...literally! The next Bachelor has been announced: Thor! __________________ Bitsy loves Sophia and Peyton

01-09-2012, 02:39 PM	#27
QuickSilver Thor's Human Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 5,929 Blog Entries: 31	I can't believe how many great captions there are. And it's only Monday afternoon. __________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger.

01-09-2012, 05:15 PM	#28
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	Thor's owner was shocked to find that he'd secretly been selling his doggie toys to afford an expensive pearl necklace for Jillie, his snow princess and the love of his life. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

01-10-2012, 07:34 AM	#29
Cha Cha Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Where the deer and the antelope play Posts: 7,069	New guy in town. Jus lookin for love. Lots to offer. Call/text. Will be descrete. --- Good dog in prison wants pen pal. Got goods to share. See pic. No police dogs or specialized sniffers. disclaimer: Got a kick out of the "good guy in prison" on craigslist. Had to share.... __________________ Shelly and the girls Moka Mylee

01-11-2012, 11:14 PM	#30
QuickSilver Thor's Human Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 5,929 Blog Entries: 31	I feel greedy asking for more captions when so many terrific ones have been submitted... but I want MORE! MORE FUNNIES! MORE, MORE, MORE! __________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger.