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concretegurl · 01-09-2012, 12:56 PM

Thor:

"Dearest Chloe,
I have seen both your movies. I am a loyal fan! I had my mommy buy you a necklace and some doggy friendly treats in a heart shaped box. I know you just had a litter with Papi...but since you are such a high class Beverly Hills Chihuahua, a Yorkie guy is way more in your league. In order to claim your gifts you will need to come to The Bay and meet me and my mommy for a day at one of our wonderful dog parks, and we've already made dog friendly in your league accommodations to stay @ Harbor Court Hotel. Please ignore any online slander you read about it from a crazy Alaska who has a roughneck timber-wolf scaring, moose-chasing girl named Jillie (Jillie scare the willie out of everyone) so unlike you my delicate Chloe.

Your loving fan, Thor"
"P.S. I enclosed a head shot of myself and your gifts"

Okay that's what I've got in the 5 minutes baby gave me-I'm loving this thread getting such a laugh out of everyone's replies (even the rude slanderous ones...lies and slander...but oh so funny!!!)

01-09-2012, 12:56 PM	#23
concretegurl Between♥Suspensions Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Vaissades Posts: 7,979	Thor: "Dearest Chloe, I have seen both your movies. I am a loyal fan! I had my mommy buy you a necklace and some doggy friendly treats in a heart shaped box. I know you just had a litter with Papi...but since you are such a high class Beverly Hills Chihuahua, a Yorkie guy is way more in your league. In order to claim your gifts you will need to come to The Bay and meet me and my mommy for a day at one of our wonderful dog parks, and we've already made dog friendly in your league accommodations to stay @ Harbor Court Hotel. Please ignore any online slander you read about it from a crazy Alaska who has a roughneck timber-wolf scaring, moose-chasing girl named Jillie (Jillie scare the willie out of everyone) so unlike you my delicate Chloe. Your loving fan, Thor" "P.S. I enclosed a head shot of myself and your gifts" Okay that's what I've got in the 5 minutes baby gave me-I'm loving this thread getting such a laugh out of everyone's replies (even the rude slanderous ones...lies and slander...but oh so funny!!!) __________________ Shan & 8 kids now! Last edited by concretegurl; 01-09-2012 at 12:58 PM.