Thread killer....

[Tink's Mom]

da da da wo wo wo wo da da wo wo wo wo ma ma wo wo wo wo wa way

[Tink's Mom]

and last but not least,
sa sa sa saaay, ma ma ma maaay, la la la laaay, wa wa wa waaayeeeee oh yeah

[Tink's Mom]

Dearest darling little thread,
This is one of your many mothers speaking to you from the distant land of Wisconsin, commonly known as the "frozen tundra".Howerever for your information, today it was in the 30s and we didn't know how to act.

[Tink's Mom]

Well, mommy wants you to know that we love you very muich and we don't want anything to happen to you. You must be good and obey your mommies and eat all the food they bring you so you can grow up to be a big strong thread and tackle the written word as we understand it today.

While the written word that we feed you daily may seem to some like fluff and chaff in the wind, believe me, it is our very soul, our being, the stuff we are made of (uh huh!). So enjoy the word little thread. Feast on it's offering and grow, grow, grow. Make us proud!

Whew, I'm exhausted.

[Tink's Mom]

Ok, that noise I've been hearing for a while is my teapot boiling away. Dang. Now I have to start all over again. I hate boiled water for tea.
BRB.

[Tink's Mom]

Ok, fresh cold water in the pot.

[Tink's Mom]

Your little sister, Tinkerbelle is sleeping in her crate in the dining room, because she won't stop barking and the neighbors pounded on the floor.

Just so you know how I feel about barking. It is an abomination unto humanity, me in particular.

We have tried the spray bottle, yelling, pleading, the clicker, treats, ignoring her and now segregating her from the rest of the world.

Segregation works. So that will be the method of training until I find something better to try.

[Tink's Mom]

Little thread, just so you don't think I've lost my focus here - I did join this forum to talk about and learn about Yorkies. And I am. Talking and learning. Alot of talking and learning. Without this forum, I would be nuts by now or bald. Probably a blithering idiot.

Then there is this thread that I have decided is my salvation. There are many other lovely people who come to this thread to vent, laugh, inform, teach, rant, scold, blither, and many other descriptive verbs that I'm too tired to think of right now. I love this thread. I've made many friends on this thread. I've learned so much about people and doggies on this thread.

[Tink's Mom]

You see, this thread quotes and references many, many, many other threads in this forum that are aids to all of us. So, little thread, see how invaluable you are? You are our lifeline. If we stop feeding you, we will wilt away and slide into the pool of YT nothingness. So, we will continue keeping you alive.

We will not allow you to be murdered. Murder is a capital offense punishable by death or life imprisonment. The food is not good and there is no pecan pie in prison.

We love you little thread.

[Tink's Mom]

OK, water's steaming.

[Tink's Mom]

Tea is steeping.

[Tink's Mom]

Uh oh, Tink is barking. Segregation is not working. Now what do I try. Duct tape? Is there black duct tape so it will blend with her fur? We must make the fashion statement you know. I suppose I could color it whith a black market. But the smell - ewww.

[Tink's Mom]

By the way thread. Tink lost her third tooth today. I saw it hanging on the side of her mouth, so I reached over and took it off. If I put them under her pilow, will the tooth fairy come?

[Tink's Mom]

Going to get the tea.

[Tink's Mom]

Ok, drinking tea. Took a little detour to check out some other threads: Bushy Creek, some carriers, a peein on the rug thread. One more hour to go.