A thread for Rhonda & Deb to go "Off Topic"

[rrosenberry]

Cute Joke/email for ya~

>
> I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
>
> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
>
> He stopped and looked at me then asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink
beer or wine?"
>
> "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
>
> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
>
> I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very
> unhealthy!"
>
> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
> sailing,hiking, or bicycling?"
> "No, I don't," I said.
> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of
sex?"
>
> No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
>
> He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a s**t"?

[hle_625]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Cute Joke/email for ya~

>
> I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
>
> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
>
> He stopped and looked at me then asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink
beer or wine?"
>
> "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
>
> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
>
> I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very
> unhealthy!"
>
> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
> sailing,hiking, or bicycling?"
> "No, I don't," I said.
> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of
sex?"
>
> No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
>
> He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a s**t"?

LMAO! What a boring life that would be!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by mustangbee

Oh we have one here,
They did that last year.
I just haoppen to be there
What a long line!!!!! Good thing I didn't want ice cream!!!
It's so funny, some people will stand in a long line just to get
a free 2.00 cone!! Not me, I won't, I have better things to do with my time
So if I'm missing for 3 hours today, you all know where I am!

We'll keep an eye out for ya. The ball staduim here does a 25¢ promotion for hot dogs and drinks. People are lined up for hours for a hot dog that tastes like it should cost 25¢. Don't worry...the staduim's not losing ....beer's are still $18.50

Ben and Jerry's is sold in our grocery store....I can buy a whole gallon...and no waiting

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Cute Joke/email for ya~

>
> I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
>
> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
>
> He stopped and looked at me then asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink
beer or wine?"
>
> "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
>
> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
>
> I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very
> unhealthy!"
>
> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
> sailing,hiking, or bicycling?"
> "No, I don't," I said.
> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of
sex?"
>
> No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
>
> He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a s**t"?

Should'd asked...do ya sit on your a$$, eatin' a high fat meal, chased with an adult beverage while posting on Yorkie Talk????

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Should'd asked...do ya sit on your a$$, eatin' a high fat meal, chased with an adult beverage while posting on Yorkie Talk????

You saw me?!

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

We'll keep an eye out for ya. The ball staduim here does a 25¢ promotion for hot dogs and drinks. People are lined up for hours for a hot dog that tastes like it should cost 25¢. Don't worry...the staduim's not losing ....beer's are still $18.50

Ben and Jerry's is sold in our grocery store....I can buy a whole gallon...and no waiting

LOL
Every time I see a long line I just laugh.
I guess some people have way too much free time.

They had a hot dog sale in the Mall parking lot,
50¢ for a hot dog!!!
The line was really short, hmmmmmm Do you think it was because their
hot dogs were white????? I have never seen a white hot dog, that is untill we looked on the ground, they were everywhere
See you really do get what you pay for!

[teri88]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Don't start nufin' you can't finish......

Kung Fu Kitty at the ready.....

Bring it on girlfriend! The last time I was working from home and it was a slow day look what happend to Mike! Skerred him real good, I did. Now he is in therepy and it's all my fault. With a little help from my friends.

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by teri88

Bring it on girlfriend! The last time I was working from home and it was a slow day look what happend to Mike! Skerred him real good, I did. Now he is in therepy and it's all my fault. With a little help from my friends.

LOL
Oh no Teri!!!
Look what you started!!!!!

[teri88]

Originally Posted by mustangbee

LOL
Oh no Teri!!!
Look what you started!!!!!

What I started? Huh, it was Deb, not me.

[hle_625]

Oh great right in the middle of a cat fight

[teri88]

The funniest thing just happened. Sherry Lynn had posted a picture of herself and her husband and Villette said he was hot. Well, I met him and he is totally hot! So I posted saying that and the second I hit post a PM popped up from Sherry Lynn. My first thought was OMG how did she read that so fast? I figured she was PMing me to back off of her man! Then when I read it she was just telling me she was posting pictures from when she visited last week! Guilty conscience, or what?

So, this leads me to throw out a question to y'all. If you had a hubby who was a total hotty would you want other woman to admire him or would you totally want them to back off? (I'm just talking looking here)

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by mustangbee

LOL
Do you think it was because their
hot dogs were white????? I have never seen a white hot dog, that is untill we looked on the ground, they were everywhere
See you really do get what you pay for!

Albino hot dogs are very very rare. When we were kids, my mother used to boil hot dogs for baby bro...you know the ones made with red dye #5?!?!? The water use to turn pink

She also bought a new fangled hot dogger hot dog cooker. You put these electric prongs in the end of the hot dogs to heat them up (essentially electrocuting the hot dogs)... they tasted like electricity. The inventor of the hot dogger had one other invention to his credit....the electric chair

Look a ...threw that in for BM....
The gas station down the street has a "gas" sale on Tuesdays. It's 10¢ less a gallon...cars are lined up down the road for that "sale" gas. Because I use the math my teacher told me I would....did the math....most of those people are only saving $2.00....which they burnt up waiting in the dang line

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by teri88

What I started? Huh, it was Deb, not me.

Watch it, sista, you don't want a visit from the Cat Squad.....
Heather, Gina, Louise Louise, and Rhonda

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by teri88

So, this leads me to throw out a question to y'all. If you had a hubby who was a total hotty would you want other woman to admire him or would you totally want them to back off? (I'm just talking looking here)

Honey that man's married to a hottie himself...wha' chew talkin' 'bout???

This is the way I see it....don't matter where ya get your appetite...long as you eat your meals at home

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by teri88

The funniest thing just happened. Sherry Lynn had posted a picture of herself and her husband and Villette said he was hot. Well, I met him and he is totally hot! So I posted saying that and the second I hit post a PM popped up from Sherry Lynn. My first thought was OMG how did she read that so fast? I figured she was PMing me to back off of her man! Then when I read it she was just telling me she was posting pictures from when she visited last week! Guilty conscience, or what?

So, this leads me to throw out a question to y'all. If you had a hubby who was a total hotty would you want other woman to admire him or would you totally want them to back off? (I'm just talking looking here)

LOL!!!
The last time we posted pictures, no one said my husband was hot!
So I guess I have nothing to worry about. Now my boys.... hmmmm
they are good looking kids if I do say myself! Nick didn't have a girlfriend in High School, he said there were too many babes out there to pick just one!
LOL, I remember one Valentines Day he was off to school with lots of flowers and candy, he had one big bear. I asked him who the bear was for, he said I don't know yet, but I guess she's the lucky one!