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Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Cute Joke/email for ya~

>
> I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
>
> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
>
> He stopped and looked at me then asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink
beer or wine?"
>
> "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
>
> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
>
> I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very
> unhealthy!"
>
> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
> sailing,hiking, or bicycling?"
> "No, I don't," I said.
> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of
sex?"
>
> No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
>
> He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a s**t"?

LMAO! What a boring life that would be!