A thread for Rhonda & Deb to go "Off Topic"

[sneri13]

I'm back. Pick up my daughter at school and watch this idiot mother driving thru parking lot. She cuts off this guy to get a parking space. Backs up without even looking, right into a dumpster. Almost peed my pants laughing so hard. She broke her back window and smashed the back of her minivan door. She get's out all pissed like it the other guys fault. Served her right.

[sneri13]

Originally Posted by mustangbee

Son just called, Mom I know you're on YT, but can you check this web site and see who's going to be at a concert for me. LOL, he's in Disneyland, my guess is in a really long line.
So I check, really weird names, hmmmmm what ever happen to names like Fleetwood Mac & Heart

Anyway, I ask him do you want me to get the tickets too. Yep, opened my big mouth, 200 bucks later, I get Thanks Mom, you're the best.
Good thing he's going to be a Doctor, he can take care of me when I'm old.

what a good Mommie you are.

So what infraction did you commit with UPS and customs????

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by sneri13

I'm back. Pick up my daughter at school and watch this idiot mother driving thru parking lot. She cuts off this guy to get a parking space. Backs up without even looking, right into a dumpster. Almost peed my pants laughing so hard. She broke her back window and smashed the back of her minivan door. She get's out all pissed like it the other guys fault. Served her right.

Don't ya just love those people... " Who did that?! " You did you nit wit!
We had a customer once all po'ed about something here,and he slams the door goes out and peels out in reverse right into our sign ( big pole). He jumps out all huffin' and puffin' and walking in circles, I so wanted to go out and say " So ya want an estimate on that ? " He didn't come in, he left, of course burn't out in the parking lot, I was SOOO impressed.

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by sneri13

I'm back. Pick up my daughter at school and watch this idiot mother driving thru parking lot. She cuts off this guy to get a parking space. Backs up without even looking, right into a dumpster. Almost peed my pants laughing so hard. She broke her back window and smashed the back of her minivan door. She get's out all pissed like it the other guys fault. Served her right.

LOL, We had a mom at the school who was all mad over a spot she wanted.
She starts screaming out her window at the other Mom. Should have watched where she was going, ran right into a School Bus
Good thing no kids were on it yet. But her car sure was smashed up.
Didn't look like the Bus got one dent!!!!

[bchgirl]

Couple of words come to mind.....
neck rigor mortis and cantseecrapitis.

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Don't ya just love those people... " Who did that?! " You did you nit wit!
We had a customer once all po'ed about something here,and he slams the door goes out and peels out in reverse right into our sign ( big pole). He jumps out all huffin' and puffin' and walking in circles, I so wanted to go out and say " So ya want an estimate on that ? " He didn't come in, he left, of course burn't out in the parking lot, I was SOOO impressed.

LOL!!!!!
That would be sooooo funny if you asked!

[sneri13]

And WHY do they always get out and walk around in circles?? What are they trying to turn back time???? Some kind of chant, five circles to the left and it will fix it self.

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by sneri13

And WHY do they always get out and walk around in circles?? What are they trying to turn back time???? Some kind of chant, five circles to the left and it will fix it self.

Oh I know. I would have been so embarrased, I would not have gotten out at all! It was so funny.. I remember sitting at my desk watching him storm out,,and BOOM! Oop-y! LOL

Here's another one I see everyday,,someone pulls in the lot in their wrecked car for an estimate.. they get out and have to walk around and look at the damage,, as if, to make sure it's still there, maybe someone came and fixed it since the last time they saw it...??

[sneri13]

It must be accident day. I need to stay put for awhile. Boys just got home from school and ask me why all these cars are parked on the parkway bridge and one side is a parking lot. Other side no cars. Ok nosey had to go check it out. Really bad accident, helicopter was there, airlifting one guy. Call Hus, he has contract for Parkway.

The Parkway is THE major road in NJ... It takes you down the Shore.. It has a name. Garden State Parkway, but nobody calls it that. It must be a Jersey thing where you just chop off the beginning of everything and just use the end. Afterall I never heard anyone say I am going to Hampshire, or I live in York. But ask us where we live, JERSEY.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by sneri13

It must be accident day. I need to stay put for awhile. Boys just got home from school and ask me why all these cars are parked on the parkway bridge and one side is a parking lot. Other side no cars. Ok nosey had to go check it out. Really bad accident, helicopter was there, airlifting one guy. Call Hus, he has contract for Parkway.

The Parkway is THE major road in NJ... It takes you down the Shore.. It has a name. Garden State Parkway, but nobody calls it that. It must be a Jersey thing where you just chop off the beginning of everything and just use the end. Afterall I never heard anyone say I am going to Hampshire, or I live in York. But ask us where we live, JERSEY.

Thank you for that eye in the sky report, Sneri.

And everyone knows why you call it JERSEY...ain't nothing NEW in Jersey.

[sneri13]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Thank you for that eye in the sky report, Sneri.

And everyone knows why you call it JERSEY...ain't nothing NEW in Jersey.

HA HA, yep that's me the taffic reporter. Maybe I should change professions. And Rhonda can be the weather girl. Hey somebody has to do it. First time I saw rubber necking from a bridge though. Must be a first for everything.

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by sneri13

HA HA, yep that's me the taffic reporter. Maybe I should change professions. And Rhonda can be the weather girl. Hey somebody has to do it. First time I saw rubber necking from a bridge though. Must be a first for everything.

I'll take it! None of those NUDE weather reports though...

[sneri13]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

I'll take it! None of those NUDE weather reports though...

Hired, with clothes. THe only nekkid one around here is poor Ramsey because Deb makes her swim nekkid.

[sneri13]

look this poor thread is now being neglected by the Deb has 5000 ot thread. Just thought I better bring it back to the top again.

[bchgirl]

Ramsey says she ain't swimming with or without clothes. I can't wait to see her reaction when we get in the pool.