A thread for Rhonda & Deb to go "Off Topic"

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

OK...Gina's post reminded me of this. It is Disney Lingo...I found it online right after my son went to work down there and sent it to some family members....they swore my son wrote it because it sounds just like him...It is definitions of they really mean when they answer you with the first part.

1. “We are experiencing technical difficulties.” - Something bad just happened.
2. “At this time we will need to evacuate the line.” – Something really bad just happened.
3. “We should be operating again in about an hour.” – We have no idea how long it will be.
4. “Thank you.” – Go away.
5. “How many in your party?” – Are THEY with YOU?
6. “These 3-D glasses will impair your normal vision.” – They look stupid if you wear them outside, and we get in trouble if anyone sees you with them.
7. “Excuse us please.” – If you don’t move, a 1-ton cart will run over you.
8. “No flash photography please.” – It’s not worth taking pictures of.
9. “Rows 1 and 2.” – Go stand over there.
10. “We will have to hold our positions here for a few more minutes.” – The tram in front of ours is on fire, and if we move forward, we will be too.
11. “Everything is fine. There is nothing to worry about.” – Everything is not fine. There is plenty to worry about.
12. “This is a walkway only. I need you to keep moving.” – Beat it before I hit you with my flashlight.
13. “I need you to step out of the planter, please.” – What the $^@%*$# are you doing in there?!?!
14. “Yes, I do work here.” What tipped you off genius, the mouse nametag or the dorky costume?
15.“No, I’m sorry, Bugs Bunny is not a Disney character and therefore is not available for pictures in our park.” – You’re an idiot.
16. “I’m sorry the attraction did not meet with your expectations.” – Bite me.
17. “Please remain calm.” – It’s time to panic. You are all going to die.
18. “The nearest restrooms are right there.” – See that big sign right in front of your face that says RESTROOMS in bold letter? It’s right under that.
19. “The attraction is not open yet.” What did you think all those green and blue construction walls were up for? Decoration?
20. “I’m very sorry, but because your child does not meet the height requirement for this attraction, it would be unsafe for him to ride.” – As much as I’d like to see your little brat paralyzed, I would get in trouble if it happened. Now go bother somebody else.

Micheal Eisner just called....he wants a meeting with your son.

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Micheal Eisner just called....he wants a meeting with your son.

Too bad Michael Eisner isn't CEO of Disney anymore

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Hey BM...are ya still looking for puppy cut pictures for Bonnie? Check out Villette's Chanel in this thread. I love this cut. Trace's was very similar but I kept the hair on his body a little longer....1 inch to 1 1/2". Look at her...she is adorable.

http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/sho...anel+puppy+cut

Thanks for the link. I like that...I think I want the hair on the body longer also, I figure we can always cut more if it is too long. I may just have to take that pic in Thursday!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

Too bad Michael Eisner isn't CEO of Disney anymore

Well then maybe he wants your kid to jump ship with him

[mustangbee]

Son just came home, he said hey Mom, How do you cook an egg?
I just laughed, now his girlfriend is making it.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

Thanks for the link. I like that...I think I want the hair on the body longer also, I figure we can always cut more if it is too long. I may just have to take that pic in Thursday!

It may be just that Chanel is too stinkin' cute in that picture, but it is my favorite puppy cut picture. Trace more or less looked like a puppy....duh...his body hair was layered all over. It was super simple to maintain and he matted like crazy.

Ramsey's hair does not mat like Trace's, but she is still getting a puppy cut. Matter of fact...have found a mobile groomer I'm gonna try. I was happy with petsmart, but this would be way convenient. I've left a message, just waiting for the call back....cause Ramsey's getting a trim very shortly.

[Bonnie's Mom]

This is kinda related to #20 in my Disney post...son called Sunday night and said I saved a kids life today You did? What happened. He is working one of the rollercoasters and this little girl was hysterical because she was with her Mother and wanted to ride with her Dad in the car behind her. Son told them, you can't switch cars (don't ask me) but you can disembark and come back around for the next one and she can sit with him then, you do not have to wait through the line this time. That is what they want to do, so he proceeds to unlatch the safety bar, telling them to disembark the way they came on, which is the opposite side from where he is. He said the little girl bolted out his side and turned to run to her Dad, tripped and fell between the cars He said the last thing he remembers is her tripping, he doesn't remember lunging for her, but grabbed her by the elbow as she fell between the cars which was open underneath 10' above a concrete slab! He proceeded to pull her up and was in complete shock looking at her parents, and they looked at him and said...OK so which way do we go so we can come back to the ride!!!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by mustangbee

Son just came home, he said hey Mom, How do you cook an egg?
I just laughed, now his girlfriend is making it.

Gina's egg recipe...
IHOP


Wait a minute...you know how to cook hard boiled eggs...ya just learned this past Easter.

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

Thanks for the link. I like that...I think I want the hair on the body longer also, I figure we can always cut more if it is too long. I may just have to take that pic in Thursday!

I'd take the picture inand tell them that's the idea, just a little longer.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

This is kinda related to #20 in my Disney post...son called Sunday night and said I saved a kids life today You did? What happened. He is working one of the rollercoasters and this little girl was hysterical because she was with her Mother and wanted to ride with her Dad in the car behind her. Son told them, you can't switch cars (don't ask me) but you can disembark and come back around for the next one and she can sit with him then, you do not have to wait through the line this time. That is what they want to do, so he proceeds to unlatch the safety bar, telling them to disembark the way they came on, which is the opposite side from where he is. He said the little girl bolted out his side and turned to run to her Dad, tripped and fell between the cars He said the last thing he remembers is her tripping, he doesn't remember lunging for her, but grabbed her by the elbow as she fell between the cars which was open underneath 10' above a concrete slab! He proceeded to pull her up and was in complete shock looking at her parents, and they looked at him and said...OK so which way do we go so we can come back to the ride!!!

I see stoopid parents too. Quick thinkin' son...good job!

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

This is kinda related to #20 in my Disney post...son called Sunday night and said I saved a kids life today You did? What happened. He is working one of the rollercoasters and this little girl was hysterical because she was with her Mother and wanted to ride with her Dad in the car behind her. Son told them, you can't switch cars (don't ask me) but you can disembark and come back around for the next one and she can sit with him then, you do not have to wait through the line this time. That is what they want to do, so he proceeds to unlatch the safety bar, telling them to disembark the way they came on, which is the opposite side from where he is. He said the little girl bolted out his side and turned to run to her Dad, tripped and fell between the cars He said the last thing he remembers is her tripping, he doesn't remember lunging for her, but grabbed her by the elbow as she fell between the cars which was open underneath 10' above a concrete slab! He proceeded to pull her up and was in complete shock looking at her parents, and they looked at him and said...OK so which way do we go so we can come back to the ride!!!

Oh yea, Thanks for saving my kid!!!!
HELLO!!!!!
Fast thinking son you got there,
Parents need a good slap upside the head!
Some people!

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Gina's egg recipe...
IHOP


Wait a minute...you know how to cook hard boiled eggs...ya just learned this past Easter.

Yea I did! You start with cold water!
Sure hope I remember the rest next Easter

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by mustangbee

Oh yea, Thanks for saving my kid!!!!
HELLO!!!!!
Fast thinking son you got there,
Parents need a good slap upside the head!
Some people!

Makes you wonder??? Also, why would you force a child to ride a ride they were obviously scared to death of.....isn't that why you go to Disney is so your kids will have a good time???

[rrosenberry]

Ok checking account is balanced,,no thanks to you Deb!

[teri88]

Hey you guys, I was looking for a picture of Tucker, and found this picture on my computer. Megan must have it saved it only says "yorkie face" This girl is gorgeous! Is she someone on here's baby?