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Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

OK...Gina's post reminded me of this. It is Disney Lingo...I found it online right after my son went to work down there and sent it to some family members....they swore my son wrote it because it sounds just like him...It is definitions of they really mean when they answer you with the first part.

1. “We are experiencing technical difficulties.” - Something bad just happened.
2. “At this time we will need to evacuate the line.” – Something really bad just happened.
3. “We should be operating again in about an hour.” – We have no idea how long it will be.
4. “Thank you.” – Go away.
5. “How many in your party?” – Are THEY with YOU?
6. “These 3-D glasses will impair your normal vision.” – They look stupid if you wear them outside, and we get in trouble if anyone sees you with them.
7. “Excuse us please.” – If you don’t move, a 1-ton cart will run over you.
8. “No flash photography please.” – It’s not worth taking pictures of.
9. “Rows 1 and 2.” – Go stand over there.
10. “We will have to hold our positions here for a few more minutes.” – The tram in front of ours is on fire, and if we move forward, we will be too.
11. “Everything is fine. There is nothing to worry about.” – Everything is not fine. There is plenty to worry about.
12. “This is a walkway only. I need you to keep moving.” – Beat it before I hit you with my flashlight.
13. “I need you to step out of the planter, please.” – What the $^@%*$# are you doing in there?!?!
14. “Yes, I do work here.” What tipped you off genius, the mouse nametag or the dorky costume?
15.“No, I’m sorry, Bugs Bunny is not a Disney character and therefore is not available for pictures in our park.” – You’re an idiot.
16. “I’m sorry the attraction did not meet with your expectations.” – Bite me.
17. “Please remain calm.” – It’s time to panic. You are all going to die.
18. “The nearest restrooms are right there.” – See that big sign right in front of your face that says RESTROOMS in bold letter? It’s right under that.
19. “The attraction is not open yet.” What did you think all those green and blue construction walls were up for? Decoration?
20. “I’m very sorry, but because your child does not meet the height requirement for this attraction, it would be unsafe for him to ride.” – As much as I’d like to see your little brat paralyzed, I would get in trouble if it happened. Now go bother somebody else.

Micheal Eisner just called....he wants a meeting with your son.