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Bonnie's Mom · 03-31-2006, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by teri88

Mornin' I got a cute email this morning, too.

"My husband was fed up with my mood swings, so he bought me mood ring in order to monitor how I was feeling. We discovered that when I am in a really good mood, it turns green. When I am in a really bad mood it causes a big red bump on his forehead. Next time he should buy me diamonds"

Hee Hee...I like that one!!

rrosenberry · 03-31-2006, 07:20 AM

Tryin' to distract me huh?! Bonnies mom... lol

Bonnie's Mom · 03-31-2006, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Tryin' to distract me huh?! Bonnies mom... lol

Who....moi?

rrosenberry · 03-31-2006, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

Who....moi?

It worked...

Bonnie's Mom · 03-31-2006, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by rrosenberry

It worked...

It looks like SimonandHallie

has come to save us from the mean Adam! Do you think she has an alarm in her house that alerts her to trouble

on YT so can come to the rescue??

mustangbee · 03-31-2006, 08:04 AM

Good Morning!!!!

Hey, I got a funny e-mail today too.

The Woman's Survival Kit
>
> At the first sign of hot flashes eat the RED one.
>
> Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression.
>
> The GREEN one calms your frustrations,
> when you want to be left alone.
>
> If you feel a headache coming on eat the PURPLE one.
>
> The BLUE one reduces bloating.
>
> You can eat the BROWN ones ANYTIME!!
>
> If all symptoms occur at the same time,
>
> Eat the WHOLE DAMN BAG!

Hey Teri diamonds are the best!!!! You should tell your husband the more you have the better your mood will always be.

teri88 · 03-31-2006, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by mustangbee

Good Morning!!!!

Hey Teri diamonds are the best!!!! You should tell your husband the more you have the better your mood will always be.

Ok, this will freak you out, it always freaks out my women friends: I don't like jewlery! I just hate to wear it. I don't like bracelets, earrings, necklaces....I only wear my wedding rings for special occassions. Just don't like the stuff. Hubby is very happy!

rrosenberry · 03-31-2006, 08:09 AM

Morning Gina!! Morning to all of you,, it's FRIDAY, and tomorrow is Spring Ahead, (time change) and April Fools Day!

KimMee's Mom · 03-31-2006, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Morning Gina!! Morning to all of you,, it's FRIDAY, and tomorrow is Spring Ahead, (time change) and April Fools Day!

boo hoo- I hate spring ahead. I love fall back!!!!!!!!! I am having all my kids over for dinner tomorrow for Easter cause Dad will be out of the country on Easter. I hope I ain't a fool for cooking for everyone instead of going out to eat.

Bonnie's Mom · 03-31-2006, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Morning Gina!! Morning to all of you,, it's FRIDAY, and tomorrow is Spring Ahead, (time change) and April Fools Day!

Soooooooooo...

do you think that we really aren't supposed to Spring Ahead?

Maybe it is just an April Fool's joke! Hmmmm!

hle_625 · 03-31-2006, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by rrosenberry

Morning Gina!! Morning to all of you,, it's FRIDAY, and tomorrow is Spring Ahead, (time change) and April Fools Day!

And tomorrow is the citywide garage sale here too!!! YAY!!!

KimMee's Mom · 03-31-2006, 08:17 AM

BBQ Etiquette

After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to
summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your
memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the
only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is
an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sa uces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed react ion, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

rrosenberry · 03-31-2006, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KimMee's Mom

BBQ Etiquette

After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to
summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your
memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the
only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is
an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sa uces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed react ion, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

Ain't that the truth!

Baileys_Momma · 03-31-2006, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KimMee's Mom

BBQ Etiquette

After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to
summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your
memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the
only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is
an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sa uces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed react ion, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

I LOVE IT!!! Thanks for sharing

mustangbee · 03-31-2006, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teri88

Ok, this will freak you out, it always freaks out my women friends: I don't like jewlery! I just hate to wear it. I don't like bracelets, earrings, necklaces....I only wear my wedding rings for special occassions. Just don't like the stuff. Hubby is very happy!

OH MY!!!!
That's a first!!!!!!
I love Diamonds!!!!

03-31-2006, 07:20 AM	#137
rrosenberry & Bailey & Bella Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,164	Tryin' to distract me huh?! Bonnies mom... lol __________________ Rhonda, Bailey, Josie and my angel Bella Rue' "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." ~Anatole France~

03-31-2006, 08:04 AM	#141
mustangbee Donating YT 9000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: North Carolina :) Posts: 10,616	Good Morning!!!! Hey, I got a funny e-mail today too. The Woman's Survival Kit > > At the first sign of hot flashes eat the RED one. > > Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression. > > The GREEN one calms your frustrations, > when you want to be left alone. > > If you feel a headache coming on eat the PURPLE one. > > The BLUE one reduces bloating. > > You can eat the BROWN ones ANYTIME!! > > If all symptoms occur at the same time, > > Eat the WHOLE DAMN BAG! Hey Teri diamonds are the best!!!! You should tell your husband the more you have the better your mood will always be. __________________ Friends are God's way of apologizing for our relatives. "Love & Support Our YT Members" Gina & Princess Member of the SSLS

03-31-2006, 08:09 AM	#143
rrosenberry & Bailey & Bella Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,164	Morning Gina!! Morning to all of you,, it's FRIDAY, and tomorrow is Spring Ahead, (time change) and April Fools Day! __________________ Rhonda, Bailey, Josie and my angel Bella Rue' "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." ~Anatole France~

03-31-2006, 08:17 AM	#147
KimMee's Mom Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: USA Posts: 1,857	ok - here's an email I got yesterday BBQ Etiquette After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sa uces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: 7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine..... 8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: 10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed react ion, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....