Last person to post in this thread wins!

[bWY39]

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

[Micah my love]

I win again..has anyone seen Brian or is he still at the hotel

[bWY39]

Originally Posted by Micah my love

I win again..has anyone seen Brian or is he still at the hotel

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I'm hiding under your bed

[horsnaround]

Lol which floor was Brian on. Hmmm

[bWY39]

Originally Posted by horsnaround

Lol which floor was Brian on. Hmmm

The top floor....I was the cleaner....lol

[JMuedog]

Originally Posted by bWY39

The top floor....I was the cleaner....lol

If I saw a hotel that said for women only, I'd run away! Can you imagine large groups of women staying together!

[bWY39]

Originally Posted by JMuedog

If I saw a hotel that said for women only, I'd run away! Can you imagine large groups of women staying together!

YES YES YES YES....OHHHHHHHHHH YES PLEASE........LOL

My imagination is running riot....lol

[bWY39]

Originally Posted by horsnaround

Lol which floor was Brian on. Hmmm

The one under Betty's bed....lol

[bWY39]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.


He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

[horsnaround]

good one Brian you have them all this morning And smart to be on the 5th floor you get all the ladies

[Kentuckyyorkie]

Good afternoon all!

[bWY39]

Originally Posted by Kentuckyyorkie

Good afternoon all!

Hi ....which floor are you on right now ????

[bWY39]

Am I still loing here |??????????

[alaskayorkie]

No, you're Brian. The Loing is a river in France.

I'm winning.

[bWY39]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."