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10-24-2008, 03:51 AM | #1 |
lovin my girls Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nottinghamshire, UK
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| Alternate Dictionary Definitions Riddles Part II Please PM me your answers so others can play too The following are alternate definitions for words, based on how the words sound. For example, "To drive by the docks" would result in "PASSPORT (Pass Port)". Can you guess the words described below? 1. What white bears see with 2. A car's memoirs 3. How judges get to a small island 4. To live long 5. How good a fibber one is 6. In favor of young men and women These are harder than the last lot but not too hard.
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10-24-2008, 02:36 PM | #2 |
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| ok, I asked for harder and you gave it to meI would probably be able to whip them off if I had words to choose from.....I'll be back. This will keep me busy for a while. Oh, not to highjack your thread, but I thought I'd share one of my favorite lists of alternate defenitions. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. 4 months
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10-24-2008, 02:56 PM | #3 | |
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| Quote:
I love those ones, things like that always give me a giggle. TFS them.
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10-25-2008, 09:38 AM | #4 |
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| AAAccck!! these are hard. I pm'd you but I just got the first 2. No guesses at all for the others. |
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