Alternate Dictionary Definitions Riddles Part II
 

Please PM me your answers so others can play too



The following are alternate definitions for words, based on how the words sound. For example, "To drive by the docks" would result in "PASSPORT (Pass Port)". Can you guess the words described below?

1. What white bears see with
2. A car's memoirs
3. How judges get to a small island
4. To live long
5. How good a fibber one is
6. In favor of young men and women



:confused::confused::confused::confused:

These are harder than the last lot but not too hard.

ok, I asked for harder and you gave it to me:rolleyes:I would probably be able to whip them off if I had words to choose from.....I'll be back. This will keep me busy for a while.

Oh, not to highjack your thread, but I thought I'd share one of my favorite lists of alternate defenitions.

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you
have gained.

Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after
you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddish expressions.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your
soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
4 months

Yep, when I saw these ones I thought they were hard but then remembered people saying they were too easy. I have one person who got them all right so far. If by tomorrow no one else has them then I'll post some hints on them... :p


:laugh: I love those ones, things like that always give me a giggle. TFS them. :D

AAAccck!! these are hard. I pm'd you but I just got the first 2. No guesses at all for the others. :(