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07-11-2007, 01:32 PM | #1 |
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| Why not? LOL An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?' At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'You try again.' |
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07-11-2007, 01:38 PM | #2 |
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| LOL that's too funny! Better than I thought it was going to be! I think I'd be wishing for a girl BTW-when is your little guy coming??? Still waiting to hear you've had him. Too bad his daddy isn't giving something like that! LOLOLOL Last edited by AMD; 07-11-2007 at 01:41 PM. |
07-11-2007, 01:59 PM | #3 |
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| That was GOOD!!! You made my day
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07-11-2007, 02:51 PM | #4 |
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| LOL. That was a good one. |
07-11-2007, 03:25 PM | #5 |
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| LOL, Good one
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07-11-2007, 03:27 PM | #6 |
and Bernie's mom too!" Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Pennsylvania
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| LOL, that was funny!
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07-11-2007, 03:40 PM | #7 |
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| rofl....love it!
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07-11-2007, 03:41 PM | #8 |
And the winner is... Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mississippi
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| hands down...it was funny!
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07-11-2007, 04:37 PM | #9 |
I love my lil wolf! ;) Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Washington
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| Hahaha! |
07-11-2007, 05:50 PM | #10 |
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| I dont know he need to hurry up and get here!.. I go friday to my OBGYN... so HOPEFULLY they can give me some idea on, now what... scent he will be almost a week past due....I just hope I dont have to wait till the end of July to induce.. I really really dont want to wait that long. |
07-11-2007, 11:20 PM | #11 |
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| Lol! Thats cute!
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07-11-2007, 11:22 PM | #12 |
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| Good One.Too cute! |
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