Why not? LOL
 

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she
has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the
mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy
kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'who
was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of
their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray
hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps
out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father,
mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning,
your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation but
I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for
your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a
Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse,
a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins,
they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you
suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained
silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and
tells him,

'You try again.'

LOL that's too funny! Better than I thought it was going to be! I think I'd be wishing for a girl :D

BTW-when is your little guy coming??? Still waiting to hear you've had him. Too bad his daddy isn't giving something like that! LOLOLOL

That was GOOD!!! You made my day :D

LOL. That was a good one.

LOL, Good one;)

LOL, that was funny!

rofl....love it!

hands down...it was funny!

Hahaha! :D

I dont know he need to hurry up and get here!.. I go friday to my OBGYN... so HOPEFULLY they can give me some idea on, now what... scent he will be almost a week past due....I just hope I dont have to wait till the end of July to induce.. I really really dont want to wait that long.

Lol! Thats cute! :D

Good One.Too cute!:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :)