|
Welcome to the YorkieTalk.com Forums Community - the community for Yorkshire Terriers. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. You will be able to chat with over 35,000 YorkieTalk members, read over 2,000,000 posted discussions, and view more than 15,000 Yorkie photos in the YorkieTalk Photo Gallery after you register. We would love to have you as a member! Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please click here to contact us. |
|
| LinkBack | Thread Tools |
05-23-2005, 03:50 PM | #1 |
BANNED! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Janesville WI
Posts: 2,483
| Letter to pets A Letter to Your Pets Dear Beloved Pets: The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I can not buy anything bigger than a king size waterbed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out to the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, bark, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years---canine or feline attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is to kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To return the kindness of your obedience, my dear pets, I have posted the following on the front door so visitors to our home know what the rules are here: Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like Complain About Our Pets 1. They live here. You don't! 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay of the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3 I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted children who are short, hairy, and walk on all fours. Although they don't speak clearly, they communicate extremely well, especially my cats. 5. Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called (this does not apply to cats), never drive your car, don’t hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don’t worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don’t wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college. Also, if they get pregnant, you can sell the children! |
Welcome Guest! | |
05-23-2005, 04:04 PM | #2 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Effingham, Illinois
Posts: 2,535
| I love this!
__________________ I'd rather be in Mexico! |
05-23-2005, 04:06 PM | #3 |
BANNED! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Janesville WI
Posts: 2,483
| I thought that you might all enjoy this. I got it in an email from a friend of mine. |
05-23-2005, 05:39 PM | #4 |
I Love My Monkeys! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV
Posts: 11,166
| Hahahahahah So true!!! |
05-23-2005, 05:41 PM | #5 |
Owned by Fred Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 1,352
| So true!! I read this before, but boy.. I crack up everytime I do read it!! |
05-24-2005, 02:38 AM | #6 |
Boppin' Bo! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Indiana
Posts: 2,719
| Thanks for sharing, I love the part about sticking tails and tongues out is nothing by sarcasm. Too funny!
__________________ ~~~ i yorkies ~~~ Cynthia Turbo and Suri! |
05-24-2005, 04:48 AM | #7 |
& Bailey & Bella Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio
Posts: 8,164
| thats cute...LOL at the " I must exit the same door I entered" haha... You'll see me again!!
__________________ Rhonda, Bailey, Josie and my angel Bella Rue' "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." ~Anatole France~ |
05-24-2005, 07:04 AM | #8 | |
Donating YT Addict Join Date: May 2005 Location: Skagen, Denmark
Posts: 769
| That was funny! Thank you! Quote:
__________________ Mette - proud mother of Kali - 6 lbs, born on March 18th 2004 Mare - 4 lbs, born on January 28th 2005 | |
05-24-2005, 08:10 AM | #9 |
and Tucker's too! Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Boston, MA
Posts: 2,134
| This is priceless! LOL
__________________ Jessica, Biddy, Tucker & Gertie |
05-24-2005, 12:01 PM | #10 |
Mommy's Little Angel Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Northern New Jersey
Posts: 1,496
| That is the best e-mail ever!!
__________________ **Brooke & Lily Mae (Maltipoo)** Mocha (12/23/04-6/25/05) |
05-24-2005, 02:30 PM | #11 |
Charmed by Sophie & Daisy Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: North Alabama
Posts: 593
| Thanks for sharing! That was precious and had me LOL. I'm off to pass it on to other Yorkie lovers! |
05-24-2005, 03:04 PM | #12 |
BANNED! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: North East Ohio
Posts: 1,297
| That was hilarious! Where do you get these things? LOL |
05-24-2005, 03:08 PM | #13 |
BANNED! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Janesville WI
Posts: 2,483
| A friend of mine sent it too me. I thought it was great so I had to share it. |
Bookmarks |
|
|
| |
|
|
SHOP NOW: Amazon :: eBay :: Buy.com :: Newegg :: PetStore :: Petco :: PetSmart