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03-03-2007, 09:58 AM | #1 |
YT Addict Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Snohomish, WA
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| This is so funny, I just had to share it...The Perfect Husband "The Perfect Husband" Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. I can hardly hear you.........are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. MAN: "Sure......go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked" MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?
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03-03-2007, 10:45 AM | #2 |
and Bernie's mom too!" Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Pennsylvania
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| Ha, ha, ha! That's really funny!
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03-03-2007, 01:35 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
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| Oh how funny! Thank you, I needed a laugh today |
03-03-2007, 02:12 PM | #4 |
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| LMBO!!! Thanks I loved it. |
03-03-2007, 02:28 PM | #5 |
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| haha that was good.. I actually choked on my spit
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03-03-2007, 05:49 PM | #6 |
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| I agree !!! The only perfect husband is NOT YOUR OWN !!!!
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03-04-2007, 08:09 AM | #7 |
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| That's a good one. I have several friends and we are always trying to out do each other on funny emails every morning. Let's see if they can top this one today. Thanks
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03-04-2007, 01:28 PM | #8 |
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| LMAO very funny!
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03-04-2007, 02:13 PM | #9 |
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03-05-2007, 01:23 PM | #11 |
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| hahahaha....good one!!!
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