This is so funny, I just had to share it...The Perfect Husband
 

"The Perfect Husband"

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. I can hardly hear you.........are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
MAN: "Sure......go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?

Ha, ha, ha! That's really funny!:D

Oh how funny! Thank you, I needed a laugh today :)

LMBO!!! Thanks I loved it.

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haha that was good.. I actually choked on my spit

I agree !!!
The only perfect husband is NOT YOUR OWN !!!!

That's a good one. I have several friends and we are always trying to out do each other on funny emails every morning. Let's see if they can top this one today. Thanks

LMAO very funny!

HAHAHAHA! That's great!

Oh My! That's hilarious!!! :laugh:

hahahaha....good one!!! :eyetearss