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02-13-2007, 01:51 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: GERMANY
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| Red-neck Valentine's Love Poem RED-NECK VALENTINE'S LOVE POEM Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have som'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack. Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'. despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, we go together like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odor, more useful than diamonds... IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!! |
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02-13-2007, 02:26 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: FL
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| Are you sure you live in Germany and not NW Florida? LOL! We got some good ol' boyz down this way that will get a kick outta that!
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02-13-2007, 02:32 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: GERMANY
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| LOL yup but I am not from Germany thou Tx Gal |
02-13-2007, 02:44 PM | #4 |
I Love My Lil' Punkin's Donating Member | OMG I LOVE IT! LMAO!! I loooove the part about the skunk, LOL TOO dang funny!! I am so e-mailing that to everyone I know from TX! They will CRACK up! My hubby is gonna just die LOL
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02-13-2007, 03:29 PM | #5 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| That is HILARIOUS!!!! Thanks for sharing!!! I am passing it on!!!
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02-14-2007, 07:03 AM | #6 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: LA
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| Uhhh, just a correction here. I'm from Louisiana, the heart of red-neck country. This is definitely "hillbilly". If it was red-neck, the valentine would be a new deer rifle, or better yet, a mounted deer head. |
02-14-2007, 07:08 AM | #7 |
Mommy To 3 Poochies Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New York
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| LOLOL!! hahahaha
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02-14-2007, 07:12 AM | #8 |
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| Thanks for sharing. I will pass it on. Carol & Buddy |
02-14-2007, 08:27 AM | #9 |
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| Fantastic!
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02-14-2007, 09:02 AM | #10 |
YT Addict Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Virginia
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| Omg! That is so funny! Sounds like my people
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02-14-2007, 04:20 PM | #11 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
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| Funny! Heck, I can relate to most of it! |
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