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bren · 02-08-2007, 07:31 AM

I have a Black Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of
Purina Dog Chow at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me
asked if I had a dog(?).....

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was
behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I had been poisoned by the food
and is that why I ended up in the hospital. I told her no; I'd been
sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.

I thought the checkout guy was going to die on the spot .

RLC12345678 · 02-08-2007, 07:45 AM

hahaha this is so funny! I've seen this before and it's too cute. I emailed this to my dog-loving friends. They will get a kick out of it.

MissLola · 02-08-2007, 07:53 AM

Too funny!

mommiemary · 02-08-2007, 08:22 AM

lol too funny

sassypup · 02-08-2007, 08:54 AM

OMG Brenda! That is hilarious! I wish I was there, I probably would have been on the floor laughing so hard!

Ivy Lucille · 02-08-2007, 09:10 AM

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL That is hilarious! Some people ask the dumbest questions! What a great comeback though! LOL

furby2000 · 02-08-2007, 01:41 PM

Thank you! This was by far my favorite thread of the day!!

CO_yorkie_momma · 02-08-2007, 08:31 PM

JESSY_RN2B · 02-08-2007, 08:35 PM

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

irreverentglow · 02-08-2007, 10:49 PM

Hilarious.. I couldn't have pulled that off though.

02-08-2007, 07:31 AM	#1
bren Slave to Max 'n Abbie Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 1,529	new diet I have a Black Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?)..... On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I had been poisoned by the food and is that why I ended up in the hospital. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me. I thought the checkout guy was going to die on the spot . __________________ Brenda, Max & Abbie

02-08-2007, 09:10 AM	#6
Ivy Lucille ♥♥beats @ my feet! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: PA Posts: 4,814	ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL That is hilarious! Some people ask the dumbest questions! What a great comeback though! LOL __________________ Jamie, Mom to Mayzie and Mozes

02-08-2007, 01:41 PM	#7
furby2000 Lil' Divas mom Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,337	Thank you! This was by far my favorite thread of the day!! __________________ Tiffany http://www.dogster.com/?447329 & little Zoey:http://www.dogster.com/dogs/859071

02-08-2007, 08:35 PM	#9
JESSY_RN2B Owned by 3 furballs Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 6,581	Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Bobbi Yorkietalk http://www.dogster.com/dogs/395435 And now........little Aja too! http://www.picturetrail.com/sfx/album/view/23776545

02-08-2007, 10:49 PM	#10
irreverentglow Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Riverside, Ca. Posts: 115	Hilarious.. I couldn't have pulled that off though. __________________ Alicia Momma to Bella "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail" - Unknown

02-08-2007, 07:45 AM	#2
RLC12345678 I heart Hootie & Hobbs Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: USA Posts: 7,149	hahaha this is so funny! I've seen this before and it's too cute. I emailed this to my dog-loving friends. They will get a kick out of it.

02-08-2007, 07:53 AM	#3
MissLola Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: South Dakota Posts: 340	Too funny!

02-08-2007, 08:22 AM	#4
mommiemary Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 660	lol too funny

02-08-2007, 08:54 AM	#5
sassypup Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: S. Ca Posts: 1,905	OMG Brenda! That is hilarious! I wish I was there, I probably would have been on the floor laughing so hard!

02-08-2007, 08:31 PM	#8
CO_yorkie_momma My Angels Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Colorful Colorado Posts: 2,260