I have a Black Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of
Purina Dog Chow at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me
asked if I had a dog(?).....
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was
behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I had been poisoned by the food
and is that why I ended up in the hospital. I told her no; I'd been
sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.
I thought the checkout guy was going to die on the spot .
